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[monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus]

Monster Headcanons: Married to a Yeti

Monster: Yeti 

Reader Insert: Plus Size Reader, PS Reader 

Being married to a Yeti would include: 

Living in an impossibly cold climate

Probably in the mountains

Your loving husbeast turned that cave into a castle built right into the side of the mountain

Despite it being so cold where you live now...that house is always warm

It helps that there’s a roaring fireplace and many, many fur throws everywhere (Be it fake or real, whatever your preference) 

You’d love to say that it’s very Pinterest worthy but really you just want to light your damn candles and keep moving. 

You save all the dreamy stuff for pinning on Pinterest and keep your reality in check

You help the fire along by keeping the oven going

If you’re a good cook, then you slay all day

If not so much, that’s ok too

Your mother in law adores you and therefore she’s constantly filling your home with treats and yummy foods

She also pops by and bakes fresh bread once a week as well

She claims it helps heat the home and you don’t mind because holy hell, have you ever been wrapped in the aroma of fresh baked bread? 

To. Die. For. 

And the taste?  Unspeakably awesome.

You’ve mastered the crockpot at this point because you basically chuck it in and leave it

Soups, chilis, stews and chowders have become a staple for atleast once if not twice a week

Hot coffee in the morning, bundled up in the blankets while his ass keeps opening and shutting the fucking door to let the lynxes out to play

Freezing you to death 

You cussing him while you’re making the hot chocolate that - let’s be honest- you could do in your sleep now, lol 

You’re the odd one out since he and his family are all accustomed to the frigid temperatures

And ya know, it helps that they’re covered in thick white hair

Oh, by the way, just so you know

He is covered in thick, dense, soft white hair that is the most amazing feeling you’ve ever witnessed

Let me paint you a picture

I suggest that at least once (or many!) in your lifetime you cozy up naked in a bed of faux fur.  

It’s the most luxurious thing ever

Now, you fill in the blanks. 

Also, let me bring you down to reality real quick

I hate to tell but the mofo sheds like a damn cat

So just prepare yourself to hate slight moments of rage when you wear a black outfit and he bear hugs you or god forbid you try to clean the shower

Sweet baby Jesus

No matter what your size- you feel so frickin little next to him

It doesn’t matter if you 4′11″ (holla, shortie squad) or 6′3″, doesn’t matter if you’re thin as a rail or wide as a house.   

Husbeast is fucking huge and covered in muscles and so effing tall

And also, he’s a fucking pain in the ass when you need to get up to pee and will not move his fucking arm

So just so you know, you’ll develop a bladder of steal

Also, snugglebeast to the extreme.  

Like prepare yourself

Will never want you to leave the bed before him

He will whine

He will pout

You will cave

And he’ll gloat for the rest of the day

However, when it inevitably pisses you off, you’ll understand exactly what I meant when I told you about the fur all over your body

Life changing experience

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Love, Mama Kennysaurus

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[witchyweirdness]

Spell of the Month: Orange Oil!

Hello, Magical Darlings! 

Welcome back to another installment of Witchy Weirdness!  Today’s post is the Spell of the Month post for February! 

Now, hopefully I’ll keep it short and snappy...but ya’ll know I’m long winded as hell sometimes, lol. 

So Orange Oil! 

Why is it awesome? 

Well, first of all...it smells like heaven. 

Pure heaven full of all your dreams. 

Well, if you like oranges that is. 

Personally, I do so I think it’s the best thing ever. 

Second, holy crap- this stuff is like catnip for energy, stamina and passion. 

Which is WHY it’s perfect to do in the month of February- a month CHARGED with this energy. 

Whether you do love spells or you don’t...using this ish in lust and passion workings is EVERYTHING.

And ya’ll...Imma just tell you and be on the complete 100 with ya. 

This is the best thing I have EVER tried to sex and stamina spells. 

Like, holy fucking shit I think I found the magic equivalent of viagra. 

At least for me. 

Now, ingredients: 

A vessel of some sort. 

Personally I do large batches of this in a quart mason jars and then divy it up into smaller bottles. 

Oil of your choosing.  I used a mixture of sunflower and jojoba because this is the BEST combo for massage oil for ME.  Now, that’s just for me.  You do you. 

Orange peels. l prefer fresh but either works. 

