#listen I'm not gay...
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Not a request but lately I have just been wanting a cute girl to kidnap me and take care of me. Admit to stalking me but her confession doesn't matter because I'm stuck with her. How she set up everything and we'll be together forever.
Just a fantasy in my mind.
I mean, who wouldn't want a cutesy bimbo to kidnap them?
Listen, no homo, but the idea of a woman coddling me, wanting to get me all dolled up, and taking care of me in a way no man can, is such a nice thought.
Anyone would love to lay around all day, waiting for their wife to come home just so you guys can sleep on the couch together, enjoying each other's company. Her hands wrapped around your middle, slipping up your shirt and nuzzling her nose into the crook of your neck. Her acrylics run up and down your sides, acting as a way to both calm you and shoot shivers down your spine.
She'd make lipstick marks all along your neck, sucking softly on the soft skin of your neck. Giggling together, you'd talk about whatever was on your mind, or what color you'd want to paint your nails.
She'd want you to be dolled up, having your hair down and nails taken care of. You'd go on simple mall dates, bundled up in the dressing room, under the guises of being "friends helping each other get dressed."
The compliments would be completely different. They wouldn't be creepy or trying to gain your favor just to get into your pants. They're genuine, something that comes from the heart because she loves to see you smile. She just wants you to look pretty, buying matching lingerie together, and braiding each other's hair.
Oh to have a girlfriend...
#listen I'm not gay...#no hom o#wlw#obsessive love#lovesick#x reader#yandere x reader#bad writing#yandere x you#yandere oc#yandere oc x you#yandere lesbian#yandere girl#yandere character#๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐๐ !๐๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐จ#๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ก'๐จ ๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐'๐จ#๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐๐ !๐๐๐ข๐๐ค#not proofread
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what if we were teammates of 19 years who said things like "i remember watching you play in latvia, thinking how lucky i was that i was going to be your teammate" and "sid saved me" and "only for pittsburgh, always with sid" and "i just always liked him from the start. always have. always will"... and we were both boys
(and what if sports reporters wrote alpha/alpha romance about us. what then.)
#i'm sorry but the new r*ssi article? he was a man on a mission during the interviews: โat the start we were like WHO is going to knot WHOโ#him: โthe penguin's two alphasโ me: ben affleck smoking.jpg#also i usually tune out halfway through his podcast but this episode was excellent highly recommend a listen#anyway sorry niche content but this is my favourite type of post to make :')#hm#gay#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#sidgeno#pittsburgh penguins#hockey#long post
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playing with them in my head like barbie dolls

#finished drawing gay men time to do my religion homework! my life is a joke istg#they probably got drunk in their dorm together#or severely sleep deprived#or maybe both#was listening to sailor song while drawing this maybe that explains it#anyways here have your fiddauthor chat i'm just as insane as you are#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford squared#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#gravity falls fanart#s0up1tart
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throwback to my very first radiant emperor art. Plot relevant yuri win and yaoi fail <3
#there were also two sketches with this that i cant find anymore T-T#knifecat zhu & what do i need to go to therapy for. just for some bitch to tell me i'm gay? ouyang. u will be missed#also fun fact in the literal FIRST DAY of Having a Job spc commented on this art on twitter#and i spent the rest of the day not listening to a damn word anyone said bc. spc just left me a comment on twitter.#do you think the job is more important than this? think again.#id in alt text#the radiant emperor#my art#general ouyang#ma xiuying#esen temur#zhu yuanzhang
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Sooo that just happened, right fellas?
#listen I have severe my gay academia brainrot#I'm up to date with the manga#so I know where it's going#togachako#bnha#mha#toga himiko#himiko toga#uraraka ochacho#ochako urakara#uravity#himichako#my hero academia#anime edit#kiss meme#yuri#my art#anime spoilers#?? idk just in case#there's more togachako art coming v soon
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6x01 - Exile on Main St.
presented without commentary bc where do i even start.
being so distress at the idea his heterosexual relationship could have been avoided ? making it sound like he made some kind of huge effort he didn't have to (to be a with a beautiful woman for a year ?) only reason he went to these concepts (a woman. a kid.) is out of exterior motivation/pressure. ok!!
