#made it for an esit but didn't even end up using it

[archivedjuice]

transparent image of comic kid matt sitting in a church pew. little guy if i do say so myself

[assjuice4ever]

Stupid idea here but listen to me (sex mentioned):

Gojo with a reader as tall as him:

He is not a insecure man, he wears pink because any colour is his colour (we don't talk about yellow here because if he wears it he looks like a fucking highlighter), and woman dress because he can rock them but a woman as tall as him? Who make all the time comments on how he is so small when she wears high heels? Maybe it's the only things in his life that could make him a little insecure.

He will start to wear high heels. God, he will wear it better than you. Nobara, Maki, Fushiguro, Nanami and half of the school will start to have a big headache about this fact. He will not esitate to put some nail polish on his toes.

Believe me, you might not wear high heels because they hurt but he will wear it anyway because he will use reverse curse energy to heal his feet, and you would just get angrier because he never, never, stumble and he would laugh at you when you do.

Somehow the two of you scare babies because it looks like two giants are approaching them. Gojo says it's your face while you say it's his smell, or at least that's what you said until he made you smell his t-shirt in the way a horrible big brother would do: putting your face on his shirt and insisting to make you "smell it", at least he didn't put your face in his armpits. It's Nanami who makes the two of you shut up by saying that the babies are always scared because you two were loud and big.

You start putting things in points that only you or Gojo can reach and you says it's Gojo fault so everybody in the school is angry at him and believes you because it seems his kind of shit. He decides to be petty about it and starts to put things were nobody can reach them if they can't fly like him. That's why Itadori broke a chair, trying to jump while he was on it to take down the cookies from the highest place in the room but he didn't considered his own strength.

He steals your dresses to wear them with heels, telling you he can wear them better than you. You do the same before starting to complain that yeah, you might be as tall as him, but you don't have the same flat ass so you can't really wear his pants size. He will be deeply offended before telling you that you're fat and that's why you can't wear his pants. That would be the start of a huge fight.

None of you says to the other a thing when the roof is too low, Gojo never bumps his head thanks to the infinity and you insult him all the time while he is laughing at you for bumping your head.

People in school will hate both of you because when you two sat down people always tripped on your fucking long legs, making you both laugh.

You are the only two people who complains on long road trip, Ijichi somehow ends always being the one to hear all the complains. Gojo is trying to bully him on buying a big off-road car to be more comfortable, something like a Bentley. You approve.

You both have made a school complain about the doors being too low and the beds too short. Gojo bought his own bed after his complains because he don't sleep in a bed that is for poor people. You still can't believe how he could get a customized bed a lot longer than him. Even all his blankets are customized and only of the best material. You stole all off them for you more than one time and he couldn't find them anywhere. Sometimes it ended in a fight and so, to not be angry, sleep deprived and cold, you started to sleep in his bed with him (he will cuddle you in his sleep but he wouldn't say a thing in the morning, making it appear like you cuddled him).

The two of you have a set of funny comeback for everybody who says "how tall are you?" And all the joke people make about this. They tease you a little more and Gojo laugh his ass off when they ask you things like "how can you find a boyfriend if you're this tall?" because you always answer by saying shit like "I'm married to God" or "I tend to be with men that I won't loose in a corn maze". One time one shitty head asked you if your vagina was proportionate to your height and your answer was "Dunno, is your penis proportionate to your brain? Because I wanted to ask how does it feels to masturbate with pinkies." Gojo nearly died there.

You, at the same time, are always laughing when people ask him if the law of the L is true. The only time you didn't laugh was when he took his pants off to demonstrate that the law of the L was, in fact, fake.

The first time you had sex with him it was because you thought that the two of you could make the perfect 69. You have said it while a little drunk but it tormented him for days before he could prove that your theory was right. It was. And none of you had back problem after a rough session in bed.

Yaga was never more grateful that Gojo's bedroom wasn't near anybody else bedroom.