#mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS tHeSe BrOtHaS :o)

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> Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics. They call me tha black folks president.

caligulasAquarium [CA] began gang bangin' terminallyCapricious [TC]

CA now pass the glock: gizzle i nee' ta rap ta kar wwhere be he he iizzy answwerin 

TC fo my bling bling: He bUsY Bein SlApPeD MoThizzle sEnSeLeSs bY Tha Homey WhizzO LiKizzle KnIvEs TC: BuT I Cizzle ReLaY W-H-to-tha-izzAt mEsSaGe yOu gots, Mah brotha 

CA: i dont fizzle comfortable wwizzith that CA: i havve some serious feelizzles n problems here n i nee' some advvizzle 

TC: Hizzay, Yizzay i F-to-tha-izzEeL YoU, hE'S PrEtTy wOrKeD Up tOo 

CA: wwhizny 

TC: Coz OuR GoOd bRo sOlLuX JuSt kIcKeD Tha WiCkizzle mOtHeRfUcKiN ShIt 

CA: wwhizzle tha fizzle d-ya mizzy by that CA: be you sayizzle hizzle dead 

TC: Yizzy :o( 

CA yaba daba dizzle: oh fuck CA: oh god fuck noww i feel like an asshole 

TC: Y-to-tha-izzeAh i'd sAy tHaT An aSsHoLe be Tha Th'n Thizzay jizzle AbOuT Whizzle eVeRyBoDy fiznEeLs lIkE TC thats off tha hook yo: Kizzle bLaMeS HiMsElF On iT, pizzle Motherfucka TC: BuT I TiznoLd hizzy ta Be cHiLl TC: Coz Thizzle Is a mIrAcLe com'n, i cAn fEeL It 

CA yaba daba dizzle: tizzy be tha wworst fuckin advvice CA: You gotta check dis shit out yo. wwhat an awwful th'n a yizzou ta say CA: MAGIC ISNT R-TO-THA-IZZEAL STUPID STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT 

TC: i'Ve gots tO BeLiEvE At wHaT Mah hEaRt tElLs 'n Me, EvEn iF It a fAkE Th'n TC: HiznoNk 

CA: dis be a lizzot a pointless fuckizzle rubbish n isnt no emotional hizzelp ta hizzy or me eitha fo` that matta CA: put kar on 

TC: UuUuH, i cAn't rEaLlY ThInK 'bout Interven'n, tha B-L-to-tha-izzaCk frown'n Motherfucka kInDa sCaReS Me TC: Be YoU Sizzy i C-to-tha-izzAn't hElP A drug deala Up iNtO HiS MoThErFuCkIn cHiLl? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

CA cuz its a G thang: i dont knizzoww CA: it probably dizzay hustla CA: mah feelizzles sizzle pizzle n meaninless noww CA: sizzy hizzy betta th'n ta wworry 'bout thizzan mah ovverwwrought bullshit CA: like tha dead homey wwhizzay sizzle ha CA: so fizzle it thanks anywway 

TC: BrO My aDvIcE Be yOu jUsT KiCk bAcK N MoThErFizzle sNaP InTo sOmE RiznuDe eLiXiR AnD MaYbE Git Yo' wIcKizzle ZoNe oN TC: Tizzy I SaId mah PeAcE 

CA: wwhat tha FIZNUCK be you fuckizzle babblizzle 'bout 

TC like a motha fucka: SnAtCh aN IcEcOlD, dogg TC: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. MoThErFuCkizzle cHuG Tizzy sHiT LiKe yOu n tha bOtTlE Wizzy ReUnItEd poser 

CA: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. aizzy yizzy recommendin a bevvizzle ta me or somethizzle CA: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. be thizzle wwhizzat dis be 

TC: Yizzay dawg SlAm A F-to-tha-izzaYgO 

CA to increase tha peace: i dont hizzavve a fuckin fiznaygo you stupid fizzy wwhy wwiznould i keep that disgust'n shit on H-to-tha-izzand 

TC: Be YoU MoThErFuCkIn sUrE 'bout ThAt fo' sheezy? 

CA: oh CA: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. oh god youre right i do CA: Death row 187 4 life. i totizzle forgot 'bout it 

TC: Slap your mutha fuckin self. YoU SeE Dawg TC: Motha TC: FuCkIn TC: MiRaClEs TC: :o)

> Eridan: Slam a Fiznaygo.

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> Karkat: Answa.

terminallyCapricious [TC] bizzle steppin' carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TC: hizzle. 

CG: GAMZEE!!! CG to increase tha peace: FUCK CG so i can get mah pimp on: THERE YOU BE, YIZZLE HAD ME WORRIED DUDE 

TC: HONK. 

CG: UH CG: YIZNEAH CG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. WHERE HAVE YOU B-TO-THA-IZZEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD EVIZZLE TA LET ME KNIZNOW IF YOE GONNA WANDER OFF. 

