#literally you're not jigsaw bitch

[koriand3r]

If a subject survives my method... he or she is instantly rehabilitated

[altosys]

ngl something that always makes me feel validated is when poc people take one look at me and say "yep, he's one of us". like they see my mother and they think "ah, a white bitch" but they see me and they're like "ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" and honestly it makes me want to give the person a hug and cry because like, the feeling of being told you're white for years despite everyone *literally seeing your very-non-white last name* as well as your *very mediterranean first name* and then you go to look up your last name and you see like 0 white people and then it just clicks but then there's always That One Clique Of People That Literally Will Not Go Near You because now they think you're rcta

and having to explain to people "i'm transracial but i'm not transracial" because the fucking rcta dipshits stole our term

but then you have that one poc sub teacher who literally is an absolute cinnamon roll towards you because They Can Tell and also are super accomodating for you (like literally this dude probably realized i was autistic or just had sensory issues and straight-up said to me quietly "do you want to move to the resource room or another quiet space, since these guys can't seem to shut up", and then when i was doing the jigsaw puzzle at the back he didn't even say anything about it, just gave me my worksheet and came to see how i was doing every once in a while. shout out to mr. daniel, wish i had him in more of my classes)

[riggedtraps]

At least someone agrees with me. The news just painted me out as a crazy bitch.

Pfft—wait, are you trying to flirt with me right now? That was smooth, I'll give you that, even if I don't believe in the whole upper-power-deity thing.

Yeah, we can hang out. I mean—if I'm free. The whole Jigsaw thing takes up a lot of my time. But I'm free right now, talking with you, so that's something. That's how much you interest me. But...it's just weird how you want to be around me after you were in a trap? Every other survivor usually wants to rip my heart out and make me choke on it.

Oh, thanks! Slaying in every possible way, yeah, metaphorically and literally. Um, I mean— ...Anyway, I like...your hair. It's cool. You're cool.

Was thinking about reaching out to you for some time now, actually! But i'm also like... Totally awful at saying hi and not making the "hi my name is and my hobbies are" stage awkward, hah!

But i saw your reblogs, very rel, than saw that one about scratching door for attention or something so here i am, just yapping my way (hopefully) to your heart!

Heard some things about you, i must say, but i would love to see how many of them are actually true~

Im Niki btw!

- @wisielec (i knew i'll make it awkward so just decided to make it look like i wanted it to be that way lol. Hi. I love your Amanda :33)

Hey, Niki. Nice to meet you. I'm Amanda, but you already know that. Feel free to call me Mandy if you want. Thanks for liking my stuff, I guess. Don't worry about being awkward—not like first impressions count, right? So, what have you heard about me?

❪ hiiii im so happy to finally interact with you!! i love YOUR amanda and i love your oc! and ngl i'll probably make things awkward too LMFAO ❫ @wisielec

[eyelectricmoon]

loose excerpts from the 1994 hide personal interview in SHOXX (vol. 23)

original twitter thread (edited it a little bit so it's more comprehensible)

The context of the interview is hide's first solo album (Hide Your Face) and his sincerity and self-expression.

It starts with hide and the interviewer laughing about how hide is difficult to interview, and hide says that he often rereads his own interviews later and is like "goddamn, I wanted to convey a very clear idea, but this is ended up sounding so so incoherent, come on, you're smarter than this lol".

He says he tries really hard to be very genuine and wants to come across as honest, "even though it may seem hard to believe when I'm sitting here hidden under so much makeup lol".

Later hide starts talking about the difficulties with conveying the full extent of one's love for another, because even when you really love (ai愛) someone and they're your no.1, somehow all you can say is "I like-love you" (suki 好き). And before long it's not enough, you wanna express it better!

"When you love someone and you're choosing the right words to express it, you will usually settle for 'I like you', right? But that's not enough! If you told your beloved person 'It's not enough, but I like you!!', they would give you a weird look, wouldn't they lol"

Then he talks about how when you love someone, you try to open up and show them your real self, make your words easily understood. But isn't it kind of staged, as if you're "directing" yourself in order to be more likeable ...? "I wonder about that..."

The interviewer is like "How nice it would be, if we could fall in love just with eyes, lips and heartbreats, regardless of the meaning of words" and hide is like "I know right.......!"

