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fweeble · 6 years ago
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Episode 2: In Another Country
I hope everyone stays hydrated, whether or not they’re currently suffering through summer! I’ve got my set up all prepared (with the tissues and pillows being the most important, but that’s preference). Hope everyone else is comfy as we start episode two! 
We’re gonna need it. 
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Looks like we’re jumping right in. OOF. Ibe’s face ruins me. He’s so worried about Eiji. Someone needs to hold my hand, my heart hurts and I’m already prepared to cry everywhere. 
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None of this was ever supposed to happen, Charlie. Just save Skip and Eiji --just save them, Charlie. Save them.
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Ibeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Your decision to cover American gangs will bring you so much heartache. So much. Q AQ
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Not even half a minute into the episode and my boy Shorter makes an appearance. My heart. Look at that lighting... the glow... the colors. Oh my god, just slay me with the colors. Hnnnnnnng. Also: three motorcycles. I am secretly hoping that Shorter’s just casually commandeering Ash’s since Ash rudely yoinked his away. I can dream, can’t I? Disappointed how they cut out some of Shorter’s insightful dialogue, but time constraints, I understand.
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Shorter, your gut is very spot-on. 
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Seriously, Mappa could just murder me with these gorgeous backgrounds. Look at the attention to detail. I know this is a hostage situation but let’s take a moment to bathe in the beauty that is this (old, abandoned) scenery. Aaaaah.
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And here is Arthur, trying to look intimidating and ominous by hiding in the shadows, but he’s sadly overshadowed by everything else. As usual. Is anyone else impressed with all the effort that goes into everything? I’ll try not to wax lyrical but look at all those gang tags and planks left around, the cracked tiles and the smudges --someone had to draw that.
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Everyone knows it’s a trap, Arthur. You’re clever, but you lack a certain degree of self-awareness and ability...
but do keep talking. Your only positive point is your smooth, buttery baritone. Nice. I will enjoy your villainous monologue. It will match your laughably stereotypical evil ‘do.
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Truly, subtlety isn’t your strong point, Arthur. 
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Also, lying. But please, lie more. 
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Eiji and Skipper together is my favorite thing. Skipper is this tiny, determined ball of controlled kick-ass. Eiji is utterly out of his depth and looking around curiously because boy, Japan wasn’t like this!
These two cuties. Please.
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Fuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooff.
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PUNCH HIS FACE IN!!!
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*WILL SMITHS THIS SCENE* I have so many feelings, I have so many things I want to scream about, I want to dissect just how much this one line underlines the differences between Ash and Arthur despite the fact there are plenty of superficial similarities between the two and I just --HNNNNNNG. *clenches fist* I HAVE FEELINGS AND THEY ARE STRONG.
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Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip. Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. So many props to Eiji for staying relatively calm in a frankly terrifying situation. 
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Skiiiiiiiippeeeeeer. *STRANGLED DYING MANATEE NOISES*
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*INTENSE SOBBING* SKIP, YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL, YOU PRECIOUS STARCHILD. HE IS SO PROTECTIVE OVER EIJI. MY HEEEEART.
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Why are you such trash, Arthur????
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EIJI’S FAAAAAAAAAAAACE. SAAAAVE HIIIIM.
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I’M TOO EMOTIONAL, SOMEONE FUCKING HOLD MY HAND ALREADY!!!
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You didn’t even lose your fingers. You just have some scars. Talk about disproportionate retribution???
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Oh my god there’s an actual opening segment, I thought they were forgoing it altogether because 19 volumes in 24 episodes, but I guess not. I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t prepared. Aaaaah.
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Seriously, the background???? I’ll try to keep the gratuitous snapshots to a minimum. I’ll try. Honestly.
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I think from now on I’ll start all my Nanner Fish Liveblogs with this. 
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Why does this break my heart. (No, don’t answer. Just leave me to wallow.)
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Beautiful juxtaposition. Also, rude. I love that lighting through the trees, though. Q AQ
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*HYSTERICAL SCREECHING* MAPPA, Y’ALL ARE THE RUDEST ASSHOLES TO EVER ANIMATE AND I AM SO OFFENDED, EVERYTHING HURTS, NOTHING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS, LAY ME TO REST.
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Yut-luuuuuung.
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WHY MUST MAPPA BE SO CRUEL AND HURTFUL.
GOSH, THIS IS GORGEOUS. MY HEART. WHY DO THIS TO MY DELICATE BABY HEART???
