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fisheito · 1 year ago

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i wonder if yakumos grandparents gave him so much soup bc it's something that can safely be swallowed whole by a small child who doesn't have the full chewing instinct...... don't have to break out the crowbar to wrench the entire chicken out of your babys mouth when you have liquefied the chicken

Gasp... brilliant... not only is soup an expedited form of warm... it is also (generally) choke free

#the lil bits and chunks floating in the broth are no issue #a blended soup? also no issue #grandma simmering soup for hours longer just to get the solid stuff to become easily hand mashable...#or learning from the one time she left the entire chicken carcass in the soup pot while serving #and unattended yakumo most certainly gorlpfed the entire carcass #luckily we didn't have to whip out the crowbar bc the carcass was boiled n soft...#but u know that fear when ur dog eats cooked poultry bones and you're all “DON'T EAT THAT!! THE BONES WILL SHATTER AND RIP UP YOUR INSIDES”#that's grandma's fears with yakumo even tho we can plainly see the boy does not chew #wonder if yakumo's throat is more snake like or human like at that age??#bc if it's snakey then we don't gotta worry #but if he's inbetween morphs and his jaw is snake but his throat is human #trying to swallow an entire chicken ? uh...........#i hear a lot of pathetic sobbing and choking sounds in the distance #(it's a child trying to figure out what can be swallowed and what is a choking hazard)#nu carnival yakumo #feesh answer

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