#lol this isn't maul apolgetism but lowkey IS
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i have not been the same ever since i learned that darth maul is apparently like 2 or 3 years younger than obi-wan kenobi
**EDIT: okay so apparently, maul is three years younger than obi-wan, so in tpm MAUL’S LITERALLY 22 WHEN HE DECIDES TO FIGHT OBI-WAN I--
#caroline talks#bro this is hitting me RIGHT NOW#i'm on a deadline this article is due in 20 minutes but what am i doing? WHAT AM I DOING?#thinking about the fact that maul and obi-wan are THAT close in age#i always thought that maul was OLDER than obi-wan by SO MUCH#but NOOOOO i learned through some other friends that maul is YOUNGER than obi-wan and i HUH????#HUH??? EXCUSE ME????#also it's not lost on me that maul is 23 when he makes his grand appearance as a sith apprentice#and anakin is 23 when he starts his sith apprenticeship#idk man i guess something about being in your early twenties or something#THAT'S A JOKE--#but i....HUH??? THEY'RE LITERALLY 2 or 3 YEARS APART???? WHAT??????#im sorry but WHAT#// edit: OKAY BUT LIKE....22???#THAT'S WHEN MOST PEOPLE GRADUATE COLLEGE#IM SORRY HOLD ON IF YOU TOLD ME THAT NEXT YEAR I'D BE ENTERING THE WORKFORCE BY#DUELLING A 25 YEAR OLD TO THE DEATH#I WOULD JUST SIMPLY RUN AWAY#lol this isn't maul apolgetism but lowkey IS#im sorry but this just goes to show that when you are. raised. by. hell man. this is what happens#no but im genuinely sad now???#imagine being 22 years old and this is what happens.#no now im actually genuinely sad.#bro.#@ star wars: u realize whenever you have a character close to my age i am going to feel sad for them right
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