#literally send help it's getting insane

[ten]

i need to stop falling for my friends it is a real serious problem 

[karinasbaby]

I needed someone to share this with, but I found this picture of Jake and idk how to act bc it's giving dark and possessive behavior 🙈

oh. my. god. u came into the right inbox because this is PEAK vampire jake and vampy jake literally gets me weak in the knees so 🫠🫠

[doggytail-duck]

Why is it that I can be reduced to tears at a few notes of the viola every single time Penelope's theme plays

[sga-owns-my-soul]

no it’s fine i’m not reading way every single shrine fan fic on ao3 at 130am and sobbing about how rodney was losing his mind and the only thing he cared about was john and how john looked like his entire fucking world was being ripped out of his chest piece by piece i’m Completely Normal right now dw about it

[andi-o-geyser]

I’m so sorry but I think that the funniest thing they did in Top Gun Maverick was the fact that to try to beat the “Top Gun is really fucking gay” allegations they paired Mav up with a different woman this time but in doing so accidentally validated an entirely new gay ship. It’s like. Hey. Lean in real close. Hey. Mav’s got a new girlfriend this time and they’re exes with a fraught past but over the course of the movie make up and get back together, isn’t that so romantic? And then five feet away from all that shit Rooster and Hangman are just straight up saying they have an history with each other and they hold an intense rivalry before they eventually get over their differences and become friends and all the while Rooster is telling Hangman he looks good for the fiftieth fucking time that day and they keep playing romantic songs to piss each other off. The most hilarious thing is that the writers constantly use Maverick’s romances from both movies and basically parallel the only straight relationships with Rooster and Hangman’s relationship, and it’s like? Is this intentional? Is there something you want to tell us?? Because those two have STRONG hostile ex boyfriend energy if i’ve ever seen it, and if the writers want to convince me they’re straight they have another thing coming. If parallels with the only romance on screen then why no canon ex boyfriends. If parallels with both couples from both movies then why no gay. Hmm. Riddle me that Tom Cruise 

[aylynn]

I'm so perfectly normal about LeviHan... (← is the FARTHEST from 'normal')

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

Giant personal vent time

This guy stole somewhere between 3 to 6 MILLION dollars from my grandmother by conning my great aunt into signing over her estate and medical & financial power of attorney to him literally on her death bed

I and my aunt have been working basically a whole second job the last 3 months trying to get together a legal case to go after this guy. And now my grandma wants to drop it. And no one else has standing so what the fuck can we do.

This man has absolutely done this to other ppl before, there is no doubt in my mind. I’ve seen his property records for just what’s publicly available in my county and it’s sketchy as hell. I am never going to get over this but there’s nothing I can do.

Gonna put like a million more thoughts in the tags because I’m losing my fucking mind.

[leafy-m]

alizayd for character opinion bingo 🧍🏽‍♀️

Thank you! 💖

Alizayd al Qahtani is the fucking best. There is no contest. He's empathetic, he's a sass machine, he's got a backbone made of righteous steel, he's a nerd raised to be a jock and was the best zulfiqari of his generation through sheer determination. He's the smartest (and tallest) man in the room that loves to help people and is also an oblivious social loser. He's a math genius and an economic wizard that outsmarted the Royal Treasury's best accountants as a teenager to secretly fund and make the Tanzeem's illegal transactions untraceable, and *During a Recession* got a millennia-old decrepit hospital to be completely rebuilt and functional in like 6 months. He also actually listens to people, and did possibly the most romantic thing in the series by building Nahri her private Cairo-themed office. He's self-sacrificing and self-denying to a fault and all he wants to do is fix things (and swim, and read), and he perfectly fits into soldier life and civilian life.

My man has the best character arc of the trilogy as he learns and grows past his early prejudice and indecision while sharpening his best traits. He is constantly reevaluating himself and his actions while still holding on to what matters to him, like his faith and his idealism that Daevabad can be improved. Even in the depths of his bitterness or grief, he always returns to trying to do the right thing, and not holding unrelated people responsible for the actions of others. He has the best motivational speeches in the series. His great grandpa is a crocodile and their scenes together are hilarious.

My man Alizayd has some Lord of the Rings: Return of the King-level epicness, in how he is descended from both Zaydi al Qahtani and the marid-blessed Armah. Zaydi, who rallied the djinn world against the genocidal Nahids and overthrew them to take Daevabad 1400 years earlier; and his ally Armah who commanded the marid to help take the city and Suleiman's Ring, and made the ultimate sacrifice by staying allied with the djinn. Ali is constantly compared to Zaydi in City of Brass and Kingdom of Copper, but there's this steady transfer of similarities to Armah in Kingdom of Copper and Empire of Gold, until Ali is truly representing both sides combined as he aids Nahri and a global army that he put together in three days to once again take back Daevabad from a genocidal Nahid. The man is a fucking legend, and with any other author or director it would unquestionably be at the forefront of the story. Instead it hides in background details foe readers to piece together, like it's barely worth mentioning.

This is because my man Ali also has the self-confidence/self-esteem of a shy beetle hiding six feet under the earth, and the author's subtle/vague writing style and inability to stand up for what she's trying to say when people misunderstand has created... how do I word this... A lot of wiggle room for bullshit?

