#lmk which one you'd rank where!!

[endlessly-cursed]

top hp ocs of mine i wouldn’t fuck with and why

idea from @gaygryffindorgal​ 

1. gisella baptiste 

she has age on her side, she’s smart and learns fast. she can and will fight you with both magic and her own fists. has learned several martial arts, used to be a street kid who was later trained by none other than Rex Brokenshire ( @cursebreakerfarrier​ ) himself so uh... that’s a no for me kwsnwjkd 

2. nilufer sultan 

bro i mean... her father’s the freaking sultan!!! and though she’s not that powerful in the harem or the hierarchy, she has servants and many pasas willing to send executioners to your room. she’s, after all, a sultana by blood. her wishes are orders, including killing you. 

3. blanche dubois 

i mean, she’s a dragonologist!! i wouldn’t want to fuck with a woman who only needs to say the word and her dragons will burn you alive. besides, she can and will fight you and probably win so uh... another no for me 

4. delphine vixen 

she’s from a powerful and dangerous family, from the og Phoenix Resistance, escaped Voldemort and trained by Alastor Moody himself, as well as being an excellent fighter of martial arts in her own right, delphine makes it to the list of un-fuckable character 

5. lady primrose gray 

the queen herself, she’s friends with a freaking royal prince, a 700 yo vampire and her husband’s an earl, but what makes her powerful is her own lineage: she’s skilled in wandless magic, has the smarts, wits and bravery, as well as a sense of duty and will do anything to keep her birthright. duelled a powerful duke and won with a freaking longsword, not to mention she always gets what she wants and becomes a powerful woman on her own right, primrose is in the un-fuckable list 

6. cecilia balinor 

from a powerful pureblooded family, she becomes a powerful and dangerous hit witch and feared by many. she’s got knowledge of ancient magic so uh... another no for me 

7. marcellus thorne 

an influential socialite, he has enough money to either have you silent or gone from the country, he has the perfect contacts to end you. he’s also a very skilled duellist so... another no for me 

8. adonis demiurgos 

a champion dueller, he doesn’t like violence... but will do what it takes for his loved ones, and has that gryffindor bravado so... another nope for me 

9. lihuan wei 

she’s a freaking samurai, and so was her father, who’s a friend of the Chinese emperor and can and will cut you in half... ten years with the female samurais is no joke. another nope for me 

10. atticus demiurgos-kennedy 

the son of adonis, he’s x10 times smarter than anybody, ambitious and his wife is the magiens magister, who’s also a skilled witch. i pity you if they team up to kill you... another no for me 

11. elodie dubois 

one of the first to resist voldemort, she knew him personally and is a doctor... she doesn’t only know how to fix you, she also knows how to break you to the point of rendering you useless for anything, and her temper is no joke and is also a niece of blanche so uh... nope thanks smwjd

12. brunhilda of cologne 

one of salazar’s most powerful allies, she’s got knowledge and skill from very ancient magic, is the ancestor of blanche and elodie, she doesn’t need a wand to effing destroy you and have breakfast with your bones. another nope for me 

13. semele thorne 

descendant of marcellus, she’s very rich and popular, and knows everyone’s business, so she’ll know everything about you in no time, and will destroy you with that. she also is an skilled dueller and fighter so that’s a nope for me 

14. lennox arcano-thorne 

the fact that she’s an arcano makes her dangerous, but also a daughter of semele?? boy you’re done. because she’s a necromancer and the moment she rips off her gloves, you’re done for. another nope for me 

15. ernest di napoli 

last but not least, mr di napoli here used to be italian nobility, is a skilled dueller who kicked his father’s ass out of the country in a very difficuly duel, is an athlete and rich enough to end you himself. 

[juniperwoodwell]

Favorite Distraction

•Kylo Ren x F!Reader

•Word count: 506

•Warning(s):None, lmk if there should be any.

•A/n:Just a little idea I had, lmk if you'd like some more.

•Photo's not mine, found on Pinterest and I love it so much.

"Do you think it wise to provoke me?"  A deep voice echoed in her mind, "Well, That depends, Sir." She replied in her mind knowing he could hear her. It was silent for a few moments before the voice returned, a hint of amusement lingering when he spoke,

"On?"

"What you would do to me if I did provoke you, Sir."

They both enjoyed this little game they played; Y/n was seated at the back of the conference room while Supreme Leader Kylo Ren sat at the head of the large table, 'Listening' to some new proposition General Hux had for him and the other officers. It was no secret that the supreme leader favored the small woman; she was intelligent and extremely witty. He believed she was a very valuable person to have around, even if some of her remarks got on his nerves every so often.

"Would you like to find ou-" He was interrupted by General Hux, asking him for approval for his new plan; Kylo had only heard about half of Hux's spiel. He had to admit that no matter how boring it was to have to listen to Hux, he probably shouldn't have gotten distracted.

"Yes, Go ahead. That's all for today. You're all dismissed." His voice resonated through the room, distorted by the helmet he insisted on wearing; Y/n thought it looked stupid, but that was something she tried to keep to herself.

Everyone began to file out; since Y/n was the lowest-ranking officer in the room, she was the last one to get out of her seat; as she stood, she looked over at Kylo, who was still seated at the table. "Is everything alright, Sir?" She knew she was out of line by asking, but there was a feeling that wouldn't let her leave unless she asked. He nodded his head and raised his hand, signaling her to walk over to him, to which she obediently complied. "Sir?" She asked softly; Kylo turned his head to look at her, well at least that was what Y/n thought since she couldn't tell where he was looking. "Mmm?" He muttered, "Is there something you wanted?"  the woman asked, shifting her weight from one foot to the other, her arms resting behind her back in a lax military stance.

"You never answered my question."

"You never finished it," She shot back

"You're smart enough to know the rest."

"Mmm, You're right. sir."

"What's your answer, then?" The man stood from his seat, towering over the small woman.

Y/n tried her best to suppress the smirk on her lips; she looked up at him and tilted her head almost as if thinking about her answer.

 "I'm not sure, Sir. Could you repeat the question?" A low distorted chuckle came from the dark looming man before her.

"Would you like to find out?" The tone of his voice was darker and much lower than it had been in her head; a chill ran down her spine as she nodded,

"Use your words."

"Yes, Sir. I would indeed."