#luv u clown-non i just met you but if anything happened to you i'd kill everyone here and then myself ✌🏼

[now-im-a-belieber]

more hcs you say? 👀 if you allow nsfw on this blog, there's gonna be A LOT more

#1 will be a lil long, bc as a scrawny jewish dork whos parents still make comments about me ONLY marrying other jews, i have so much to say (& i'll be incorporating some real canon content as well)

◇ while he mentions getting himself a nice jewish girl (w great big soft titties & a smile to die for), joe isn't actually at all fussed about the nationality/religion of his partner. as his parents were immigrants from austria, even though he is of jewish descent on his mother's side, joe and all of his siblings were raised roman catholic and attended catholic school. besides, he maybe a dickbag sometimes, but he's a romantic at heart & nothing as trivial as religion or nationality is going to sway him once someone steals his heart

◇ has definitely done shrooms, would be down to do them again (but only w friends)

◇ he can dance okay, like not super stellar, and depending on how much he's had to drink, you could get through two or three dances before he steps on your toes

◇ his partner can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue? joe's hard every. single. time.

◇ he has self-esteem issues, so he uses sarcasm & whatever his relationship w webster is as both a façade and an outlet

◇ certified Great Depression Kid™, so the man knows how to stretch a dollar real well, which in the economy after the war is actually pretty useful in helping save up to buy a house

◇ keeps a bottle of his partner's perfume oil in his cab for whenever his thoughts travel into traumatic territory & he needs to ground himself

◇ a dog person, but doesn't mind cats all. if you get a cat, you'll see it in his lap once or twice a week

◇ he really really loves bread pudding, do not ask him why or he will go into Storytelling Mode™ and will not shut the fuck up until he's good and done

◇ will write his initials on you in hickeys whenever the opportunity presents itself

◇ the backs of his knees and sides of his kneecaps are weirdly ticklish, so if you manage to catch him off guard, he will shriek

◇ so. many. candles. so. much. incense.

you're not obligated to elaborate further but ik for a fact these would be 100% better if you did 🥺💕

xoxo, 🤡

first things first i will for sure allow nsfw hc's! just put a warning up top before anything!

now let me add my two cents to just a few of these.......

◇ that was a really beautiful point made about the relationship he holds with religion. im especially thrilled that you used the term "a romantic" i've seen lots of discourse where the conclusion is made the joe isn't one to display acts of romance, which i don't necessarily disagree with. but i firmly believe he would be motivated by and believe in romance, and be one to simply show it differently. anyway moving on

◇ hmmm. interesting. I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge 👀 no brag, no brag

◇ "uses whatever his relationship w webster is as both a façade and an outlet" this kind of made my head explode. i have like one thousand points to make about this but let me save some time and move forward.......

◇ okay..... weird..... cause like the "great depression / similarities after the war AND the perfume hc are both oddly related in the details of a WIP in my drafts right now and now im afraid you can read minds