[t/n: this part is hard to express, but the literal sentence is basically: "How nice would it be, if love/romance was possible through just eyes, lips - not in the meaning of words or voice - and chest, in the meaning of heartbeat...?" it's so awkward to translate but it's just about love transcending words]

interviewer: With all these things involved, it can get pretty confusing, right? Maybe it's not "50% 50%", but the mind and the body really are their own separate things lol

hide: (laughs)

hide: Me too, even when I fall in love, I always wonder if I'm being selfish (laughs). After all, isn't everyone always saying "I want you to understand me"...? Isn't it the whole point, wanting to be understood? But, the true ideal is different in the end...

hide: It's kinda old-fashioned, stuff about red strings of fate and such... It's not exactly about that, but about being two matching puzzle pieces that come together and finally make one single piece, making you go "ah, it fits!" I want to have a love like that, I think.

I love Yoshiki's melodies, because that's the kind of feeling they evoke in me. I don't know which one of us is which part of the puzzle, but when Yoshiki first played the piano for me, it completed me, it matched whichever jigsaw puzzle I was. That's how I feel, always.

[t/n: this one was a bitch to translate cause he talks about jigsaw shapes, like, 凹 and 凸 , and i would be unable to take this seriously if i translated it as .. yeah. BUT YOU GET THE MEANING, one of them is the 凹 and the other is the 凸, and hide doesn't know who is who but the point is - they naturally fit.

so the context of what he says is that he yearns for a type of love that involves two people coming together like fitting puzzle pieces, so that together they form one part and complement each other, and then immediately says that's how he feels whenever yoshiki plays the piano]

hide: And that's the kind of feeling I long for. After all, I hate putting effort into romance (laughs)

interviewer: Aaahhh...

hide: If two people once felt that way, then even if they break up after a year, I want to join their hands, like "No no, you guys weren't wrong in the beginning! Once everything that you did in that messy past is settled, won't you feel cleansed?" I think we should tell young people that.

[shuckinbeanz]

CREEPY SHIGGY [50+ Followers!~]

"creepy guys

you're just my style

shaggy hair and

wicked smile

falling victim to your fantasy

damn, I love it that you're so creepy"

Credit to the lovely Bbyloo over on deviantart for our daily bread. 🙏

warnings/notes: modern/quirkless AU kinda fantasy AU bc Kurogiri is literally a thick black fog so why not. contains relationship and other hcs as well as brief scenarios. also can't help but think he's OOC bc he's not really a villain here, but this is an AU hc so meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ safe to assume he's not had as harsh of a past in the canon storyline for this one, so his personality's softer

~Masterlist~

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~His Masterlist~

DOWNRIGHT A CREEP THIS CRUSTY MAN

only psycho bitches like myself can love him 😂

I go all out! reader is gender neutral!

Took me a few days to complete this sorry not sorry

creepy shiggy under the cut<3

Creepy Shigaraki that runs the best haunted house in town, never shows his face and leaves journalists up to Kurogiri

Creepy Shigaraki who does horror game livestreams without showing his face, uses donations to pay for his special effects makeup and sculptures

Creepy Shigaraki that wears a Jigsaw-like persona(just the cruelty part, not the killer and definitely not the appearance 😂 tho he probably has killed a few ppl in the past) during livestreams, and voice acting horror shorts

Creepy Shigaraki that rigs up well thought out escape rooms and has a fanbase because of it

Creepy Shigaraki who makes custom masks, even has his own collection of different types of hand-shaped masks

Creepy Shigaraki that collects creepy taxidermy and real animal bones and skulls

Creepy Shigaraki that prefers using scentless candles over lightbulbs

Creepy Shigaraki who's wardrobe is all blacks and grays, the only splash of color being his favorite red converse hightops

Creepy Shigaraki who hangs around homeless people and dumpster fires and gets a kick from freaking randos out(he's known by the cops for pranking ppl, especially during October, so they don't come out to deal with him anymore because they've given up trying to make him stop. they cant do much bc he's not killing or assaulting ppl, just pulling pranks.)

Creepy Shigaraki that frequents the more iffy bars and clubs

Creepy Shigaraki that knows how creepy his smile is that's why he doesn't use chapsticks or moisturizers.

Creepy Shigaraki who's genuinely surprised and disappointed when he tries his smile on you to get a kick from freaking you out and you don't freak out while on your way to work

Creepy Shigaraki who from then tries to scare you, becomes more and more frustrated when his scare tactics don't work and even more so when you freaking laugh at his attempts

Creepy Shigaraki that gets woefully flustered when you start flirting with him, like completely red flustered

Um...he's not sure. You ARE totally flirting with him, right? Right? He's not hearing things? Seeing things?!?! Wtf...just, how...a guy like him...?