If you want to add some spice and tingle you can add cinnamon but as usual, you use at your own feels. 

I’m not ya doctor and I ain’t tell you that this is what you need to do.  I’m just a country witch and I’m sharing the shit that blows my mind and works for me. 

Ok, moving on. 

Now, this is so easy it’s ridiculous BUT....

Cleanse your jar and charge with your energy. 

Place in orange peels and cinnamon bark if you choose. 

Cover with oil. 

Bless and charge. 

Personally, I’ve done this every February for the past three years and this is how I do it. 

I do my thing and then I store it in a cool, dark place for all of February. 

Come March....holy fucking shit. 

Ish is READY. 

But again, it’s all up to you on how you want to do it. 

Uses: energy, love, lust, solar magic, stamina, banishing bad energy, passion

Also, you can totally add it to: 

Tea

Annointing

Offerings

Great to rub pets with (Sans cinnamon) during the warmer months to ward off fleas and ticks.  I do a version of this with apple cider vinegar and my outside cat never gets fleas. 

Add mint to it and add it behind the ears for headaches and to relieve tension. 

Love, Mama Kennysaurus If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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Love, Kenny

[pleasantdreamqueen]

Hello my sweet lil darling! I was wondering if you were taking requests? Either way, have a wonderful holiday season and end of the year, my dear! Love, Mama Kennysaurus 😘

Of course i am You're my sunshine and i love you 😘😘

[littlemessyjessi]

“In Time”: Jess Mariano Imagine: Gilmore Girls: Plus Size Reader

Jess Mariano Imagine, Gilmore Girls Imagine Jess Mariano x Reader X Reader: Plus Size Reader, PS Reader

Imagine taking a chance on Jess...

This guy, this terribly attractive, sweet at his core, smart and witty guy was standing there ...trying to convince you to give him a chance.

And you just...weren't sure.

"What if you break my heart?" you asked...not wanting to admit that the fear of something that seemed to trivial actually got to you.

"What if I don't?" he asked shrugging his shoulders.

"Yeah, but ..." you started but he cut you off.

"What if I'm the best boyfriend you've ever had...which by the sounds of it wouldn't be that much of a  stretch anyway.  Seems to be you've been robbed of basic human kindness.  I can do that, sweetheart- and more." he said coming closer.

His deep dark eyes bore into yours as he said, "What if I'm that racing heart, can't sleep, all you wanna do is talk to me kind of love?"

I just stood there- too afraid to move or even breathe.

"Because I'm already there with you." he said. "You've got me wrapped so tightly around your finger than I can barely think straight most days and I'm so drunk on it that I can't get enough."

"Wh-what?" you whispered as he came even closer.

Jess' hand came up to cup the side of your face and he just shook his head, a small smile on his lips.

"You have no freakin idea just how amazing you are." he said. "But that's alright.  I can show you....every day for the rest of your life- if you'll let me."

Rather than erupt into tears and be overly dramatic- you just pulled him into a hug.

That was small and simple and it told him everything he needed to know.

It would take some getting used to but in time he'd have you seeing what he saw when he looked at you.

Perfection.

Pure perfection worthy of anything you damn well wanted.

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Love, Kenny

[littlemessyjessi]

“Too Precious”: Venom Imagine #SymbioteSunday

Venom Imagine

Venom x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Eddie Brock x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine a mistreated reader....

 No one would’ve guessed it

You were bright and bubbly

Always the life of the party

Always socializing

So full of spunk 

Everyone figured you were fiery

You’d never stand for that

You’d fight back and leave

And you did fight back

But that didn’t mean it was ok

You’d fire back and go off

You’d also get smacked 

You played it off in front of others

A broken soul behind a bright smile

Eddie kinda figured something was off but he had no proof

Venom just KNEW

The day they witnessed it...it was ON

Eddie was furious and read to get you out of there ASAP

Venom was ready to destroy

You played it off but they called it

Eddie got you out of there and returned to intimidate

However, Venom cut him off and bit his head clean off

The demanded a snack

Of course, he was talking about you, delicious morsel

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Love, Kenny

[littlemessyjessi]

“Chili Cheese Tots”: Venom Imagine: Soulmate! AU #SymbioteSunday

Venom Imagine/Headcanons Venom x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader 

Imagine being Venom/Eddie’s soulmate....