#spn.txt#spn s6#spn 6x01#dean winchester#gay dean agenda#AND AGAIN. AS I WAS SAYING THIS MORNING. he wouldn't even have gone to lisa if cas had stayed.........#dean why do you make it sound like a chore to be with lisa braeden. i'm listening.#spn#my stuff
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The way Amanda is just STARING at her... IT'S SO "blah blah place name, backstory stuff."
#angela x amanda#amangela#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#smosh#THE HEART EYES?#oh she needs to be put DAWN...#โI'm waitingโ#"I'm listening#GODDD THE WAY SHE'S STARING AT HER?#SEDATION PLEASEE#I'M ILLLLLL#place name... backstory stuff...#this bitch is a (wolf) gay woman
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Watching ace attorney playthroughs again and this isn't even enough of a reach to be a joke this twitter post is just exactly what happened
#i'm sure other people have made the same connection but listen#sometimes u make posts bc you think the masses should see them#sometimes you make posts bc you're talking to yourself#this was the point when i went โoh they're actually gay the internet didn't just make that one upโ#โyou gave me unnecessary feelings get out!!!โ#i heart how edgeworth is so confident in the courtroom and then has no idea how to deal with his personal emotions#neurodivergent king#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#ace attorney
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Not Quite Dead - ep 50. Aurora Borealis What if we were both vampires and flirted under the Aurora Borealis, and nothing bad happened for 5 minutes?
#occudo's art#nqd pod#nqd fanart#alfie nqd#neige nqd#they are silly#nqd spoilers#nqd ep 50#not quite dead#I feel like I'm screaming to a void but#please listen to not quite dead#the gay vampire podcast#I want to talk about it
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maybe if I listen to Tegan and Sara's 2007 studio album "The Con" on repeat I'll feel better
#personal#tegan and sara#or maybe I'll feel worse#but I will have listened to the con so#probably still a plus#oh and I'm feeling directionless yes#but that's to be expected and I know that best#maybe you would have been something I'd be good at#etc#man what a gr8 album#gay emo kid vibes. gotta sit in a shadow somewhere and paint my nails black#this is makerr's fault btw she needed tegan and sara recs and I am full of them
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I feel as if I'm the only one who caught it, so
Adamantium katanas. I need you to hear me. Adamantium katanas.
There's something so ๐ณ๏ธโ๐nice๐ณ๏ธโ๐ about how it's the one material Logan has known for his entire mutation... And it's actively being wielded now, by a similarly skilled dual wielder mwah ily Wade, with the intention of severely harming Logan. Debilitating injury is the next best thing to guaranteed death, and they're both flattered that the other is trying so determinedly to kill them. Like awwww baby!
And and anddddddddd ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ the balance of how Wade has more range with his adamantium but Logan has more power/experience with his. What good is Wade's speed and agility when Logan can read every single fucking one of his moves?
Logan realistically missed some but I'm tryna make the old man sound cool here. Let me have this.
Correct me if I'm wrong, there's a total of one (1) other opponent who has adamantium. That badass lady with the cracking fingers in x2. That's one (1) other experience where Logan knows what adamantium feels like when it's used against you.
This fight was another nail in the coffin of the fact that Wade and Logan are either complementary or just straight HAHA equals.
Something Logan has intimately known, in the use of someone he hasn't intimately known yet. That Honda hatefuck was the climax in more ways than one sorry.
#adamantium gays#AM I the only one who caught the intimacy there?#say it ain't so. say ya'll aren't that stupid.#I'm putting up all of you for adoption if that's the case#because listen of all the things wade and logan had in common at the start of the movie. the choice for adamantium to be one of the first i#cont'd. an easy choice to make#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadpool 2024#deadclaws#gif credit to original owner#does the tva... ship them?#since it was them who issued wade's suit?#i think yes#deliberately or not.