To answer the question; you totally are flirting with him.

Creepy Shigaraki who then scurries away with his tail between his legs, tries to avoid you like the plague, but can't small town

Creepy Shigaraki that knows he can't keep running away when he sees your name on that October's employee list as a monster for his attraction(he's gonna have to fit you out in costume, so he has no choice but to meet you-he does everyone's costumes and makeup)

Creepy Shigaraki who tries to keep his cool when you recognize him and bombard him with questions, and ask for his number.

"Yes, I work here. Yes, I run this place. And no, you can't have my number, but I can give you my email..."

To which you internally celebrate, because its a start

Creepy Shigaraki that finds out he genuinely enjoys emailing with you, eventually warms up and invites you to play horror games with him, not expecting you to join in

Once you do, it's where the good slow burn starts coming on.

Creepy Shigaraki that laughs at your shrieks when you find a particularly scary jumpscare in a game(if it doesn't scare you, please learn to fake it good. his genuine laugh is cute and addictive.)

Creepy Shigaraki who starts giving recommendations for horror games/movies/books. You have it bad for him, so you tend to binge on it so he can quiz you later.

"Hey, what about this? Graphics are ass, but the plotline's good. Well thought-out characters. Can lend it if you want. Just don't scratch it."

Creepy Shigaraki and you who have fell into an unspoken habit to technically go out for groceries together on weekends closer to sundown. man eats junk all the fucking time, so you offer to cook for him

"Wai--Hold up, no--no you can't. Well, um...maybe?"

"I guess...you know what, if it's okay with you. Since you're not afraid of, well, *snort* me."

"I have a lot of weird shit around my place, but if you're cool with that, sure."

Creepy Shigaraki who lives in a small apartment complex that looks surprisingly nice, where everybody knows everybody.

"Sure, it looks nice, but its very cheap. Landlords don't do much maintenance, there's rumors that it's haunted because people died here, which I assure you it's not." he sounded disappointed.

Creepy Shigaraki who's neighbors are equally as creepy, and very annoying to him.

As Shigaraki fishes his keys out of a pocket, his neighbor who's elbows were propped on his windowsill, window wide open, gives a low long whistle, both brows raised. "Hand twist, triple gawk, two thousand?" the heavily scarred man asks coquettishly, taking a swig of his cold beer. "Shut it, crispy." Shigaraki grunts. "Damn, ain't talkin' to you, crusty." 'Crispy' says mockingly. "Talkin' to that," he points to you, "Pretty thing right there." he says. Shigaraki sighs in exasperation, turning the key then the knob to crack open his door, shooting his neighbor a glare you couldn't see. "Dabi." he warns. Dabi's eyes widen minutely and he retreats with a low 'Damn, you needa get laid...' as he closes his window and drops his blinds.

Creepy Shigaraki that watches you work your magic in his small kitchen with keen interest. hasn't had a decent meal in years, so don't be surprised when he practically wolfs down what you made for him. invite yourself to make more, because he won't. pick a day!

Creepy Shigaraki who looks forward to your food, and eventually warms up to trying to help out and learn from you. keyword; try.

Long story short; man can't cook to save his life.

Creepy Shigaraki who after months finally begins to flirt back when you're in one of your flirty moods

YOUR PATIENCE HAS PAID OFF LADY OR GENT OR SOMEONE INBETWEEN

Creepy Shigaraki who hangs out with you more, in person instead of voice chat

Creepy Shigaraki who tends to scratch at or rub his neck when he's nervous, anxious or stressed

"This doesn't look right. It just doesn't look like what I have in mind. Damnit...it keeps coming out weird!"

Help him through his blocks when he's sculpting; ask him for details, to help him flesh out his ideas better. He would be so appreciative.

Creepy Shigaraki that has a stupidly cute habit of holding his pinkies out when he touches, holds, or grabs something(even when he drinks)

Creepy Shigaraki that soon finds himself just so stupid in love that he just pops the question without thinking one day

"Will you go out with me?"

There's a brief moment where you wonder if you heard him right, but when he becomes as stiff as a board, and slowly averts his gaze, you know you didn't hallucinate your crush asking you out.

