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schizowitchic · 14 days ago

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never leaving the house without makeup on actually because why did i get id'd for a FUCKING ENERGY DRINK today. like i am definitely over sixteen. i look over sixteen. do i only look over sixteen with makeup on? did that one tesco employee not like the look of me? every other employee is like "yeah let me just approve the age for you" and doesn't ask questions. this woman (who literally could not have been much older than me) apparently decides that today i do not look over sixteen. and the only difference is that i did not have foundation etc. on just eyeliner. so like. uh. what was going on there.

#ma'am almost everyone who shops in the tesco express is a uni student #and all uni students are at least 17 as a rule #and im pretty clearly not scottish so like. at least 18 as a rule #AND I DONT LOOK YOUNG?? when i was 15 a guy thought i was an adult and was giving me pub recommendations for an oxford bar crawl like-#saying that. in a theme park once a ride attendant thought i was under 13 (i was 15) and thought my brother (12) was 15 #so what is the answer #i understand getting id'd for alcohol because thats challenge 25 and i am under 25 but still #the corner store doesnt id me for vapes. why are you iding me for monster #its monster nobody gives a shit #take me back to home bargains and b&m where they dont give a fuck about energy drink age limits lmao #when i was 17 i once pulled my passport out in a morrisons to buy a monster flavour that home bargains didnt stock #ALSO in the train station wetherspoons the waiter was so busy feeling the texture of my drivers license to see if it was real #that he didnt even check my birthdate and ASKED ME what is was #SIR YOU JUST HAD THE INFORMATION IN YOUR HANDS.#idk what it is with wetherspoons employees and thinking my id is fake like idk what to tell you #the local boots doesnt give a fuck honestly they accept student id for shit that requires id #(like. nail glue and stuff. i wasnt buying but i witnessed it. the cashier was like “yeah whatever that'll do”.)#actually take me back to my rural area where pubs generally dont give a shit about age #unless the police are nearby or theyre like. a chain (wetherspoons fuck off challenge lmao)#actually if you sit in the smoking area in wetherspoons theres a chance they wont id you #sometimes they id the whole table though #when i was 17 and my 18 year old friend wanted a wkd with their meal my friend gave me her car keys and was like #“if they ask just say youre the designated driver and you left your license in the car”#ive driven a car exactly once in my life this wont go well #(my license is a provisional. i have it solely for the purpose of buying alcohol & vapes. cigarettes when vapes get banned in june lmao)

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