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God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.
#dracula daily#dracula#re: dracula#mina murray#mina harker#jonathan harker#don't mind me#i'm just being gay on main#i just love women okay#also i love the voice actress they choose for her on Re: Dracula#shes does such a good job and she is so pleasant to listen too
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tma sketch dump!
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#fan art#art#numbered the sketches in the order they were drawn in#martin blackwood#tma#magpod#sketches#i got the brainrot for sure.#I kept seeing fanart for it and when I heard it was a podcast I was kinda turned off bc I haven't been big on those#BUT then my sister recommended it and I and a friend listened to it together and I got hooked#and now here we are two months later#I love them askfjsda#I went into it completely unaware of the plot or ending and I was so fucking happy they ended up all gay omg#love that#anyway hope someone enjoys this#I know I'm late to the party
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hihihi you're really cool and I love your art :D
Me???? COOL??? If you say so pal! ๐๐๐
AHHHH THANK YOU!! You're really cool ๐ซต
Pls accept more gaalee training shenanigans! ๐๐๐๐๐๐
#autumns disaster art#gaalee#leegaa#fanart#fan art#ask#gaara x rock lee#gaara#rock lee#I love Gaara getting beat up and having a gay epiphany about it#Lee is excited to be giving notes#he can't tell Gaara isn't really listening#โI don't understand ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ you'll have to show meโ#<-Gaara making excuses for extra touching#also ๐ patrons may have seen this over a month ago#among other things#cool is such a funny word to describe me imo#bc I'm a pathetic little meow meow tbh but if it's coming across as cool and mysterious?#I'll take it lol#I like being perceived as more of a blob-like cryptid
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GALACTA KNIGHT!!!! And congratulations to Meta Knight for experiencing the Cain Instinct for the first time.
Galacta Knight, as you might've been able to tell already, is one of my favorite characters, and KSSU is one of my favorite games (the original SS was my introduction to Kirby!) so I wanted to go all out. Happy day, old man. I pray for at least 20 more years.
Oh, and don't worry! He's not upset about the cake smash, he thinks it's funny. And he got back at him.
As for the in-universe explanation for there being 16 candles in his cake?
... 500+ didn't fit in safely.
The birthday boy and his family were just a bit too flammable.
#kirby#kirby series#galacta knight#meta knight#umm idk why i colored the text i don't talk like this#anyway average latino birthday party occurrence#i experimented this time !! i'm not sure about it but i like how this ended up looking anyway#i think it definitely works better on a smaller scale#anyway. TEENAGE KIRBY REVEAL. he's like 12-17 here. and mk's gay little outfit reveal too#i decided to go this direction because#1 - timeline accurate#2 - the red cape just fit better with the whole color palette#3 - i love drawing fluff#and 4th and most importantly. i just wanted to#did you know there was supposed to be more parts?#i might post them eventually#though they're nothing special#funny mk expressions though#my art#all of these were done while listening to g3 mlp songs in the background on loop#i want you to take that as a warning#because one of these days i'm gonna break#and make something really cringe#EDIT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRANSPARENCY#promise the second one isn't supposed to look that ugly
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twin sirius & regulus, and remus & lily & james all work in the same store or shop or wherever, and they're all crushing on this one customer, but they're kinda confused bc he flirts with all three of them, but sometimes he only flirts with remus and calls james mate, or he flirts with lily and james and just nods his head at remus, and they're not entirely sure what's going on
#one day lily flirts with sirius and he's like. listen i'm flattered but i'm gay lol and lily is like then why do you flirt with me???#when they find out that they're actually two people they sort of expect there to be a third twin and are kinda disappointed when there isn't#esp lily and james since remus is already far gone for sirius and vice versa#anyway#remus lupin#sirius black#regulus black#lily evans#james potter#marauders#wolfstar#jegulily
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