You waltz on over, noticing his ears quickly reddening, and you lean to give him your bold answer; a soft peck on the corner of his mouth, just over his scar.

He jolts, releasing a cute noise in the back of his throat, face flush. "Guess that's a yes, then." he says, a small smile gracing his scarred lips as he leans back to plant a kiss on yours.

[shikadainara]

Did you read the new Boruto chapter ?- 🦑

. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME (again)......... going to be honest 1) with how i've been so busy recently (i'm genuinely trying to jigsaw all of the media i'm trying to engage with in terms of my time not spent at work and what i realistically think my attention span is. i feel like i've still not had enough time lately) and 2) last month's hiatus. I GENUINELY COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS MANGA EXISTED LOL. though last week i went to a manga store and showed my friend "hey look at this shit at how godawful its panel layout is". i would have thought that would have jogged my memory but it did not <3

well. i'm going in here i go.

ALRIGHT WELL. literally the first thing that caught my eye is on page two how kawaki says "hey, shika" ???????????????? idk where to find the raws can someone please tell me what the fuck the original japanese line was??? was it supposed to be -chan condescendingly????? i hc so strongly that even tem would never call him that it just feels soooo wrong 💀💀💀

okay tbh i agree with kawaki calling shikamaru worthless because he has done jackshit this entire sequel LMFAO

amado's dry laugh about how he's unfortunately still alive is how every character in this sequel feels about themselves i think tbh ❤️

oh.... right i forgot about the whole claw mark thing.... ah right. yeah. that sure happened...

.......... okay i DO think it's funny how amado pulled out the fucking shogi metaphor because that would resonate with pineapple bitch wow he sure does know him well huH!!!!!!

OISJOIJESTJOIATsEJOIYSEITO NOTTTT H*NATA BURSTING INTO TEARS OVER NOTHING???? HELLO???? i hate how ikemoto draws her too so much she looks like she has some weird fever

I DO NOTTTT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO FUCKING B*RUTO IN THE SLIGHTEST i'm trying to imagine like? if this was literally any other goddamn manga would i care about the themes of "what it means to lose your existence" or blah blah that they're Trying to go for here? but this evokes literally no emotion out of me but anger that i'm wasting my time reading this shit

ew. that sure is how ikemoto draws salad huh. SIGHHHHHH

mitsuki gay moments

they sure are. Trying to do something with this scene with h*nata and h*mawari but they were too cowardice to give h*nata the agency or characterization or personality do say a single word in response idk i don't exactly have faith that they care enough to go back to this scene

"to whom you're feeding the hokage's son?" is one of the dumbest lines i've ever read in my entire life

what the fuck is even going on this shit is so goddamn ugly

thanks i hate it

[engagedlesbiansblog]

How you met

Bumping into each other funny right. Btw this is what happened a few hours after he kicked Jill and Mr.Art our of his wearhouse.)

"Son of a bitch" you said to yourself hiding your face in your hands as angry tears fell down your face. It was half past 9 at night and you were trying to finish your essay on the human body. It was a 6 page essay on everything in the human body and their functions.

You were in your last year of college and then you'll have your doctorates degree. You sigh and get up to get another drink from the barista but when you get up and turn around you bump into someone. You freeze and gasp as you look up

"Oh I'm so sorry sir" you said look up at the older gentleman who had caught you before you could bounce back when you two bumped into each other. You look up and smile at the older man. "Let me buy you drink for my clumsiness. I've just been busy and spacing out" you explained

"What's a beautiful lady doing out so late? You should be at home. And from your skateboard your gonna be walking home." The man said

"Oh well. I was having a hard time concentrating on my essay at home and I thought a coffee from this cafe wasnt a bad idea. But I lost track of time while doing my essay." You say honestly and shyly laughing

"Well then don't worry about about buying me a drink. How about I buy you a drink alright" the gentleman said "I'm John by the way. John Kramer pleasure to meet you miss" John said sticking his hand out

"(F/n) (L/n), pleasure is all mine" you said smiling sweetly as the two of you walked to the cashier to order. Once y'all ordered and got your drinks you happily turned to him. "Won't you sit with me. Your company is very appreciated and I would like to talk more" You said sweetly as John smiled and nodded

"I suppose so. But what about others" John asked. "What would they think?" John asked curiously. He wasn't fazed by his own question. He was right though people were bound to ask. After all she is much younger than him.

"People will judge even if you were young. It doesn't matter to me. You're still human. Unless your not then I need to know what you are" you said giggling as John sat in the booth across from you who also sat down at the same time.