Having a connection to Eddie but not knowing until he and Eddie have bonded

Symbiotes feel the pull much stronger so he wouldn’t stop until he found you

He and Eddie are a pair but the day you let Ven bond with you was super special

It’s his favorite thing ever

It’s not an every day thing because he and Eddie are goals

However, you do it every once in a while and it’s Venom’s fave

Eddie isn’t a huge fan of climbing but you love the thrill of it and area always down because you’d know they’d never let anything happen to you

Both are horribly jealous

Even though you’re hopelessly in love with them both

Eddie has to really fight to to keep his temper in check

Venom will straight up eat them 

So many tater tots

Chili cheese tots are basically a religious experience in your home

Sorry if you’re not good with personal space because...you get none of that

Wrapped up cocoon style for bed

A very healthy polyamorous symbiote relationship for the most part

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Love, Kenny

[littlemessyjessi]

“A Little Unsettling”: A Lestat Imagine

Lestat Imagine #FANGFRIDAY  Lestat x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader 

Imagine surprising Lestat....

Ok, so for one he’s so taken with your human self that he can barely move

Louis finds this incredibly amusing

However, Lestat decides then and there that he has to have you

His Forever Bride, he says

You’re stunningly beautiful

A bit mischievous

A dash coy and very, very convincing

He just knows you’ll be very useful 

And more importantly...keep him on his toes

He and Louis approach you at first

Louis is somewhat against it but knows Lestat will do as he wishes regardless of what he wants

He watched you for quite some time before approaching

You’d been entertaining and by that I mean, you’d beaten several grown men at their own games

It was incredibly entertaining for him to watch you

You were quite the little huntress

So he set himself as the prey 

You knew the second you’d laid eyes on him and then of course Louis that they were different

You felt that they weren’t likely to succumb quite so easily to your little games 

You were correct about Louis 

Though Lestat...was different

In many ways, he was older, wiser, stronger and far more superior due to many factors. 

However, you held his interested...and adoration

Therefore you had him in the palm of your hands

A roll of your body

A shimmy of your hips

A promise to break him but that it would be so good

He knew he had to have you

He offered you eternal life that night

All he said, was that you be the fierce little huntress you were and no stop for anyone

You’d accepted 

Even after he explained

Even after Louis explained 

You let them do their bit and then you did a bit of explaining yourself

“I’ve been the prey all my life.  I should very much like to be the predator.” 

And with that, you died and were reborn into his world

And the two of you were a force to be reckoned with

No one even dared to step to you

Or come between you

For that was a useless mission when everyone could see you were so desperately in love with one another.

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Love, Kenny

[littlemessyjessi]

“Sweet Serpent & Hellish Angel”: Warren Worthington III Imagine: Plus Size Reader

Warren Worthington III Imagine Warren Worthington x Reader Reader: PS Reader, Reader with Headcovering, Mutant Reader

When Warren first came to the mansion...well it was a mix of reviews honestly. 

In theory, no one wanted to judge him...but I mean- the Apocalypse had shit get very real. 

However, eventually more and more started to warm up to him. 

Now, he spent his time with Kurt and Peter most of the time.

The children weren’t super terrified of him anymore. 

However, a lot of that probably had to do with the fact that he let them play on his metal wings. 

Little ones had a way of worming into his heart. 

Angel features be damned. 

His bad boy persona made him look like a badass- and he was- but Warren was really just a big softie. 

Well, a softie that could rip you apart in two seconds flat but whatever. 

Let’s not split hairs here, hm? 

Anyway, probably his biggest problem ..... was you. 

He was under the impression that you barely acknowledged his existence. 

To him- you were so perfect. 

In reality, most people were actually terrified of you. 

But then again, with the Medusaen mutation.... a lot of people would be. 

Especially for anyone who feared snakes. 

See your mutation was commonly referred to as the Medusa mutation due to the fact that you literally had snakes for hair and if provoked you could wither an unholy glare that would turn one to stone. 

Literally. 

Of course there were other things that were far more impressive than that. 

Like, perhaps the scale regeneration that allowed you to literally shed an injury. 

The only down side was that you never got to keep a look for long.  

If you got injured you’re entire genetic makeup changed when you shed. 

The first week of training was the worst. 

