#look at them gooooooo aren't they cute

[kir0nixx]

Dancin' dump

[boxblondiecoops]

You should write something about joe cooper and someone on his team! It would be such a cute idea since I saw your recent post lol 😭

- Saphari ★

Hello Saphari!!!

You're my first ask! I hope your doing amazing! Ok, I'm gonna warn you, my writing is chaotic as shit and probably scrambled as hell. I'm gonna start with bullet points and see where my brain takes us. Let's gooooooo~

It's gender neutral and mostly him having a crush but ya know.

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Ok. So based off my obsession memory with how he acts around Jenna.............. He turns into a fucking golden retriever.

Same goes for when he's with you.

Like same big blue eyes, same dopey smile. Constantly jumping up to take care of stuff you need/want. He will even tie your shoes for you without you even so much as asking.

Oh, need some water during a sweltering practice? Here's a cold bottle, just for you. It even has your nicknames first initial on the cap with a lil heart with it. Or maybe your player number.

Need a snack because you forgot to eat before a game or something? Oh, lookie, he has your favorite! Actually, he has about eight of em, just in case you need more than one pick me up.

Listen, you guys have to hang out after the games and before the games and all the time.

If you don't wanna come over, he whines and complains to Remer all the time and every. single. time. Remer rolls his eyes so h a r d.

He curls up on the couch, watching his old game and hugging a pillow WISHING desperately it was you.

He's such a lonely guy, please go hold him. He'll gladly be the lil spoon, big spoon, the fucking fork, he doesn't care. He just needs you to hold him.

So naturally you've come over and hung out (more than once) and played some Nintendo and drank some beer if you like too, but he won't push it. He's just happy you're here.

In the house, he has a designated spot on the couch JUST for you. It's right next to his but no one else can sit there.......... Except maybe the dog. MAYBE.

If your allergic or even nervous of his dog, or even the cat for that matter, he'll move them to a seperate room and keep them in there when you hang out.

Although if your allergic he vacuums like the entire house before you come over, even doing the couch.

During games, he's the most supportive dweeb ever. He cheers, like, the loudest in the dug out if your psych out hits the way you practiced. He bounces around and claps.

If it doesn't, he pats you on the shoulder and tells you it was awesome and you guys can tweak it later.

He loves you in the uniform. He won't say it................ But like he stares at you so much. You're so pretty to him he just can't not look at you. He's smitten.

You are the ONLY person on the team allowed to score with La-Z-Boy. He trusts you so, so much with it.

Now imagine you got distracted, waiting your turn on the bench, your name gets called, saying your next up and he gives his prized ball a gentle throw to you and is just like

"Go kill it!" And he's blushing a little bit and almost giggles when you smile and jog off to the pitch.

He knows you won't pop it or fuck with it. It means the world to him and so do you so seeing you use it makes him blush and lean over the railing and just watch you.

Remer definitely fucking laughs at him tho... But also highly encourage him.

"My bestie is soooo in love!" *wipes fake tear*

"Shuddup!"

If you pop a home run with his ball? He's on cloud fucking nine, jumping up and down.

Oh god, if you score the winning game, he rushes at you and picks you up, spinning you around and smiling up at you like you hung the moon and the stars and he just really fucking loves you.

He is constantly waving to you from the pitch if you aren't on the field. Like the straight arm lil wave

Please, can we talk about his eyes? He has the prettiest fucking blue eyes. He looks at you all the time like you personally crafted his favorite constellations or just handed him a signed baseball bat from Reggie Jackson himself.

Like come on. He's so fucking cute, I can't with him. Look!!! Look at him! ↷

The tension.

The tension during practice?

Especially if the team isn't there and it's just the two of you???

STOP SHUT UP

HOLD ON THE CLICHE ASS "lemme stand behind you and, like, move you in the proper way" CLICHE SHIT PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

He has game for once!!!!

He stands behind you, hands on your waist, guiding you to stand directly across from the net. He makes sure your holding the ball right (basketballs are hard for me to hold- I have small hands) and even shows you the proper follow through.

And he's fully pressed against your back because I said so and he's so warm and big and everyone talks about how big Remer is but Coop is big too!!!!!

He smiles and gives you pointers on your stance and how to aim and shit- and he's such a sweetheart about it.

Like if you miss he claps and grabs the ball and is like "oh, good try! Let's do it again, but a little bit more like this-" and shows you how to do it and adjusts you to be right.

But he's genuinely so nice about his critiques and is so sweet and is painfully and obliviously so into you and stares at your lips a lot and-

Putmeincoach

Oh my god hold on

Y'all does he have like a "call me coach" thing???

You call him coach as a tease and he smiles and shakes his head and puts his hands on his hips.

.......... Call him that in front of the team and he gets majorly flustered.