"How old are you. You seem pretty wise for someone your age." John said

"I'm 22" you explained. "How old are you. You don't seem that old" you said taking a sip of your drink.

"I'm 52" John said.

"Oh see you're not that old. Granted your more than half my age you seem like a will powered man and absolutely sweet" you said smiling. Your smile was more like a beam. It was so bright and sweet.

"So what is your essay for?" John asked as you showed him your laptop.

"Well I'm in nursing. My last year actually. I have to write a 6 page essay on everything in the human body. But as you can see I wrote 20" you said laughing. You were a hard worker. You went far beyond expectations. Your teachers adored you.

They saw you as a prodigy. And you were. You had many awards. Straight A's since kindergarten. Went to prestigious schools and even went to a boarding school in London for high school. Passed with flying colors. Anyone that knew you knew you were a person of knowledge. You loved your knowledge it was something not many had now a days.

"Wow, miss (y/n), you are very smart. Not even my ex wife knew half of this" John chuckled sadly as he read through the paper.

"Oh? She must be very pretty." You said so kindly it was like putting sugar on top of sugar.

"What makes you say that?" John said

"Everyone is pretty in there own way. What's on the inside is what differs. The personality of a person is what makes everyone different. Not the size, not the skin and not the looks, the personality" you say as John turns the laptop to face you.

"So to say if someone were to put someone through deadly traps that have ways of survival to make people appreciate life. Is that helping someone?" John asked.

"Well of course. When people see there life ending they'll do anything possible to stay alive. It's those who appreciate life that will pass. Why? Because they have the thought of survival in their head. When you have survival on the mind your willing to go through many lengths to do so. Like say if you put someone in a trap and put the key in the body. They'll shed blood and hurt themselves to survive. If they truly want to survive the pain would be numb and they'd have an easier time getting the key" You said as you as you started typing on your computer again.

"What would you do if you were caught in a deadly traps?" John asked

"Well, I'd survive cause I've been through enough in my life to know I want to survive and live a full life. I want to marry someone, have children, help others, and be someone others can depend on" you said. You were literally like sugar. Sweet. Pure sweetness.

"You seem to know what you want" John said raising a brow

"Oh yes I do. I have my life planned out. After I graduate I wanna be an at home nurse. I want to have the knowledge of a highly educated nurse so I know what I have to do if it comes down to it. Besides I read a lot so I know a lot about the human body." You said. But it wasn't to brag it was to prove a point.

"What do you know about colon cancer?" John asked

" Well what I know is that most colon cancer originates from noncancerous, or benign, tumors called adenomatous polyps that form on the inner walls of the large intestine. Cancerous cells may spread from malignant tumors to other parts of the body through the blood and lymph systems." You explain in a highly medical way. You were raised by doctors, lawyers, nurses, and cops l meaning you weren't new to the medical field and also meant you know a lot about the law.

"(Y/n), I have colon cancer how long do you think I have to live?" John asked

"Five years if it goes untreated" you explained as you stop typing to look up at John with a sad look. "You have colon cancer? I'm so sorry. Well if it helps I'll help you through it" you said happily and determined.

"How will you do that?" John asked chuckling

"I'll become your personal nurse of course. But I'll do it for free for you" you said "you don't deserve to suffer alone" you said. "My father passed away with colon cancer. He had it removed before it could spread but something went wrong and it came back immediately and quickly and it took his life." You explained sadly.

"You are so kind" John resting his cheek on his hand while his elbow rested in the table.

"Oh, well thank you" you beamed "so are you" you say giggling. Once you notice the time you gasp "oh my. I have to meet a nurse tomorrow and it's already 11:00 that's crazy" you said laughing as you stand up. You gasp and look up at John.

"Oh my your right" John said. He paused from standing up when you passed him a piece of paper that had your number on it.

"If you ever need someone to talk to or a nurses touch just hit me up" you said as you left. John stood up and pursued you

"Wait miss. Why don't I drive you home it's late and I dont like the idea of you walking home this late at night." John said.

"Oh I don't live far. I don't get in strangers cars but if you'd like you can walk me home" you said. He nodded and walked you home.

"I really hope to see you again." John said smiling

"I hope to see you again too. You are so nice. I appreciate you taking time out of your night to accompany me" you said kissing his cheek in a friendly way and going inside the apartment building.

(few I did it )

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