#lollllll why does it just look like he's talking to the trees

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omki going all mother hen on shivaay is a good way to start off.

wow even tej gets a hug, but not pinky.

further proof he’s faking:  if he’s lost his memory, surely he’d have forgotten pinky’s betrayal as well and hugged her. 

aaaaaaaaand acting shuru. 

KAUN ANIKA!??!?!? BC TERI TOH MAIN....

i don’t like this fake jankee’s voice. 

tanyaaaaaaa. meriiiii wife. 

howwwwww many fucking wives??? pehle tia ko announce kiya. phir anika ko, god knows how many times. ragini as fiance. abhi tanya. abbe oh tera naam shivaay hai, kishan kanhaiyya nahi. 

even abhay is like THE FUCKKKKKKK. welcome to oberoi mansion, son!

aaaaaaaaand media is totally ok with him having a WHOLE NEW WIFE 15 DAYS AFTER MARRYING ANIKA. apparently none of them have an issue with the fact that polygamy is illegal under the hindu marriage act of 1955. 

god knows after how long shivaay’s giving a proper statement to the press. 

anika’s like BITCH I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BS AFTER ALLLLLLLL THE SHIT THAT I WENT THROUGH...... 

SAME, OMKI. #SAME.

when TEJ of all people is side-eyeing you in women-related matters, you know you’ve reached a whole new level of fuckery. 

shouldn’t pinky be capitalizing on this opportunity? like, this is best case scenario for her, that shivaay’s regressed one year into the past where everything was beautiful and nothing hurt....? 

anika’s like I KNOW THIS BITCH AND HIS WAY OF WORKING PERFECTLY WELL AND HE IS FAKING. 

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL EVEN TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU SAY SHIVAAY ISN’T THE TYPE TO GET BLACKMAILED?!?! HE’S DEFINITELY THE TYPE TO GET BLACKMAILED AND HAS BEEN, SINCE EPISODE 1. 

jhanvi brings up Mahi Ve theory but anika shuts that shit down asap. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* where are you mahiiiiiiii? i misss youuuuuuuuuuu

girl why are you questioning him in front of alt!Kee??

“TANYA NEEDS TO REST!” 

lmao bitch you know who needs to rest???? my girl anika here. she hasn’t had one moment of peace since the day she met your godforsaken ass. 

lol he’s soooooo faking - look at him not meeting her eyes as she’s spouting word after word from her exclusive dictionary. 

lmaoooo anika trying to bond with the sautan.  

hee hee tanya’s face. 

lmao the way she poked tanya in the nose! 

“inki buraai hum baad mein karenge. akele mein. mahila mandal ban jaayenge hum.”

um, yes?!!?!?? THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I WANT FROM THIS SHOW? ALL OF SHIVAAY’S GIRLS GETTING TOGETHER AND BITCHING ABOUT HIM

headcanon: anika has definitely been hitting the liquor cabinet every now and then to deal with being married into this house. i know i would. never has jhanvi been more relatable. 

looking away. because he can’t stand to keep lying to her face and see her get upset. 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh boy she’s gonna...

yup. 

‘i haven’t thought this whole thing through. these two are hella weird.’

anika’s like yes please to the doctor. good. iski saari ki saaari bemaariyaan ek hi jhatke mein diagnose kardo. 

wow rare glimpse into oberoi offices! 

WHUT. ABHAY TAKING CARE OF IT???? MAAAAN NA MAAAN??? 

and everyone’s like OKAY! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

um... this isn’t how a business works? you don’t just stroll into an office and take control. 

this cute fuckerrrrr is shady as hell. esp with the whole “family comes first” shit. have the oberois wronged his fam in some way? is he here to take everything from them????

how has the fucking doctor diagnosed shivaay with selective amnesia WITHOUT EVEN MEETING HIM???????? LIKE??????? 

my brotp!!!!!!!

oh anika, come onnnnnnnnnnnn. stop crying. you know he’s fakingggg. 

“main unko unse bhi zyaada achche se jaanti hoon.”

you go girl. 

yupppppp, go with your gutttt, babe. 

.... “aisi kya majboori hai, that kal tak jo banda was ALL UP ON ME AT ALL HOURS... DOESN’T WANT TO SEX ME ANYMORE?!?!??!”

aahaaaaaa! 

“mujhe kisi bhi tarah anika ko yakeen dilaana hai ki yeh naatak nahi hai. ki main sach mein usse bhool gaya hoon.”

BITCH ANIKA IS ME AND I AM HER AND WE KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

dude this chick’s dialogue delivery is so bad. it’s not her husky voice. it’s not. it’s just that her delivery has no emotion whatsoever. she sounds dead on the inside.

like, i relate to that and all, but i still sound more animated than this. 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. she’s acting under instructions from someone. 

and that someone is ABHAY. calling it now itself. he’s here to take over all of the oberois business and property and whatnot. 

lmao, really? the entrance from his room now leads to this weird corridor and not directly into the hall??? 

picture from the first zabardasti waali shaadi? instead of the one that just happened? why? 

but memory from new shaadi. 

haaaaye his devastated face. plus the o jaana piano theme. i crie. 

AWARENESS. OK WEEPING NOW. 

oh come onnnnnnnnn anikaaaaaaaa. you know he’s being pressured into acting, and instead of finding out the cause, you’re wasting time on trying to get him to admit. hadh hai chutiyaape ki. 

trying not to give up the act. but it’s super hard. 

waise toh yeh bada sakht launda hai.... lekin yahan pe pighal gaya.

niche joke for zakir khan fans. 

god my hearttttttttttt, i am actualllllllly cryinggggg at him trying to keep up the act and struggling to, coz she’s just so upset and he can’t stand it. 

you can runnn, you can hide, but you can’t escape my loooooooooove. 

this girl, man. she has my heart and soul and i would do anything for herrrrrrrrr. literally anything. 