Monday you were green eyed, freckly and had ginger snakes, Tuesday a dark skinned melanin queen with hazel eyes and by Friday you were caramel skinned and had honey colored snakes. 

No one could keep up with you and fucking Charles thought it was hilarious.  

Fucking Charles. 

Sometimes, man.  You’d just like to smack him. 

Anyway, the point is- no one talks about the good shit. 

What everyone remembers is that you were the chick with snakes growing out your head and could turn you to stone. 

This was exactly the reason why you just covered you head anymore. 

Always a nice scarf to match your outfit and all that. 

It just...kept the stares down. 

It worked to your advantage since you were always cold anyway. 

Which is precisely the reason why you wanted to murder Charles at that exact moment. 

He knew you were cold blooded and yet he still chose to force everyone outside on this FRIGID night. 

“Early spring, my ass.” you muttered to yourself earning a chuckle from your right. 

You glanced over see the massive wings and the impossible sweet features....that masked that bad boy persona. 

Warren. 

Man, that boy was a dream....even if he was probably a nightmare for the heart. 

“Cold?” he asked, lifting a brow at you over those lovely, lovely eyes of his. 

“A little.” you said. “I’m cold blooded.  It’s really not that bad.  I just- holy shit- why don’t you have a shirt on?! You’ll freeze your nips off!” 

Warren snorted at your outburst but shrugged. 

“Guess, I’m just used to it.  I adjusted over the years.  It’s more trouble to put clothes on over the wings than to just do without.” he shrugged. “I’m pretty warm.  You’re welcome to come steal some heat.” 

The look on his face was a tad ....fuck that- it was very suggestive but in that moment...you could not have cared less. 

It was cold. 

You hated Charles for making you come out and you could basically feel the heat rolling off of Warren. 

You attached to his side like a fucking magnet and he chuckled. 

Trying his best to keep his thundering heart beat from you. 

But you heard it anyway. 

You just had too much tact to say anything. 

However, you didn’t miss the sniggering of a certain mind reader. 

“I hate you, Charles.” you thought and his voice invaded your mind. 

“Sure you do.” his voice echoed. “You hate me the same way your sweet little serpentine self isn’t wound around your hellish angel.  I definitely believe that.” 

“I’m gonna bite you.” you said. 

“Huh?” Warren said. “I mean, I might could be into that.”

You’re face rushed with blood. 

“I’m sorry.” you whispered. “I didn’t meant that for you.  Charles was invading my privacy so I was threatening his life.  That was- I meant- he was- shit, I’m sorry.”

Warren chuckled and tucked you back into his side and under his wing. 

“Not a problem.” he said. “’Sides, I’m kinda into anyway.” 

You peeked up at him coyly, careful not to turn him to stone. 

It wouldn’t be permanent and the boy already looked like a greek statue but damn, what a waste of flesh. 

“Oh my god.” Charles coughed. “I...I’m sorry.  Turn it off. Turn it off.” 

You grinned evilly before winking at Warren. 

“Care to help me torture the privacy invading mind reader, dear?” you asked. 

Warren smirked, “Huh, and everyone thinks you’re so sweet.” 

“And you look like an angel.” you said with a shrug. “Guess there’s more to us than anyone thought.” 

There was a glimmer of something in his eyes for a second before he grinned and just scooped you up and headed off. 

“Don’t do anything to her!” Charles shouted. “At least not where I can hear it.  Dear god, help my soul.” 

Heeeey, smoochies!  So this actually got a little darker than I had intended and I kinda strayed from the original request…but I’m obsessed with it.  I’d kinda like to do a short story with it, maybe only a few chaps so ya’ll just let me know!

Anyway, I do hope you enjoyed it, smoochies!

If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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Love, Kenny

[littlemessyjessi]

“Food Fight” : Thranduil Imagine: Smoochentines Extravaganza!

Thranduil x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader  Imagine a romantic meal with Thranduil...

