#like. it surpassed 'haha that's a good feedism scenario innit' and went full 'wow i am literally hard about a toad right now'

[quiet-admirer]

Oh my god, still reading Del/tora Qu/est and I got the the part where there's a huge toad living under a mountain and it's subjugated all these gnomes and they have to feed him flies and collect his venomous excretions and what have you, but of course, in this scene the toad keeps demanding more flies to eat and eats more in one day than they can support, so he punishes the messenger of this ill news by telling him he has to go "work in the Breeding Caves all night" to make up for it, and when I tell you god I wish that was me, man, do I truly wish nothing more than to be a gnome fully devoting myself to feeding a giant, hedonistic, sentient toad, perhaps to be punished in The Breeding Caves now and then when I am inadequate or naughty even 😵‍🥴🥺