#look at them pretending like they're not on the hairy edge of playing footsie

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A scene from Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by @bapple117 that made me cackle. Vox gives Alastor a (Custom! Red!) phone, who VERY reluctantly takes it.

The Radio Demon looks down at the device with slightly more open curiosity, then. He pokes at it gingerly with a single claw, as if it is a dead bird someone has shoved in his face rather than a basic, everyday gadget. Alastor tuts. He can see no other way around this, it’s true; their fake public feuds are going to need to be carefully choreographed and thoroughly planned. Trying to orchestrate that is going to be near impossible without some form of covert communication. Alastor has no choice but to surrender the fight - it pains him greatly, but even he knows there’s not much point in resisting. Not if they are to keep this game alive and beating, which they both so keenly want to do. Alastor sighs wearily in resignation. “If-“ Alastor starts. “FUCK YES!” Vox says, grinning, fists clenched and arms pumping. “OH, I fuckin’ DID IT, you’re gonna fuckin’ use it?!”