It starts out as such a formal ordeal

Handmaidens sent out to get you ready

A beautiful dress

Your appearance done up just so

It was all a bit much for your taste to be truthful

However, it was an direct invitation from the King

So ya know- priorities and all that

You could suck it up for a night

Plus, you’d never known one of those feasts not to be laden with glorious food

However..imagine your surprise when you showed up to find that ....it was just the two of you

Like- holy fucking shit

The anxiety of the situation alone

And he’s gorgeous

and all his attention is on you

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

INTERNAL PANIC ATTACK IN FULL SWING

And when you were showed to your other side of the long table...you had a little piece of mind

until

UN-FUCKING-TIL

His ass decides to get us, pick up his things and MOVE

And then he’s there

right beside you

Staring right into your eyes

You’re basically dying on the inside

And then his eyes are twinkling and you realize it’s because you took a sip of your drink and missed your mouth

it’s all over you

The absolute horror

And then...

He pours his own wine all over himself

You nearly died

“Oh dear.” he said with a casual shrug. “Seems I’m a bit clumsy.” 

Knowing damn well that there wasn’t a day in his damn life where he wasn’t every inch of angelic grace

However, something overtook you in that moment

Call it a spurt of bravery

Call it stupidity

Call it the fucking devil if you want

But you flung a perfectly mashed potato slathered in butter right at him

It hit him right in his perfect face and the genuine shock was priceless

“Me too.” you smirked though your skin was on fire inside

You thought he was angry for a moment before he leaned and wiped the drops of drink from your chin

“Food fight.” he whispered

And promptly clobbered you in mashed potatoes ....and the accompanying gravy

And that ladies and gents, is how you and the King of the Woodland Realm absolutely destroyed his private dining quarters

And how the staff looked at you two with a mixture of adoration for your flirting....and painful dread because of the mess they’d have to clean up

Fucking worth it though

You two were so adorable

Love, Mama Kennysaurus If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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“Light of My Life”: Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Imagine

Spike Imagine  #FANGFRIDAY Spike x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader 

Imagine Spike lurking around at night when you’re outside hooping in your backyard...

You resisted the urge to roll your eyes as you twirled around the dark in your backyard. 

You light up hula hoop blinked in the night and the sounds of your music thumped into the darkness. 

In theory, you were alone and enjoying the privacy of your own home. 

In reality, you had a vampire watching your every move.  

Every swing of your hips. 

Every roll of your body. 

Every loop the the hoop made around you.  

Under his careful gaze. 

“So are you gonna just stand there lurking all night or what?” you called out to him. 

He momentarily froze before a look of indignation crossed his features. 

He stepped a bit closer to you, a cigarette hanging from his lips. 

“I wasn’t lurking.” 

You simply kept moving but rolled your eyes. 

“Well, why don’t you not lurk into the house and go get me something to drink?” you prompted and he narrowed his eyes at you. 

“Do I look like I’m wearing a french maid’s costume to you?” he asked. 

“No.” you said and then winked at him. “But that could be arranged.” 

He simply stared at you for a moment before heading inside and muttering about bloody humans not being worth the trouble. 

You had that little peroxide twerp wrapped around your finger. 

Hey, smoochies! I hope you enjoyed this piece of content and if ya did please be sure to let me know in the comments! If you’d like to read more of my work check out my profile! There you can find my masterlist for my works on this blog as well as my two other blogs for my witchy content @witchyweirdness and my monster blog @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus !  Enjoy and Happy Reading!

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“Dark Lover”: Katherine Pierce Imagine: Part 2 to “Friends...” : Plus Size Reader

Hey, smoochies! I never expected the Katherine imagine to go over so well but I’m happy that it did so here’s another! 

Katherine Pierce Imagine, Katherine Pierce x Reader; Ps Reader, Plus Size Reader 

You glanced out the window for the third time not missing the way that the supposed ‘branches’ moved in the night like dark tendrils in the wind. 

Katherine Pierce had been sitting in the tree outside your window for the past three hours while you worked on filling an order for a customer. 

You refused to acknowledge her if she insisted on skulking around and to be frank- you hadn’t the time. 

However, eventually your curiosity got the best of you and when you went to place yet another bubble mailer in your box bound for the post office tomorrow...you took the opportunity and snatched the window open. 

“You’re not as fast as you think you are.” came her voice from the darkness. “I knew you were gonna do that.” 

“Mmmhmm.” you hummed. 

In truth, she probably did...but you’d not be giving her the satisfaction. 

“What are you doing out here...in the tree....at two in the morning?” you asked. 

“What are you doing sending out a box full of packages at two in the morning?” she countered. 