Ali gets dragged a lot for being self-righteous and a fanatic, because characters that are threatened by him in the book call him that, and readers parrot it without any consideration or critical thought. Is it self-righteous to be against slavery? Or to create personal boundaries regarding drinking and premarital sex? Is it fanaticism when he argues against corruption, or practices his religion *in a completely normal way?* I dare say no! But Ali is both black and muslim, so he gets a shit load of shit from every corner, and with the author unable to really clear things up and too cowardly to even admit that Ali is her favorite character without immediately asking everyone to forget she said that (Oops. Also: no), it makes me very, very concerned for whoever ends up playing Ali in the Netflix show. Because if past is any pretext, he's definitely not gonna get paid enough for all the harassment he'll face. And if the author can't stand up for her characters and book themes now, how will she do it when the audience is much, much bigger and louder? :/

As much as I love Ali and his countless parallels with Nahri, and have a thousand headcanons for him (and a thousand fic & art ideas/wips), the series itself (or rather how it undid all its narrative themes in the end to appease loud fans who never understood what the series was trying to say in the first place, along with the author's blindspots regarding the Nahids/Daevas), has made me incredibly bitter. 🙃 I am someone who worships canon encyclopedically and remembers everything, and have come to the unfortunate realization that I cannot in good health ever read this series again.

So my beloved blorbo Ali exists for me in a weird dimension that I cannot really interact with anymore. Made worse because I still desperately want to see fandom stuff, but then also viciously tear apart everything I find. 💀

Idk how to end this. Thanks for the ask! ☺️

[inkedlove]

so frustrating when you wanna be someone's friend and they just are not cooperating. I'M INTERESTED IN YOU AS A PERSON. PLEASE INTERACT WITH ME.

[tiredassmage]

okay if i put it out into the void of the blog it might happen, sO. we manifesting that one day i'll be able to coalesce all the bg3 editions of the blorbo lore into something that feels sensible enough to post and share, right??? like. dkafndl;sf somehow both the anakin and the padme of that meme that's like "so you made the bg3 lore for your ocs. and you're really excited about it. so you'll share it, right?" ":3" "yOU'LL SHARE IT, RIGHT???"

because i'd love to they're living in my walls people, driving me mad (affectionate). i want to shake them like a malfunctioning vending machine.

and ofc i keep. making more of them so like. that doesn't help, but also when they DO decide they want to know each other? look. look. grips you by the shoulders. grips ME by the shoulders.

all i can currently communicate is that if we all thought swtor regular edition of tyr and alucren had some shit to work through, putting them into the fantasy land and shaking them like a cocktail made them worse and better and worse and better and. look i don't even think THEY know exactly what's going on between the two of them. something something brothers in arms and yet somehow alucren is also just. tyr's soggy wet stray cat that would literally mope for 12 hours if tyr showed the slightest bit of disappointment in him.

which. you might see. the dilemma is like. there's coherent lore in here, i swear. but good gods they're also just. they're a mess. and i love them for it. but holy fuck. LAMINATED PAPER WOBBLE NOISE.

[allthatcattydatty]

BRO. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[infizero]

literally never felt more personally connected to a character than lake infinity train they make me ill

[ectoplasmer]

y’all ever think about kissing your f/o. literally screaming into a pillow

[citricacidprince]

I finished Inscryption recently and, surprisingly, at the moment the one I have the most thoughts on is Luke of all characters and they are buzzing around my brain at max speed

[uygfiug]

im struggling so hard to remain polite

[clitbiter]

sorry just thinking about the time when i turned 19 and my mom finally took me to claire’s 5 days after my birthday and i got my left ear pierced and my right ear pierced with another one. so gay ear had two left ear had one. and genuinely not even a full month in, like two weeks after i got my ears pierced my right ear (which the lobe is smaller. as my mother pointed out while my ears were getting pierced in the claire’s at 19 years old)… my right ear was infected. because the girl that was my age or younger put the holes too close together because my lobe is smaller and also my ears are just temperamental… and my ear got so swollen i had to try and put a bandaid on it because it was leaking so much and it got to the point where my ear lobe was so insanely swollen that the bottom piercing was fully like. inside my ear lobe it got swallowed by the infection and so my mom took me to the ER and i had to have the back of the piercing pulled out and the front pulled out from the back and i almost passed out before i asked for ear numbing and then it was fine and only hurt a small amount and then i had to have a gauze and wrap around my head to hold it to my ear as it bled and leaked out everything because the piercing was pulled out (and i still have it. it was a star.). i have a star shaped scar on my ear and the back of my ear is scarred as well and then the second piercing on my ear failed and i decided to take it out because it kept getting my hair caught in the backing and i was traumatized so the holes closed and when it closed there was a little ball in my lobe. but now my ear lobe is normal and scarred and then the left earring started disagreeing with me and the hole closed immediately and i couldn’t get any new earrings in so i let it closed and then there was a little ball stuck in my lobe after it closed again but now it is fine. anyways thats my story about how u should never go to claire’s to get your ears pierced at 19 years old because they will last from march 17 to april 8 (right ear) to may 20something. they will barely last two months. and now i am frightened so i am piercing-less…