#lucanis: i cant BELIEVE i hit that curb it's never happened before. maybe i should take a break from driving until i get my head straight | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kirkwallguy · 7 days ago

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the scene where lucanis is mad that he missed the shot is so funny because it has the vibes of a guy who just got into a minor car accident and not someone who missed saving the world by an inch. can i get some PASSION.

#everyone: noo lucanis it's not your fault that curb came out of nowhere :( besides at least nobody was hurt #davrin: but it's going to be expensive to fix. and i did tell you to look out for the curb.#lucanis: i cant BELIEVE i hit that curb it's never happened before. maybe i should take a break from driving until i get my head straight #varric: rook. rook can you hear me. elgar'nan and ghilan'nain both have brand new teslas. if we can get lucanis some #stimulants and put them on the road together maybe we can kill them in a pileup. it will look like an accident #< in this universe elgar'nan and ghilan'nain are just random people we have beef with and want dead i guess

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