I might need to write some suggestive shit on this topic later. This is like all I got for right now. I'm only thinking dirty shit uh-

[cheryllcher]

startrain reaction -- spoiler alert!!

so i finally had time to sit down and watch aftee thinking about that cute adrienette ifieekdkekek hey tumblr really needs to add the keep reading thingy to mobile im sorry for spoilers :(

-ohhhh anither akuma that we missed with rena rouge ://

-oh hey the sketchy art style for the scenario bit is nice awwww marinette sacrificing her fun for paris u deserve better

-the host miraculous?? wut?? also it looks like an eye patch ngl but um "iM aLrEadY PutTiNg aLoTtA rIsK By hAvIng 2 mIrAcuLousEs oUt" sure master fu

-adrien adrien adrien u cant underestimate your father hawkmoth he'll just do it anyway but wat a rebel

-plagg being plagg of course never change i love u

-woah roger looks so weird without his hat

-ohboy mothface is here here we gooooooo

-um sir isnt your window closed??? i mean u wouldnt really be smelling the pollution if u did unless it's open .-.

-wow sabrina has a chloe alert

- did u just park your car at the side of the road???? okay cool- OHOHOH IT'S MAX'S MUM DJSJJE

-alya-- just how many blogs do u have??

-again: wut 👏 a 👏 rebel 👏 now: please do something about lila--

-wowowowow fancy new train graphic thingy and awwwww maxipoo max wut a great mum u have didjdjsj i like her *whisper* i want u to live your dream

-alya this is a sweet moment don't just take photos of it please

-chloe alert aga- oh hey the akuma- oh no it's gone in the suitcase. oh mr roger and his fines

-yea dude your akuma disappeared into a girl's suitcase

-chloe wut- yea ms bustier that's a mood right there. and there goes the redemption arc out the window kinda

-marinette's yawn is so cute???????? like dont needa be embarassed girl it's norma- OMG LOOK AT THAT SOFT LOOK *screenshots* GET MARRIED ALREADY

-uh-huh she's been planning alright. about how to take down akumas

-yea mari go with the flow and those lil drink whipper-upper magic machines are adorable

-awwww ivan and mylene (idk their ship name) and juleroseee and kim and alix please just date already i ship u guys now

-oh forgot that liar existed. woah art skills i can never achieve and ms bustier is just unaware

-markov i never see enough if u and you are SO ADORABLE wanting to make friends with all robotic things i love u too

-alya's scheming done right for once YAS

-huh i would have thought adrien had air po- AHHHHHHH SO CUTE ADRIENETTE *screenshots like 20 times* *replays it like 50 times*

-aww the girls supporting adrienette. and lila u sure u wanna do that in front of the entire class?? wut about your "nice girl" act??? so u can just like-- scooch away from my babies and let them have this moment??

-kim?? wut r u doing?? ohgod it's probably something goofy

-chloe no offence but u could idk help instead of just "hey im queen bee it's all good" also aren't u hot it that?? pretty sure the tempreture is not that cold. okayokay u doing good- welp nevermind u shouldn't have mentioned the akuma. okay i'll give u a pass for now for sorta doing it

-wow hawky "i lost contact"

-kim- pffffffft wut are u doing my boy HAHAHAHAHA

-and the extras have names!!

-marinette probsbly thinks she's dreaming lollll AND CAN U SEE THAT LITTLE SMILE ON ADRIEN?? OMG "sHe'S jUsT A FriEnD" PLEASE

-alya and nino to the rescue!! uhhhhhh not really nevermind

-noooooo max's mummmmmm woah u just did that without hawkmoth cool

-woahhh space- kim wut the heck man i love u but seriously waddaheck dude

-"this is spacey" juleka u sweet girl keep doing wut u do :'')

-wow there's emily- wait nathalie why would u check the oassenger seat if u knew that adrien was at school?? i mean technically he didnt tell u but why would u need to check??

-yea gabriel it's really ironic. u know wut else is ironic?? your son is one of your enemies

-ah i see where max got his number speak from. nice

-ohhhh it's horse. makes more sense

-ohboy chloe looks sad. should i be scared for miracle queen now?? clearly she didnt listen in miraculer though idk which came first

-nooo markovvvvv- um that should have destroyed him but okay

-chat noir i love u but seriously this isnt the time for poses

-wow some fancy kwami. nice. ohmygosh do u see that leg cross?? i think i got a new fav here

-wowwwwwwww that's some pretty nice transformation there

-um im guessing everyone has these visions in this show now aaaaaand they're breaths should be able to hold that long- oh wait nevermind they have superpowers

-markov :(

-those moves. darrrrrn also did he like come up with a name on the go or something?? it's a little random. but cool powers tho

-oh heyyy the did go to big ben after all!!

-hey ladybug u kinda are smooshing chat's face. and his butt

-im happy for max's mum go live your dream!!

-oh they went back to paris awwww man adrien has to go now darn it nathalie

so this episode was good. the adrienette shipper that i am is practically screaming in happiness now. i mean we have liela almost destroying things but thank god. BUT THEY ARE SO CUTE

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK AT HIS SMILE AND HOW COMFY HE IS