#lqg and sqq making truce over wanting to put their hands all over yqy

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Silly thought of the day: Yue Qingyuan's cultivation is plenty high to heal the scars from his sword incident without very visible marks - no discoloration, no obviously different skin texture - but there's one thing he can't cover up: you can clearly see where his shizun and the medicine peak lord cut into him to fix his meridians in the patterns in his body hair. It looks kinda stupid, in his opinion, but at least it's easy enough to fix.

So Yue Qingyuan is getting full body shaves (or waxes, idk which would be more fitting for this setting) like twice a year and between bullshit xianxia lotion and cultivation slowing down certain body functions, he's smooth all over. And it should be nobody's business, because xianxia modesty demands he's covered up all the time, but somehow the others find out about it. They are all still only head disciples and maybe it's a very hot summer so the open spars are done shirtless or their shizuns organize a team-bonding trip to a hot spring or something.

Especially the hot spring scenario would be funny because like. Shen Qingqiu is stewing in the water, in his personal nightmare of being in the company of several naked men (he's debating if it makes it marginally better or much worse that they are his fellow head disciples) with no way to hide his scars, and then his world gets upended by Yue Qingyuan being so smooth and delectable all over.

And it would be really humiliating that he's the only one reacting to this - Mu Qingfang knew about it and its reason already, Shang Qinghua doesn't think it's anything strange because he spends way too much time around Mobei-jun who's an ice demon and doesn't have much body hair to begin with, Wei Qingwei is mildly fascinated, but not enough to comment on it...

But then Liu Qingge walks in and looks at Yue Qingyuan like a god descended in front of him. Liu Qingge is staring and Shen Qingqiu is staring and they notice each other staring and through some unprecedented stroke of divine guidance they decide to have temporary truce for a bit, because clearly they are the only people here with functioning eyes.

And maybe if they work together it will exponentially increase their chances of getting to touch Yue Qingyuan in all his smoothness and that's worth having a truce over, probably.

This all ends with a very happy Yue Qingyuan and a very spicy LQG/YQY/SQQ sandwich.