#lily found this funny because—and i quote: 'no offence meant val—but it's just a winged lizard with a lubricated throat and you know it'

[i-left-my-room-tidy]

my HP DR as moments that happened in my CR in the past week

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sidenote: valaena is me, lily is lily moon.

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Lily: I CAUGHT A CENTIPEDE ON MY FOOT THINKING IT WAS A WIRE

Valaena: HELP ARE U OK

Lily: YEAH I KICKED IT

Valaena: AREN'T THOSE THINGS POISONOUS OR SOME SHIT

Lily: IT WAS LONG N RED

Lily: MF

Lily: IDK

Valaena: U DIDN'T GET STUNG RIGHT

Longbottom: WAIT

Longbottom: CENTIPEDE OR MILLIPEDE

Longbottom: MILLIPEDES ARE INNOCENT PLS DON'T KILL THEM

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Valaena: on another note i coloured the 6 farts thing

Valaena: farts*

Valaena: FANARTS

Lily: six farts t-t

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Theo: I'm crying,,, I-

Theo: WHY IS EVERYONE'S ANSWERS ABOUT EDUCATION WHILE I'M OVER HERE WITH COMMUNISM

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Potter: guys lowkey i wanna live to 100 and cross out the names on the yearbook and class lists but i really can't see myself past 23 years old

Granger: omg are you okay

Potter: no I'm fucking not what even is that question Hermione

Potter: but you gotta do what you gotta do

Potter: ,,,, and you gotta get that education

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Draco: (typing on the doc)

Lily: (also typing) lizard i only used one source lol

Draco: (moves)

Lily: (also moves)

Draco: (moves again)

Lily: MALFOY STOP MOVING AROUND I'VE BEEN CHASING YOU ALL OVER THE FUCKING PAGE

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Parkinson: ew, why would you want all that grease and oil?

Parkinson: like, the food is good, but jesus-

Zabini: that’s white people for you

Parkinson:

Parkinson:

Parkinson: ...right

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Valaena: LILY I CANT BREATHE

Lily: WHERED U GO

Valaena: IN THE FUCKING TOILETS

Valaena: ITS SO HUMID AND I CANT HOLD IN MY LAUGH ANYMORE

Draco: what even

Draco: ???

Draco: OH

Valaena: STFU

Valaena: I CAN HEAR POTTERS SHOES IN THE HALLWAY

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Draco: mkay my messages have probably sent late by now and if y'all are seeing this it means I'm currently crying

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Theo: i won't lie . so long as im happy with my shit it's all that matters

Theo: let's eat the rich

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Longbottom: i absolutely hate it when he asked why none of us made an effort to answer his questions during class

Longbottom: literally the previous math teacher always ridiculed us for our mistakes and made us feel bad about not understanding shit at the first try

Longbottom: fucking christ would a dog understand a command any better if its owner shouts at it even louder????

Potter: ...holy shit