TC: Its just anotha homocide. hizzay. TC: HONK. TC: H-to-tha-izzonk. TC: HONK. 

CG: Holla! YEAH, I GIT IT WIZE HOMEY, YOE A FIZZLE CLIZNOWN, WHIZNO CARES. CG: QUIT THA BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS N GIT YO' ASS B-TO-THA-IZZACK HERE. CG: THE SHIZZIT HIZZY HIZZIT THA WHIRL'N DEVIZZLE, N YOU CIZZLE BE 'N SERIOUS DANGA OUT THERE. 

TC: shut up. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 

CG now pass the glock: WHAT... 

TC cuz its a G thang: I SIZZAY SHUT THA MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER. TC: H-to-tha-izzonk honk honk :o) 

CG: D-TO-THA-IZZUDE CG: Bounce wit me. ARE YOU OK CG: YOE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT. 

TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. TC bitch ass nigga: uh, yizzay... TC straight from long beach nigga: I G-TO-THA-IZZUESS I'M ALL MOTHERFIZZLE WEIRD'N OUT AT SIZZOME EXTENT TA MAH OWN MOTHERFUCKIN SELF. TC: but it's all giznood, i'm chill wit it. 

CG: OH GOD CG: NO NO NO, PLEAZE DON'T TIZNELL ME YIZZY WIZZENT CRIZZLE, I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL DIS. 

TC so i can get mah pimp on: ON TOP OF MOTHIZZLE WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER. 

CG: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. ERIDIZZLE JUST FLIPPED HIZNIS SHIZZIT AND ICED FEFERI N KANAYA, AND I'M FREAK'N THA FUCK OUT 'BOUT IT. 

TC: hizzle hizzle. 

CG: HEH HIZZEH? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.?? CG: WHAT THA FUCK BE WRONG WIT YOU? CG: SERIOUSLY, GIT BIZZY HIZZAY NOW, AND HIZZAVE A SLIME PIE TA RELAX OR SUM-M SUM-M. 

TC paper'd up: SLIME? TC: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. there be no mizzore slime, pimp. TC: AND ANYWAY. TC: shizzit wizzy motherfuckizzle poison, didn't you know with my forty-fo' mag? 

CG: UH... CG: NO? I MEAN, I WIZZLE NEVA EAT IT, BIZNUT 

TC: THEN GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL 'BOUT THA WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER. TC: it rots you. TC: RUSTS YO' MOTHERFUCKIN TIZZY PAN. TC like a motha fucka: n tha flizzoor all stares up bizzay at yizzy through tha motherfuckin hole. TC: BIZZAY THERE BE NO HOLE NOW. TC: izzle unda motherfuckin stand'n of who all i wizzle made out ta be all along. TC fo yo bitch ass: ONLY UNDA MOTHERFUCKING STANDING OF WIZZY ALL I WAS MADE OUT TA MOBBIN' BE ALL A MOTHERFUCK'N LONG. 

CG: OH MAH GIZZY CG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 

TC: i've bizzay kick'n tha wizzle ignorance on tizzy shit. TC: BEEN MOTHIZZLE SLAUGHTER'N THA WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO. TC: Bounce wit me. all up 'n lifelong denial about mah call'n. TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THA HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS. TC: we be higha thiznan yizzay, brotha puttin tha smack down. TC: WE ARE HIGHA THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY. TC: honk. 

CG: GIZZLE CG yeah yeah baby: PLEAZE NO 

TC: and now i'm tha last one, so i finally motherfuckin understand. TC: I FINALLIZZLE GOTS MAH MOTHERFUCK'N UNDERSTAND ON TA WHO THA MIZZLE MIZZLE BE. TC: thizzey wiznere always both me, niggaz, better recognize. :o) TC: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. N ALSO MOTHERFUCK'N ME. Do: TC n we out! n nizzay. TC: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. N MOTHERFUCK'N NOW. TC: i be go'n ta motherfuckin kill all yizzy wanna be gangsta. 

CG: OH GIZZAY CG: OH DAWG CG doggystyle: OH GIZZOD 

TC: I AM HATIN' TA MOTHERFUCK'N KILL ALL YIZZY MOTHERFUCKERS. TC: n paint tha wicked pictizzles wit yo' motherfuckin bizzy. TC: FROM YIZNOUR VEINS WIZZLE DRIZZAY MAH MIRACLES. TC: yo' crushizzle bones will make mah special stardust. Im crazy, you can't phase me. TC: WIZZLE TA THA DIZZLE CARNIZZLE, BROTHER. TC: honk. TC: HONK. TC: honk keep'n it real yo. TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

terminallyCaprizzles [TC] cizzle troll'n carcinoGizzle [CG]

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