“I’m an insomniac, Katherine.” you deadpanned. “It’s probably why my business is going as good as it is. What’s your excuse?” 

“Maybe I missed you.” she said with a little shrug. 

You snorted, “Did you miss me or my tits?” 

She grinned, “Both.” 

You rolled your eyes at this dark lover you’d acquired.

What had you gotten yourself into? 

Hey smoochies! Hope you enjoyed this lil imagine!  If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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Love, Kenny

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“Filthy Thoughts”: Warren Worthington Imagine: Plus Size Reader

Warren Worthington Imagine Warren Worthington x Reader : Ps Reader , Plus Size Reader

Imagine pushing Warren to his limits....

Warren had always known you to be a tease.

The phrases "best behavior" or "don't cause a scene" ?  

They just weren't in your nature.

For some they couldn't stand you for it.

For Warren- it meant that you felt comfortable enough around him to mess with him.

Sometimes he doubted that you understood just how much it meant to him.

HOWEVER.

He was getting real damn tired of your ass at the moment.

Why?

Well, because you'd been a horrible little tease all day.

Everything you did...he felt like you did it just to torture him.

He wasn't wrong.

Poor Charles had had enough of your fiesty self more than once and forced you away.

By the time night fell- the both of you were locked in his room.

And poor Charles was nursing some scotch just to drown out your FILTHY thoughts!

Hello darlings! Hope you enjoyed this little piece and have a wonderfully awesome day!

If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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“Sweetest Smile”: BoRhap Freddie Mercury Imagine: Plus Size Reader

Bohemian Rhapsody Imagine BoRhap Freddie Mercury Imagine X Reader: PS Reader, Plus size reader, Reader wears a head covering

Imagine encountering Freddie one day.....

The first time you’d met Freddie you’d been in line. 

Waiting in line anywhere was usually a dreadfully boring and taxing task and perhaps waiting in line at the bank was the worst. 

Of course, with you...you always got stares. 

The choice to cover your head always drew attention to you like a magnet. 

However, it wasn’t always bad. 

Cue Freddie. 

He found you fabulous immediately. 

You just looked like royalty to him and he couldn’t tear his eyes away. 

Naturally, he approached you and told you so. 

You hadn’t the time for pretty boys who played games so initially you treated him as such. 

However, there was something in his gaze that held you...well that and the fact that you recognized him in about 2.5 seconds. 

However, it had always been in your nature to toy with your prey a little. 

“You look vaguely familiar.” you told him and expertly played dumb as a form of shock painted his features. 

“Darling, don’t tell me you don’t know Queen?” he said, a bit of disbelief in his eyes. 

“I know of THE queen.” you said. “Though I can’t say I’ve ever sat down for tea and biscuits with her.” 

A look of shock and a slight glimmer to his eyes. 

“Though.” you said. “You do favor that fabulous front man in that band. Are you a cover band?” 

A look of pure amusement. 

“No, darling.” he smirked. “Freddie Mercury.  In the flesh.” 

You give him a once over and stared him dead in the eye, “I expected more sass.” 

His mouth falls open. 

The nerve of you! 

However....

You gave him a cheek grin and a wink.

“Of course I knew it was you.” you said, a light laugh to your voice. “That mouth is unmistakable.” 

He looked down- slightly embarrassed. 

“It’s got one of the purest, sweetest smiles I’ve ever seen.” you said. 

He lit up like a pinball machine and color flooded his face. 

Never had there been a brighter smile than on that day. 

Heeeey, smoochies!  So this actually got a little darker than I had intended and I kinda strayed from the original request…but I’m obsessed with it.  I’d kinda like to do a short story with it, maybe only a few chaps so ya’ll just let me know!

Anyway, I do hope you enjoyed it, smoochies!

If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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“Ugly Crying”: Rosalie Hale Imagine: Smoochentines Extravaganza!

Rosalie Hale Imagine/Headcanons Rosalie Hale x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader 

Imagine a Valentine’s Pamper Day with Rosalie! 