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Guys, guys, guys. Look at all that gang tagging. SOMEONE HAD TO DRAW THAT. THE COLORS MAAAAN. Also: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
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FUCK OFF. I HAD TO STOP FOR A BIT. JUST. WHY. FUCKING WHYYY.
MAPPA YOU BASTARDS.
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Every.single.fucking.time, Marvin. 
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*high pitched distressed noises*
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Ash, you beautiful, sassy smartass. PLEASE BE A LITTLE LESS SASSY.
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My heart. 
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Just call him Florence Nightingale. 
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*more strangled high pitched noises of distress* I wish Ash wasn’t so right.
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THEIR SLEEPING POSITIONS. SKIIIIIIIIIIP. EIJIIIIII. MY HEART.
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SERIOUSLY PUNCH THAT FACE IN.
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Oh my fucking god. I thought he was just a random new mob character, but he’s that dude who looked exactly like Charlie!! The first time I read Nanner Fish I was convinced Charlie was a mole because of him!!!
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HE ALSO LOST THE PORN ‘STACHE. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER. A LOT MORE INTIMIDATING.
I totally went off-topic. The topic being: Marvin is gross, the scum of the earth, and should be punched a lot in sensitive places.
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Thank you, Skip.
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I am the worst person, I’m sorry, because I spent this entire slow pan up Ash laughing hysterically. This is secondhand embarrassment at its peak. Pffffft. 
Ash, please.
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Poor Eiji. Pffffffffffffffft.
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Marvin, you are honestly dumber than a bag of bricks. Beautiful wounded gazelle gambit, Ash. I love how Skipper is jumping with excitement, cheering Ash on, and Eiji’s holding himself like he needs protection from the latent gross that emanates from Marvin constantly.
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*side whispers* This is it.
The turning point.
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*blows kisses at Mappa* GORGEOUS.
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I’m breaking things up a bit since I’m just. Full of feelings. Eiji making a decision, inspired by Ash. Skip automatically assuming Eiji’s making a Last Stand, because that’s what he is: a fighter to the last. 
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But Eiji is a civilian, and he doesn’t fight the way Skip does. 
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And this is beautifully animated, and it definitely shows Eiji’s resolve and determination... but it bugs me.
Because they gave one of Eiji’s lines to Skip.
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They turned a line that showed Eiji’s determination, his acknowledgement that he could severely injure himself --could even cripple himself --but he was willing to bet it all on a chance, and made it into an argument Skipper has against Eiji’s Hail Mary decision. 
And I hate it.
I really love the soundtrack they use, though. Nice.
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How the cat fell in love with the bird.
Seriously, look at those colors? Look at that rainbow effect while Eiji’s in the sky. The textures. *sends all the kisses Mappa’s way*
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Eiji... what about your bleeding. I mean, yes, run for help, but also: what if you pass out before you get help? A quick tourniquet, please!
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He did indeed. It was beautiful.
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Shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. 
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HIS TINY SATISFIED SMIRK.
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I AM TOTALLY UNBIASED. IT’S NOT LIKE I LOVE SHORTER A RIDICULOUS, LOPSIDED AMOUNT. WHAT LIES ARE YOU SPREADING. *cries* I just love Shorter so much.
More smartphones trying to save the day.
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And again. No more phone booths!
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Seriously, I suspect I will forever be smitten. Muwah. Gorgeous. Muwah Muwah.
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Finally! Plotty things! And why automatically suspect Ash, Charlie?? You trusted him enough to let him near civvies but you automatically suspect him when Golzine’s up to something sketchy? 
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Oh, Ibe. You’re gonna have white hair soon, Eiji is gonna make you worry lots.
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I know you are, Eiji. Q AQ
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Nice, thank you Mappa! Now I know Eiji’s A pos. (Or AB pos.)
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*wounded hippo noises* THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND DEDICATED TO ONE ANOTHER. SKIIIIIIIIIIP. AAAAAAASH.
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CMSDKLFMLDSF. SOMEONE SAVE SKIIIIP.
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Beautiful. The best part about Shorter and his garish colors is that you can always pick him out of a crowd. <3
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I didn’t mention it last time, but I’m so happy to see Ash’s crew! Hi Aleeex!
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Just casually taking snapshots of Shorter being awesome. That’s not a crime. I swear.
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BONES! I think. I forget. I get their names mixed up. 8( Where’s the other one? You can’t be Ash’s power trio with just the two of you! (I guess Shorter’s there too. Q vQ)
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Totally just took this screencap because I’m basically an embarrassing parent who likes to show of their kid. Lookit Shorter. Isn’t he awesome?
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Nooooooope.
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Nooo, no no no.
