#made this post on my vent account because it's kinda embarrassing 🙈

[lagnanza]

my predictions for 2025:

the pope declares that generative AI is blasphemous because it "rejects gods gift of creation to humanity" (idk) and subsequently after most heavily christian countries ban it

luigi mangione is declared innocent after some other ceo gets shot by someone else while he's in court

tiktok is actually banned in the us, but only for a couple of weeks

the cowardly lion in wicked part 2 will be voiced by someone obnoxious, either by lin manuel miranda or by james corden

timothee gets cancelled but it's for something actually innocuous

MARINA makes good music again

trump and elon breakup

also one of them kicks the bucket but in a really funny way

live action snow white flops incredibly while live action how to train your dragon is really successful which prompts dreamworks to announce more live action adaptations

taylor accidentally implies she's bi and then has to come out as straight misha collins style

irish unification of 2025

new population of spix macaw is discovered in the wild, making the species slightly less endangered

depp gets run over

noah schnapp gets into a physical fight with another member of the stranger things cast which causes the fifth season to get delayed (also the season itself sucks ass but that's more of a fact than a prediction)

infighting within the republican party leads to its split into two separate parties

a beloved popstar (my bet is on either chappell roan or sabrina carpenter but i hope it's hatsune miku) sings at the sanremo music festival, which causes it to become briefly popular worldwide

one piece ends but the finale is really divisive among the fans

biden almost dies but gets better

(this one is more of a wish) netanyahu gets the bird flu and dies

voltron comeback