1000% booked months in advance

Super exclusive

Super extravagant

Totally books a private jet to fly out

A day full of shopping and getting all the wonderful things you’ll let her buy you

And even ones you refuse because your Rose will not be deterred when she’s made up her mind

So just be prepared for her to spoil you rotten

You’ll return and someone will take your bags to your room only for you to be whisked away to relaxing treatments

The luxurious heated pools doused with flowers, herbs and the finest bath oils to make an absolutely divine chocolate cherry bubble bath

Strawberries and cream inspired facials

All while having a mani/pedi 

Matching red, of course

A couple’s massage

Hair done and makeup flawless applied

Before she orders your favorite meal to enjoy atop a rooftop that overlooks the city

Then as soon as your just about to fall asleep, she whisks you away onto the jet where you snuggle into her

The two of you find comfort in the mushy romance movie marathon on the way back home

It’s so romantic you can’t even deal 

Cue the ugly crying

Love, Mama Kennysaurus If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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“Skinny Dippin” : Percy Jackson Imagine:  Smoochentines Extravaganza!

Percy Jackson Imagine Percy Jackson x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine surprising Percy with what you want to do for VDay...

When Percy asked you what you wanted to do for Valentine’s Day...you’d honestly been a little surprised. 

A little shocked. 

A little panicked. 

Because truthfully? 

You’d forgotten about it. 

And there you were looking like a fucking idiot. 

So you said the first thing that came to mind. 

“Let’s go skinny dippin.” 

You could’ve died in that moment. 

As soon as you said it, you just crumbled internally. 

And he looked so shocked. 

But then...

A blush bloomed on his cheeks and a smirk tugged at his lovely lips. 

“I get the impression that you forgot about Valentine’s Day but considering the fact that you just offered to go skinny dipping with the son of Poseidon....I’m gonna let this go.” he smirked. 

Your nose crinkled and you skin just burned from embarassment. 

He pecked your forehead and chuckled.  

“I knew I loved you for a reason.” he said. 

“Yeah, yeah.” you grumbled. “Just take your fucking clothes off.” 

“You don’t gotta tell me twice.” 

Love, Mama Kennysaurus If you wanna see more of my content just check out my blogs! @littlemessyjessi is the main blog full of fandom fictions, imagines, headcanons and sickeningly sweet fluff! Yeah, I know, lol. Barf.  But hey, I like it. @witchyweirdness is the magical blog full of witchy content And last but not least !   @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus is my monster blog full of all kinds of monster related content! So I hope to see you there! Love, Kenny

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Love, Kenny

[monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus]

Monster Headcanons: Snow Leopard Shifter

Monster Headcanons: Snow Leopard Shifter Were!Leopard , Were!Snow Leopard x Reader: PS Reader, Plus size reader  

Snow Leopard Shifter Headcanons...

Typically lives in an extremely cold climate

Preferable at high altitudes- most likely a mountain, cliff area

During winter months, they may have a home a little closer to the base of the mountain. 

During the summer months, they tend to 'vacation' to higher altitudes where it is MUCH colder

Funny fact:  Doesn't actually have a roar

Usually comminicates in a series of chuffing sounds.  

Growls, hisses, mew and even wails are also acceptable. 

They more human counterpart tends to be someone who scoffs a lot 

They also tend to be on the shorter side rather than the popular tall genes of many of their other were!cousins

They are usually somewhere between 5'6" and 5'9"

Tend to be stock and very muscular- which is very useful for the mountainous terrain

Despite how thick and dense their fur is, they're not really too bad at shedding. 

They do it once in the summer time if they are near warmer temperatures for very long but often it stills as nice and thick as ever

Though their long furry tail does do a fair bit of shedding but as long as it's brushed, it's a fairly painless process

This creature's wild counterpart has enormous paws that are well suited to traveling through, and often on top of, snow. 

They're human side tends to have quite large hands and feet because of this. 

Also, because of their habitat you can expect this creature to bleed off heat like a roaring fire

Between their natural excelerated body temperature and their dense fur...you'll never be cold

They are not particularly known for being agressively towards human however they can be if you are new and in their territory

Especially if they have cubs

This creature is quite a shy creature and therefore a bit more of a hermit, lol

A bit of a homebody and needs a fair bit of a alone time

They definitely mark their territory

Now their more animalistic side may just straight up do the animal ways of things 

However, the human side of them will just make it very obvious that this place is taken and inhabitated by someone else

Now, if you are lucky enough to be loved by one of them, they'll make it obvious

I mean, they don't go out much but it will be known 

They're also the type to get your sentimental jewelry with the two of yous names or initials on it

This is also the person that will most definitely post pictures of you on their Instagram 

And damn sure be stalking yours and commenting, lol

They are crespusular creatures by nature but it really does all depend on their own needs. 