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Marvin you idiot, Golzine said alive. Your Papa Dino? Remember him?
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Nooooope.
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For fuck’s sake, noooooooooo.
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SOMEONE FUCKING KILL MARVIN FIRST.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. SKIIIIIIPPER. Q AQ
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Skiiiiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeeeeeeer...!!!!!!!!!
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KILL HIM.
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Ash, what black voodoo magic did you do to get that car going??? You didn’t turn or put in any keys, you certainly don’t have the fancy electronic keys on you. What the hell? Did some lazy mafia asshole leave their fancy electronic key in the damn car?
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ASH STOP LEAVING SHORTER BEHIND FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!
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I love how this implies the cops are on good terms with Shorter.
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Shorter, did you even tell them where you were heading??? You’ve got a smartphone now!!! Use it!
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Shorter...
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Because you were stupid enough to shoot Skipper. All you had to do was not shoot.
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CMLKSDFMLDSF. DINOOOOOOO.
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Because people aren’t pets, Dino!!!!
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Trust your instincts, Ash! Turn back!!
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He honestly deserved worse.
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Ash....
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*sigh* I’m so smitten. That’s gorgeous. (Sorry, Ash.)
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Jenkins and Charlie will believe you, Ash! But...
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Obligatory corrupt cop Evanstine won’t let them help you. This is his jurisdiction. 8(
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Oh, Jenkins. Charlie. You’re gonna regret it...
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Another asshole who deserves his face punched in.
Is no one going to dress Ash’s wound? It’s still Eiji’s tourniquet there. It’s gonna get infected you shithead.
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Fuck oooooff.
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Oh look, someone who needs to slip on a pickle, fall, crack their head on the counter, and die face first in their own piss. That’s you, Evanstine! 
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Please. Die horrifically.
Ash... Q nQ
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Please don’t take it personally, Jenkins... Skip just died in his arms... he was framed for murder... and a scumbag just ambushed him with his past...
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Cmkalsdmfklsadf. DINOOOOOO.
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We’re so blessed, guys! So much plot this episode!
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Charlie... don’t do this. Please... don’t.
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Oh, Charlie. You’re so earnest. You’re still so pure. Q AQ
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And Ash... takes after his middle name. He is jaded. He knows better. He knows Dino. How do you indict someone with so much money, power, and influence? He has judges in his pocket!
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And Charlie...
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And an intermission from my previous thought because boy howdy am I still swooning over these gorgeous visuals. *blows even more kisses Mappa’s way*
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Back to my previous train of thought: ...Charlie can’t give up.
Ibe’s face, though. It’s the face of a dad going “son, could you please stop putting yourself in dangerous situations I’ve already gotten fifteen new grey hairs and I’m only 30 please don’t do this to me.” Poor Ibe. That’s exactly what Eiji’s gonna do.
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Charles Dickinson: Poster boy for Not Givin’ Up, We’re Taking Dino Golzine Down the Right and Proper Way, Just Believe in Us Ash!
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Noooooo, not with the emotional blackmail, Charlie! (Besides, as much as I love Ash, preeeetty sure Eiji was incidental. He was chasing after Skip, wasn’t gonna let Eiji, an innocent civilian get caught in the crossfire of a gang war, and at no point did he risk Skip’s life. He contemplated his own, but never Skip’s.)
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What a cute bird. Q vQ <3 <3 <3
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*clutches chest* Eiji. Why. 
Skipper... you will never be forgotten. 
DAMMIT WHY IS NO ONE HOLDING MY HAND??? I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
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THE FUCKING ART DIRECTION. CMKSLDMFOWEMFDSLF. MAPPA NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER. MY MURDER. 
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It’s okay, Eiji, I wouldn’t be able to, either... Q AQ
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Seriously, how is that even remotely legal????
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Fuck Golzine and his connections. Fuck him with a power saw.
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*intense feelings about later volumes and how this relates to both Ash and Eiji* CMSKDLFLSDFJLSDJFOEWIMSFD. *strangled dying manatee noises about foreshadowing*
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*lies on ground, emotional and useless*
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Hnnnnnnnnng, that’s just gorgeous. Ominous, but gorgeous. u 3u <3
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand prison wardens are also in his pocket. Seriously, Charlie, do you not see why Ash is the way he is?
There’s also a brand new ED, but I’m seriously emotionally drained after the OP and Skipper... It doesn’t really have anything particularly foreshadow-y or relevant that my dead soul can see. It’s lovely and a nice end to an emotionally charged episode. I’m going to just quietly cry into my pillows now.
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