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phosphoresccent · 1 month ago

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new jaffa factory 2 episode (31) spoilers under the cut!

we back in the lore mines boys!!! i have membership so i'm watching the extended episode, if i mention something not in the main cut, oops!

already, the title and the description - sips is here and we have reaffirmed he's canonically also a spaceman. thank you so much im eating really well and the video hasn't even started yet

sips' headshot is amazing - is it nina drawing these? its it harry? either way they are amazing. he's landing in on another rocket, so they'll have a new one for their rocket collection. 30 seconds and sips is already dead. amazing. i love the yogscast.

xeph just legging it to be the first one to the ship, completely disregarding his own safety - its a lot, to me. he's so excited for aliens!!!

the rocket is distinctly different to the other two -> is that by virtue of it being a passenger ship? or is it just made by a different company?

"greetings employees!" is sips just being a little shit as usual, or does he actually own Honeydew inc? we know Honeydew sold the rights (but im still on team 'its yoglabs' and will be despite all evidence to the contrary)

"we don't work for you! we aint no sipsco employees!" xeph with the mild trauma from when he was, in fact, a sipsco employee and it sucked royally.

ok he is claiming to own the company. im still ignoring this because i really want it to be yoglabs. he says he bought it when it was worth nothing, so presumably Honeydew sold it around when it blew up due to the rocket crash?

xeph has pushed him off a building. honestly? fair enough. lalna pushed xeph off right after? also fair enough.

"i'm immortal - i've made clones of myself" HEY HANG ON CLONES MENTION???

oh my god the line from xeph "we are doomed to be here, continually, forever" thats. thats rough actually.

"i don't know if you guys have the same cloning tech as i do" hmmmmmmmmmmm. hmmmm. so, they are canonically cloned respawns in this series, so there is cloning tech around somewhere -> it might actually be yoglabs honestly.

blob fish!!!!! this isn't lore i just love him. HES ALREADY DEAD - SIPS STOP THE SEAGULL WAS INNOCENT

the instant heartbreak when sips says the ribbits have to go im - they love their little frog buddies!!!

xeph slipping into a business report monologue, like for a moment he was back running yoglabs talking to investors he hated

i know this isn't meant to be lore, but the jf2 boys having a haunted factory full of ghosts they can only see because of a cursed bell is really fun

i love "milk, from some animal, eggs from - some animal" xeph who is SO bad at cooking. do not let this man cook.

sips almost falling into the teleporter im - (also, the fact he doesn't know about it,,, look i know im ignoring what they are literally saying but i dont think he owns this place. at the very least it's upper management is a mystery to him)

"there was a man called the overseer and he exploded me :(" i could hear the :( face in that line duncan, thank you.

the achievements duncan got for going through the portal were "Farland Security" (the overseer's role in it's actual mod is a spawn near the world border i believe) and "M'aider Stranded Girl" the latter of which is a reference to this song -> i don't know which mod gave that achievement but the song really is a vibe for this series.

"I'm wrestling with the idea what we aren't who we think we are" oh gods. oh no. i know this is just in reference to who owns the company but ohhhh goodness.

#jf2 #jaffactory 2 #lore post #yoglore #im eating so good #i think they might do 2 episodes with sips? maybe 3 total? this feels like a christmas special thing more than a new edition #but he could be a new person on the roster - who knows!

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christinaepilzauthor-blog · 8 years ago

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MayDay, MayDay, Mayday!

by Mike Rendell And no, the internationally recognized distress signal has nothing whatsoever to do with the first day of May: it is a deliberate corruption of the French expression venez m'aider, ('come and help me') having been chosen in 1923 by a senior radio officer by the name of Frederick Stanley Moxford. He wanted a word that would indicate distress and would easily be understood by all pilots and ground staff in an emergency at his local airport (Croydon). It was soon picked up and is now the accepted distress call for planes and ships alike. A less well-known call sign is 'Pan-pan' (from the French panne – meaning a breakdown) which is used in less serious incidents such as mechanical problems which are not life-threatening. As with 'Mayday' it is repeated three times to ensure clarity and to prevent confusion.

But I digress: what of May Day, the first day of May and the first day of summer? Traditionally this was always celebrated in Northern Europe as a chance to say farewell to winter, and an opportunity to have a celebratory bonfire (in some parts of Ireland it is still known as Bonfire Night, whereas the English save that expression for 5th November, being Guy Fawkes Night).

