#make him see kon with a wife and baby and oh no he's a dilf OH NO I CAN'T BE A HOMEWRECKER oh no 💔💔💔 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mamawasatesttube · 1 year ago

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just remembered rebirth's house of kent arc and everything bendis has done to kon between that and yj19. why did they have to establish that clark will never remember kon? why did he decide tim's memories of kon are more like memories of dreams than real memories? and yet brush off cassie as never having forgotten him (as opposed to actually paying attention to the kon and cassie relationship lol)? and ma and pa remember him but like... all of his friends like simon or lori or sajan wouldn't? and again CLARK DOESN'T REMEMBER HIM AND NEVER WILL??? what was the point of bringing him back as actual postcrisis kon instead of rebooting him too if literally all of his relationships (except with ma pa and bart) are now nerfed and nothing. what was the point of this. bendis. answer me. bendis i think this made my migraine worse actually. bendis im in your walls

#sometimes i think about writing a gemworld fixit where it's postcrisis yj/titans who find him and bring him HOME #like why didn't they actually figure out a way to make him fit in prime earth continuity #as opposed to sticking him into the most existentially horrifying situation ever.#i did enjoy the gemworld plot though <3 #i think it would be funny with postcrisis tim specifically because. that man is in love with kon #make him see kon with a wife and baby and oh no he's a dilf OH NO I CAN'T BE A HOMEWRECKER oh no 💔💔💔#but then it's all fake but kon is still holding a baby and tim already is really emotional bc he has been missing #but now he needs to go pace for 7.25 minutes because his domestic fantasies are going to kill him.#see this could be something this could be funny #rimi talks

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