#lord eshteross is sam; scanlan is bill; and chetney is harry (he's also just hairy on account of being a werewolf)

[thevalleyisjolly]

Mighty Nein crack fic concept: Fjord and Jester have decided to get married on the beautiful island of Rumblecusp, and as a surprise wedding gift, Jester secretly Sends out invites to the reclusive former adventurer Lord Eshteross (he can be alive here, as a treat), the notorious Meat Man of Ank'Harel, and the enigmatic founder of the world-renowned C-Pop Industries, to find out which one of them is Fjord's biological dad.

+bonus: At least one of them ends up hooking up with Vandran at the wedding