#lucifers-lawyer

[yanderefoeyay]

I can imagine if Adam was staying at the hotel and lucifer might still be wary of him but one day adam finds one of his rubber ducks

Adam: This little guy is amazing, he’s freakin adorable

Lucifer shocked: wait you like ducks?

Adam: Yeah of course they’re the best, I used to play with one in Eden, love these little guys

Lucifer immediately pulling out a wedding ring: Marry me 💍

[wooflyyuzen]

So.... Radioapple human lawyer au anyone?

[fanofstuff01]

Flight Attendant x Lawyer Au

They go see the FBI the next day.

Carmilla: Nice to meet you Adam. And this is?

Lucifer: I'm his lawyer.

Carmilla: Alright, can you explain why you were fleeing from the airport when we asked for all staff on the flight to stay back for questioning?

Adam can feel Lucifer's "WTF" Stare on him, he didn't tell him that.

Adam: I'm so sorry, I was so jet-lagged and on autopilot that I forgot. It wasn't intentional I promise.

Carmilla: I’m afraid this came off as… Suspicious sir.

Adam: I’m sorry…

Carmilla: Don’t be. So you wouldn’t mind if we did a small lie detector test?

Adam: No..

[thegoddessweiwei]

more content of my own human AU jsjsjs

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Flight attendant x lawyer AU

What if…. This.

Basically Guardian Angel AU stuff. Sera is horrible his dad was good but not much there Emily’s his lil sister. But..

This time Lucifer didn’t move away or die.

He was there for Adam since childhood and was always his friend. And Adam loved liked him since then. But he was too shy and scared to admit.

Adam always escaped to Lucifer’s house with Emily whenever they had a problem at house. He would tell him everything, only making Lucifer wish they could take them in.

When his dad died, Adam stayed at Lucifer’s house for weeks.

And didn’t stay away much long. He went there once they ran away and hid there for almost two years. Lucifer’s parents were going to take care of Sera but Adam begged them not to until he was a legal adult.

Lucifer hated Sera, SO MUCH. She fueled his desire of becoming a lawyer.

Now that’s settled.

Adam was finally going to confess to Lucifer when they were seniors.

But Lucifer got a girlfriend just when he was about to. And no matter how heartbroken Adam was, he still tried to be happy for Lucifer and be there for him.

That didn’t stop him from celebrating Lilith leaving Lucifer. But he still thought Lucifer didn’t see him anything more than a childhood friend.

Awwww poor Adam.

But yes Sera is a piece of shit in this.

Adam would be so heartbroken but pretend to be happy for them. This is kinda when his drinking started trying to drown his feelings for his best friend.

And why did Lucifer get a girlfriend? He thought Adam wouldn't feel the same.

Adam became a flight attendant to see the world and meet new people if they looked like Lucifer he'd fuck them.

[vroomian]

Coffee au Yrz as the Morningstar attack dog (aka the worst most awful rules lawyer in contracts and court hell has ever seen).

He eats overlords for breakfast, he’s unkillable, and he’s un bribable.

Yrz meets Lilith at a club after he breaks a bad contract through boredom and gets attacked as a result. Lilith saves him and tries to make it seem like Yrz now owes her.. he is of course like. Fuck you, I do not :) and Lilith is amused. Lilith offers him a deal — power for his soul and Yrz is like ha! Death first scary lady.

Lilith: OWO

(This is not a normal reaction to deals she offers obviously. She has a hypnotic voice and she was indeed using it.)

but this is Yrz and he is absolutely serious about death before being owned. He’d rather work at this shitty minimum wage job for the rest of his eternal life than belong to anyone but himself.

Lilith: (I gotta have him.)

Lilith: you want a job?

Yrz:

Yrz: you know what. Sure. Whatever. Beats retail. You need a boy toy? I’m great at sex. Also I can shape shift.

Lilith: I did not but suddenly I am thinking very hard about it.

[decentsoupperson]

Shady Lawyer Au

So @fanofstuff02 had the idea to change it up a bit so that Lucifer is Mob Boss and Adam a, you guessed it, shady as fuck lawyer.

Lucifer meets him the first time he gets caught in real legal trouble. Adam is the best defense lawyer in the state and will defend anyone as long as they pay.

Adam: Okay Mr. Morningstar, I'll take your case. Don't worry I'll get you off.

Ooooooh, I like this. I have something to possibly add to it, though. What if the reason Adam won all his cases was because he tampered with evidence?

