#like. you obviously don't appreciate the candy if you still haven't fucking touched it so why aren't you giving it to me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

beneathsilverstars · 1 month ago

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ok u know what makes me feel like an old adult more than anything else? i still haven't eaten all of the candy from my christmas stocking last year. and yes i bought all of it myself.

#and it wasn't like an obscene amount of candy or anything like it was definitely less than ten pieces total #it used to piss me off to no end as a child when someone didn't eat their holiday candy within like a month #like. you obviously don't appreciate the candy if you still haven't fucking touched it so why aren't you giving it to me #who will devour it with single-minded devotion???#and now i'm like #yeah i really don't appreciate it that much i guess :| still not giving it to my daughter though it's mine :||| i'll eat it eventually #silverstarschat

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