It is also the subject of some lovely customs, many of which lasted longer where the Celtic traditions remained strong, rather than elsewhere. Take the charming custom of washing your face with May dew. The 1652 book by a Dr Gerard Boate entitled 'Irelands Naturall History' says this of the custom:

" The English women, and gentlewomen of Ireland… did use in the beginning of summer to gather good store of dew, to keep it by them al the year after for several good uses both of physick and otherwise, wherein by experience they have learnt it to be very available." The collecting of dew would take weeks of preparation. In April, May and into June the girls would get up before the dawn, go to the green fields (wheat was best) and harvest the dew – either with their bare hands, or more especially by spreading a sheet out over the moist grass, and then wringing it out and collecting it in a glass jar. This would be topped up every day, and for the whole year would sit in the sunlight by a suitable window. Every few days the concoction would be purified by carefully straining off the water so as to leave behind any sediment, dirt, or other impurities. And so, after nearly a year in which the freshest of fresh waters was imbued with sunbeams, it could be splashed on the face! Dr Boate's book opined "The dew, thus thoroughly purified, looketh whitish, and keepeth good for a year or two after." The distillation was at its most powerful if applied before sunrise on 1st May, and in an age when we consider it beneficial to rub avocado extract into our hair, or spread unmentionable products over our skin to prevent wrinkles, who is to say that a spot of early morning dew water is not just as magical in its properties?

The practice gave rise to the riddle:

I washed my face in water

That had neither rained nor run,

And I dried it on a towel

That was neither woven nor spun.

The answer lay in the fact that having washed your face in dew you always allowed it to dry in the fresh air – you would hardly go to all that trouble and then wipe it off afterwards!

This custom was by no means limited to the uneducated country poor – it was also favoured by ladies of fashion and has in some cases been transported, and lives on in at least one household in the United States. The blog at http://artbydot.com/?cat=4 recalls the fact that in one particular family the girls always set their alarms for six in the morning on May 1st so that they can run outside and rub their faces in the morning dew on the lawn!

Among the anticipated benefits of applying dew to the face (or even better, naked dew rolling!) was that it would prevent freckles, sunburn and wrinkles. It could prevent headaches, and even walking barefoot through the dew would ease bunions and callouses as well as preventing corns! For some reason it also enabled the person concerned to have greater dexterity in untangling nets, ropes, or freeing knots from string and thread. (Memo to self: get up early 1st May and roll around in the buff on the neighbour's lawn – I don't have one, so his will have to do!)

Ireland in particular had many other May Day traditions, including cutting down a thorn- bush and putting it up outside your house and decorating it with ribbons. Another custom was to keep the brightly coloured egg-shells left over from Easter, and then string them together as a loop to hang around the tree. But tree-rustling was such a problem that a law was passed in the reign of George III (1775) stating that "every person who shall put up any Maybush opposite or near to his or her house or suffer any Maybush to be so put up or to remain for the space of three hours opposite or near to his or her own house…not being a person lawfully possessed of trees or woods or not having lawfully obtained the same … shall forfeit and pay such sum not exceeding forty shillings." (Two pounds – the equivalent today of perhaps $220).

Another tradition was putting up a Maypole at a crossroads. The tallest was reputedly at the Strand in London, near the present St Mary-le-Strand Church. It was erected shortly after the Restoration of the Monarchy in 1660 (all such practices having been banned under Cromwell's Protectorate) and was over 130 feet tall. It stood there until a storm blew it down twelve years later. The tradition of putting up maypoles caused our legislators to impose controls (presumably because of the risk of serious injury to road users from collapsing poles): an Act of Parliament dated 1792 was passed to 'Improve and keep in repair the Post roads of the Kingdom'. Amongst other things it stated that "If any person… shall erect any sign-post or maypole or maybush on any part of the said roads…every person so offending shall forfeit the sum of twenty shillings." The Irish had a similar tradition of putting up maypoles at cross-roads, but whereas the English seemed content to tie ribbons round the poles and dance around them, the Irish came up with some splendid alternatives. There were two famous crosses in Dublin at Harolds Cross and Finglas, and they would be smothered in soap until slippery. A succession of prizes having first been tied to the pole, the young men would then be challenged to climb the slippery pole and claim the prize – a hat, a pair of breeches or an old watch. It was also often an occasion for dancing and carousing, as well as traditional activities such as sack races, gurning (making contorted facial expressions through horse collars), wrestling, chase-the-pig and so on. In Tralee in 1785 an eccentric landowner called Miss Cameron introduced the custom of men racing each other with sacks of coal or flour draped around their necks – a spectacle giving rise to much rejoicing and revelry. Some of the traditions date from the fact that May Day in Ireland was the traditional day for hiring agricultural labourers. It was also the day when rent was due. In some places such as Limerick it was customary for the farm workers to parade through the main streets of the town, complete with ploughs, scythes and other agricultural implements.

In England many of the celebrations are limited to a specific town or village. Padstow in Cornwall has its hobby horse (or rather, 'obby-oss'), while many places reckon that May Day is the start of the Morris Dancing season (cue much waving of hankies and banging together of stout poles). Across the country there may be people rushing into the North Sea, or attending festivals, or jumping off bridges! And that is quite apart from those who regard the day as International Workers Day … An Editor's Choice, originally published May 1, 2012. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mike Rendell is the author of The Journal of a Georgian Gentleman based upon the diaries, written notes and accounts kept by his 4x Great Grandfather. He also writes a regular blog on aspects of life in the Eighteenth Century (it can be found here). In 2017, he published In Bed with the Georgians: Sex, Scandal and Satire in the 18th Century, available on Amazon UK.

Hat Tip To: English Historical Fiction Authors

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