“mujhe pata hai maine kaha tha ki mujhe aap tadibaaz bagad bille pasand hai lekin iska yeh matlab nahi ki aap hameshe sadte rahe....”

unsaid: ‘i meant IN BED, you stupid man.’ 

“mera dil dukhta hai, shivaay.” 

aaaaaaaand i’m crying again. and so is he. (on the inside.)

yuppppppppppppp. i knewww it, pinky would capitalize on this. 

abhay ko kisi babyyyyy ka phone aa raha haiiiii. BITCH I ALREADY PAIRED YOU WITH SUMO IN MY HEAD, HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP WITH SOME OTHER BABY???????????

oh heyyyyyy bhavya! sup? you married or nah? i don’t see no sindoor or mangalsutra or anything. 

sultan calling??? or just rudra being a creepy little stalker??? 

ok manav’s ~~~~ACTING is suddenly... weird? 

chubbby’s here to visit bhavya?

ugh no he’s here to be a little creep and spy on her. 

BRO COULD YOU STOP PHOTOGRAPHING/RECORDING PPL DOING SHIT IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOMES?!?!?!?! ASSHOLE.

LOVING THE NEW HAIRCUT THO. 

ohhhhhhhhhhh lorddddddd she was faking the whole thing too?? manav has a whole other fiance. 

.... in 15 days manav found a whole new fiance and made her fall in love with him?????? matlab waah, kya studddd hai. 

OUFF YAAAAR BHAVYA YOU SHOULDA LOCKED HIM DOWN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. ITNA ACHCHA LADKA HAATH SE NIKAL GAYA.

ok, abhay doing awaiiii ki tadibaazi. 

god he’s hellllllla cute. but banda bohutttt hi shady hai. iska agenda kya hai??? 

lollllll abhay praising gunda’s tevarrrrr. i love ittttt. 

ok abhay’s already a better businessman than shivaay/tej and i am all for him taking over. he deserves it. 

ok whyyyyy does everyone in this show think that TEARING UP PAPERS means that everything is nullified??? THESE ARE LEGAL PAPERS THAT ARE REGISTERED. YOU CAN MAKE NEW COPIES. LORD. 

masha’Allah, what a face. *kisses the screen*

.... since when does rudra keep up with the business? and that too with ABHAY, whom he didn’t even like??????? 

LMAO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

ok are we sure that the oberois aren’t a crime family? coz they seem to have pretty easy access to explosives that they seem to deploy when they need.

also idk what universe they think they’re in where the market rate for a property like this is for 50 lakh in mumbai. a decent apartment in the city costs like 1 crore, let alone a bangla and such laaaavish grounds. 

waaah what tadi. someone’s been watching shivaay singh oberoi videos to absorb his personality via screen. 

but he has a muchhhh better personality than shivaay though. 

oh great, this chashmish asshole is back to harass omkara. 

actually tbh i don’t care. omkara deserves to be harassed. 

“ab toh mil gaye na, ab banaiye paintings!”

 LMAO WHUT THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS! 

OMKARA CAN’T HELP BUT LAUGH AS WELL “MAIN KYA PRINTING PRESS CHALA RAHA HOON?”

god this is such a stupidddddddd issue. 

ooop. abhay has overheard. he will fuck up chashmish, methinks. 

ok abhay is going superrrrr overboard with this BHAI thing. he’s a secret oberoi, isn’t he???? 

OMG WHAT IF HE’S ROOP’S SON?!?!?!??!

pinky, you know shaktiji is team anika, why would you gloat like this in front of him???? 

oooh yaaas, tej and jhanviiiii are here on team shivika as wellllll. 

ok i have to be on team pinky for this one thing: tejVi, how about you give one single fuck about your own kids????? seriously, what the fuck even is going on with them????? 

lord this whole 4 way argument from the first two three episodes of the show, fucking whyyyyy

shaktiji, you need to go on a longggggg yoga retreat or something i think. just, get away from all this stress and negativity. in logon ka toh aapas mein chalta hi rahega. khud sulta lenge. aap apna dekhein. 

mata rani aint gonna listen to you, pinky. she’s team #shivika too. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MILLS???? PAYBACK FOR OLD CRIMES???? WHAT’S HAPPENING HEREEEEEEEEE

WHAT RAAAAAAAAAAZ?!?!?!

ummmmmmmmmmmm what are these sexy vibes between abhay and tanya??? is she his “baby”????? 

tej has witnessed and is instantlyyyy suspicious. but what do you mean “itni der se”??? they literally talked for two seconds. 

okayyyyyyyyy abhay is a stone cold liarrrrrrrrrr. matlab srsly, is bande ka agenda kya hai. 

also, tej is such a fucking idiot for falling for that. did that LOOK like an antagonistic conversation??? come on. it was all smiles and sexy looks.

SHIVAAY REMEMBERS GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i literallllly don’t care for anything else now. i don’t. i dooooooooon’t. FUCK YOUR HETEROSEXUAL ROMANCE, SHIVIKA. MY BROTP IS ALIVE AND GLORIOUS AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. 

ok what even is reflection nonsense??? her standing behind a tree shouldn’t be giving THAT reflection in the pool.