#majima gets his own tier bc while he does have more brain cells rattling around in there than he'd lead you to believe
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while watching someone's y7 playthrough it struck me just how moron-heavy the series is as a whole, so i thought itd be fun to rank the relative intelligence of a sampling of characters and i came up with this
#rambles#yakuza liveblogging#yakuza#like a dragon#if someone isnt listed i simply do not have a strong opinion on/impression of their intelligence#daigo was extremely hard to place but ultimately i think average is most fitting#he got stuck with the worst job imaginable and while the tojo clan didnt quite thrive under him it didnt *totally* collapse either#tbh i wanted to put him in above average to gas up my boy but yknow. hes done a bit too much silly shit to justify it#majima gets his own tier bc while he does have more brain cells rattling around in there than he'd lead you to believe#he still does dumb shit constantly and is still generally speaking very dumb#and i originally had others in akiyama's tier but gradually moved them out bc nobody does weaponized incompetence like the lad himself#zhao gets above average vs joongi's dumb but acts smart bc while i feel they are similar zhao does run a successful restaurant#nancy gets smart tier bc she understands human speech. goated crayfish#also the gymnasium tier is named with all the love in the world. love those bowling ball brains#anyway this is not meant to be serious. this is 1000% a shitpost
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