#mads mikkelsen's a chuunibyou change my mind

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PIRATE HANNIBAL

You know how at the end of s3 we see Bedelia holding a little oyster fork

I always thought she was probably gonna use it to hurt Will because let's be honest, we're conditioned to expect Will to be shot, gutted, cut open with a bone saw, stabbed, etc, BUT.

SHE'S GONNA USE IT TO STAB HANNIBAL IN THE FACE. IN THE EYE PROBABLY.

As proof, I propose we look at Mads Mikkelsen's acting career and everything that's going on with his eyes like all the time

Exhibit A - Mads Mikkelsen as Grindelwald in The Fantastic Beasts movie.

His eyes are different colours, and it kinda looks like his pupils are different sizes.

Exhibit B - Mads Mikkelsen as Cliff UNFger in Death Stranding.

He is covered in black goo, and his left eye is leaking oil.

Exhibit C - Mads Mikkelsen as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.

He sustained an injury to his left eye and now he has different coloured eyes and occasionally cries tears of blood.

Exhibit D - Mads Mikkelsen as Kaecilius in Doctor Strange.

He stole a book and now his eyes are a disco portal to the dark dimension? Idk, don't quote me on this one.

And okay, this is all very cool, but just because Mads played characters with funky eyes one or four times doesn't mean that Hannibal is gonna be stabbed in the face and probably in the eye with an oyster fork. Well, I present to you:

Exhibit E - Mads Mikkelsen as One-Eye in Valhalla Rising.

Exhibit F - Mads Mikkelsen as Rochefort in The Three Musketeers.

Exhibit G - Mads Mikkelsen as Duncan Vizla in Polar

LISTEN OK. Judging by Mads' entire acting career, the fact that Hannibal still has both of his eyes at the end of season 3 is a MIRACLE. Once is an incident, twice is a coincidence etc, and SEVEN TIMES means PIRATE HANNIBAL.

That left eye is going.