Expect their asses to be up at dawn busying about very productively for a few hours before slinking back to bed or the couch for a nap

Then when dusk approached they'll have another burst of energy 

It is not uncommon at all for a female were! snow leopard to have more than one father to her cubs as both males and females tend to enjoy their alone time

Some tend to be very independant and have a need for solitude until mating season

While some are very involved with their cubs

This is why there is a huge thing with Were!Snow Leopards of join custody parenting.   

It's more common for a couple just to mate and produce than to actually get married

Because of this female weres in particular may have more than one father to her cubs and this is totally acceptable in their culture

In large cities, they're tend to be more and one area but in smaller areas maybe a total of five spread out for several miles unless there just happens to be a whole line of them 

Sometimes, they are a bit of a pushover so if you end up in an argument with them, they may either shut down, walk away or give up.  They're not especially aggressive and sometimes, sadly, even if they are right they'd rather just not argue about it

However, it is worthy to note that if this habits you are dealing with a potential shut down from your were partner

They will often retreat back to their hideaways and go into solitary mode

So do approach this with caution 

Attacks against humans are pretty rare to be honest so legends of wereshifters of the snow leopard variety have been few and far between

In fact, if there is a spike in human population where a snow leopard were is they tend to become nocturnal creatures to avoid unnecessary conflict

It's a blessing that they can adapt but a curse that they will basically bend over backwards to avoid it

However, do not be so niave to think that you are not being watched if you find yourself a neigbor to one

Expect them to analyze the situation from a distance

They have the strongest stomach of all the weres and is known as the opportunistic predator

Meaning...they'll basically eat anything and they do not mind leftovers

They will most definitely the ones to hunt what's in season but also shop the bargain/out of season clearance rack at the store

They have absolutely no probably eating that pumpkin flavored pancake mix in June 

Or the coconut mixed drink in December

They don't give a fuck

They can also put it away- like damn

They can eat...and eat...and eat

When they cook, they cook a lot and they eat leftovers for days 

They tend to like to do their hunting and/or shopping alone since they have a system

They're very much the one that coupons

However, if they have a mate- they'll do this with them and it's not an issue

They prefer to buy in bulk - especially in meat- but will settle for smaller mark downs

1000% has a deep freezer in the basement to store all the noms and good deals

While they do tend to have a largely carnivorous diet, they are actually omnivores and will eat leafy greens and vegetables as well. 

Ok, so mating season. 

This usually falls between January - March though it can just vary from time to time and circumstances

Look, I'll just say this- when it's time- it's time

And they make it know

They put out this scent to others that let them know that they're in business so to speak, lol

The process/dating process/courtship is fucking long and complex

Shit takes forever

I mean, it's a whole thing

Increased calling which in more human modernized terms can just mean frequent texts or phone calls.  

Or perhaps even just physical visits or video calls. 

You'll just been seeing and hearing of them a lot

They also tend to have several visual displays

Do not be surprised if you end up with a house full of groceries or a warm cooked meal

Or just some things around your home that needed fixing turn up repaired

It's also not uncommon for them to be stuck to you like velcro during this time

They like and they want you to know

So during this time, they want to spend as much time as possible with you

They'll chill out and give you both the space you need eventually but they're just really into you right now

Now, while some were snow leopards can have more than one baby daddy so to speak- it's also not uncommon for them to mate for life as well

It really just depends on the were in question 

All I can say is that if you've gained the attention of this grumpy little recluse...watch out

Because they'll likely never leave you alone after that

You'll be their most precious treasure.

But you'll never go cold and hungry so who's the real winner here?

Hey, smoochies! I hope you enjoyed this piece of content and if ya did please be sure to let me know in the comments! If you’d like to read more of my work check out @littlemessyjessi! There you can find my masterlist for my works as well as my two other blogs for my witchy content @witchyweirdness and my monster blog @monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus !  Enjoy and Happy Reading!

Love, Mama Kennysaurus

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@becrazy-beweird

@littledeadrottinghood @blackirisposts

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Love, Kenny