#makoto also was like “huh weird carbink i'll just put in carbink data into the simulation”

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Sitting here thinking about the tragedy in a pokemon crossover with goodbye despair, sitting here and imagining the brutal cruel teams the remnants would have made from their old teams, sitting here imagining them coming out of the simulation and having to face the pokemon that they morphed into killers and embracing them and telling them they can finally rest

and then the survivors check over everyone else's team and you just hear souda just screech "HOW DID THAT LUCK MANIAC HAVE THREE SHINIES, A MYTHICAL POKEMON, AND AN ULTRA BEAST?! HE ONLY HAD AN ABSOL AND A CARBINK IN THE SIMULATION"

"you know i always thought that carbink was like weirdly powerful for a carbink?"

"ITS BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING DIANCiE BUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT SO HE REGISTERED IT? AS A WEIRD CARBINK??????"