[thisonesock]

I love those posters in Helluva Boss. Mammon and his BFF Lucifer have some Beef. Shouldn’t the King of Hell have better lawyers to charge against mammon?!

[writerofadream]

ngl u should do lucifer x reader like headcannons, like idek what theyd be called-

whenether their like

*lucifer totally fell first

*you couldn't decide whether or not he was kidding when he asked you out

I kind of maybe base my entire personality off of Lucifer- so yeah let's rock this shit.

You fell, you fell hard.

Or maybe he did.

It was hard to tell because you were in stage one: denial

You see, you were a lawyer and in charge of your own firm.

Hot? Powerful? Hates Lucifer?

Yep, meets all of his requirments!

But you, you couldn't sleep with the enemy. The police.

Oh but he tried. Even tried to do that stupid mind thing that frusterated the absolute fucking shit out of you

"Tell me what it is, what it is you truly desire Ms. L/N?"

"What I desire is for you to get out of my face, asshat."

Maze adores you.

Favorite adult human 20/10 would let into Lux again

Stage 2: Anger. Chloe is listening to you rant about Lucifer again and she has to restrain her laugh. "THAT ASSHOLE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE. DID YOU GIVE HIM MY ADRESS?? I SWEAR DECKER-"

He adores making you mad. Best part of his day ngl.

"Oh come on, love. I just want to talk to your client! Just for a second Ms. L/N." He pleads and your eye twitches as you lean in close.

"... I will shove these heels so far up your ass they come out your mouth, got it?"

"Clear as mud, my love."

Ella loves it. All of it. Her and Dan talk about yalll all of the damn time oml

Stage 3: Bargaining. "If i sleep with you will you shut the fuck up?" You plead one day, he looks disgusted and offended, and you don't understand.

He stops for a while after that. He's afraid that you think he just wants to fuck you.

Stage four: Depression. You can't help but miss it. He stressed you out, and made you embarrased and mad.

Your both quiet for months, three to be exact.

Then one day Chloe and Ella lock you in Ella's lab

Stage five: Acceptance.

"I've liked you for a year and a half." You blurt.

He's staring at you.

"Oh."

Ella screams with delight and is already planning the wedding.

Lucifer hates hugs, but you grew up with 5 older brothers. you were surrounded by love and sometimes lucifer just loathes that.

He doesn't smoke around you. But he does drink together with you.

You help cut his wings (you kinda knew all along, your mother was catholic)

he loves the fact that maze loves you

He loves the fact that he loves you

[godsprettiestprincess]

Though I do feel I should mention like I always do, as an avid purveyor of mark p media (don’t worry about it) I don’t put most of my stock in his acting for these claims, instead looking at specific lines and framing against other characters because unfortunately All That™ isn’t a specific choice. Thats just the way he behaves.

[housemarcellus]

𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓲𝓭 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓛𝓮𝓸 10H 2°

I don't believe that man has ever been to law school.

[wooflyyuzen]

When the gay lawyers when the gay when lawyers

[fanofstuff01]

Flight Attendant x Lawyer Au

Alastor works for the Vee gang as an assissin when things go wrong.

Steve stole $10M for them. Some of which he spent on Adam and himself.

Another note showed up at Adams place.

YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO GET THE $10M BACK BEFORE YOU PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

Adam: Jesus fucking Christ!

Lucifer: What is it? Another note....... Fuck!

Adam: Oh my god.....

Lucifer: Okay, we can't stay here anymore.

Sorry that I made this wait too much.

Maybe they were at a hotel during this? This’d even make it scarier.

[thegoddessweiwei]

More of My Lawyer got poor taste in ties! wanted to make the lucifer of my human radioapple AU, based off of this adorable sailor moon gif!

POV: your lawyer see ducks outside....

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Lawyer x Flight Attendant AU

Adam, drunk, looking at his photos with Lucifer with tears pooling on the table: Why couldn’t you love me… WHY?!

Adam: I would’ve gave you EEVRYTHING! Everything!

Adam: What does she have that I don’t!?

Adam: Is it because she has a pussy!? And can get pregnant?! Well fuck that! We could have been so fucking happy!

Adam drinks four more of those mini bottles of vodka and cries.

Adam: I just love you so fucking much! I-I-I would have done anything to make you happy.......

[lordiavolo22]

OBEY ME HEMOSPECTRUM LIST WHAT DO YOU THINK

lucifer - blue or purple mammon - teal levi - gold satan - olive asmo - jade beel - bronze belphie - rust

diavolo - fuschia barbatos - violet solomon - human kid simeon - lime luke - lime??