#like. come on man. i know you've cared about a sport or the outcome of a movie before
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It's so funny whenever someone discovers that people like to have emotions about fictional characters recreationally and like loses their mind. what, people are actually lusting for the undescribed tits of ianthe tridentarius on the internet?? that's so weird no one has ever been horny on the internet before!
#that's the emotion that first came to mind because i am who i am but insert whatever emotion you want about whatever character you want here#people have feelings about things that don't exist and then they talk about those feelings?? omg#like. come on man. i know you've cared about a sport or the outcome of a movie before#it's like hitting me as i'm typing this that some people just don't have strong emotions recreationally#like they save those for exclusively circumstances in their real lives but only certain ones#someone should do a study on that actually. not sure it's healthy#help#this post brought to you by h*mestuck made this world podcast a podcast i enjoy but sometimes it is like#come on man. come on#the media studies commentary is insightful but the overall vibe of treating a fandom as a zoo exhibit is like#i know we've all read hobby drama threads but i didn't spend days of my life staying updated on them ggjklll#but then they read the vr*ska obama post and it is all worth it
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pairing : jungkook x reader
genre : fluff,bestfriends!au, friendstolovers!au
warning : maybe some swearing, a little bit of jealousy
word count : 2,420 words
summary : Do you know what’s better than summer? Having a summer job as a lifeguard. You are by the water, the sun is making you look tan and of course, your lifeguard partner isn’t a bad thing to see either. Luckily - or well not so much, you’re not the only one thinking that. Will the bad green monster come out or can you be on your best behavior?
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a/n : so here’s my jungkook as a lifeguard scenario. i hope you like it, your feedbacks are welcome. i really enjoyed writing this, tho i’m more of an angst type of girl so this was challenging for me. nevertheless i’m kinda happy with the outcome hope you are too ♥ also thank you for your feedbacks for the business trip
July is the month of water. The perfect time to go to the beach, take a vacation at some seaside city, or if you don't have a seashore near you, you can enjoy the swimming pools at the local thermal spa.
Since you were a child, you loved swimming. You were waiting all year round for summer so you can finally swim. So when you were nine years old, your parents signed you up for the local swim team, and in high school, you became part of the school's girl's swim club too. When your first working summer came, your choice was obvious. You applied to be a lifeguard, and ever since you were sixteen years old, you have come back every summer.
Your first two years went by uneventfully. The first year you got to know the other workers, so during the second year, you were already familiar with everyone. The third-year was a little bit interesting. Jeon Jungkook, the school's number one swimmer, captain of the boy's swim team, the boyfriend of the school's cheer captain joined your little lifeguard group. You two went to the same high school, enjoyed the same sport, but you’ve never really talked with each other. He was the top of the school's social ladder, and even though you were a swim captain too, you liked to be in the background. But that summer - which was already three years ago, oh God time flies by so fast - you two became friends. Best friends actually. You can imagine everyone's face when on the first day back in school he asked you to sit next to him and his friends at lunch.
Before Jungkook, you had a few friends, was in a good relationship with everyone, and didn't despise anyone. But as said, that was before Jungkook. The first person you lowkey hated was Jiha, his girlfriend. She was a bitch to Jungkook, and even though he knew how to handle her behavior, you still didn't like her. Thankfully they broke up. Jungkook dumped her before the winter formal and asked you to go with him - but strictly only as friends. Although life had another plan because by the time spring formal came, you were together.
Like it was said before, it's been three years since that. It's again a summer working as a lifeguard with your boyfriend, which is getting harder and harder every year. Have you seen his body? Besides having a masterpiece face, his body is just the cherry on the top, and sadly you're not the only one enjoying the view.
"You know, you're a lifeguard, right?"
A voice pulled you back into reality. You turned your head towards the source of the sound with a confused look on your face.
"Jungkook, we've been doing this for summers... I think pretty much the whole town knows that" you said matter-of-factly.
"But you can't save lives if you're daydreaming"
"I wasn't daydreaming" you defended yourself.
"Admit it, you were daydreaming about me"
"Keep on dreaming, pretty boy"
"You think I'm pretty?"
"Well, I'm not with you because of your brain" you smiled at him.
"Careful y/n or I might throw you into the water" You put your hands up in front of your chest, showing that you're stepping down from this fight.
"I'm gonna go check the kids' pool" He leaned towards you to give you a kiss.
"Bring me a bottle of water on your way back please"
As he was walking away you looked around. You saw a few ladies' heads following your boyfriend, but you can't really blame them. As long as they're only looking, you're kind of alright with that. As you were waiting for your partner to come back, two girls started jumping into the pool. You blew your whistle, which made everyone look at you. You signaled an X with your arms to the girls, who only rolled their eyes. You hate these I'm the center of the world type of girls. They think the rules aren't for them.
As Jungkook was walking back, he blew his whistle too. The girls were now giggling. He gave you the bottle of water and sat beside you.
"You know I was thinking" you hummed so he can continue. "I don't want us to come back next year" he shrugged.
"What? Why?" you looked at him with a surprised expression.
"Boys are looking at your tits, checking out your ass, and like yeah, I know they're good and everything but you're still my girl" he gestured around us as if you're not dealing with this same issue.
"Kook, those girls were just now giggling at your attention and are keep on jumping into the pool just so you can acknowledge them again" And because it was true, you blew the whistle. Again.
"And you're fine with it?" You shrugged.
"I'm not fine with their presence, but only because they're annoying. Those who only look at you are can't be blamed" you stood up and sat in his lap "You know, that's what you get for having this gorgeous badass lifeguard girl as your girlfriend" you kissed his cheek both side, then gave a little peck on his lips. "And that's" you pointed towards the jumping girls "what I get for having one of the towns most chased man as my boyfriend"
He gave you a kiss, and another one, and another one. "They're still jumping" you sighed at that.
"Come with me?" With him, you arrived next to the girls. "I kindly ask you to continue your jumping at the swimmer's pool, this pool isn't for hopping"
"Oh, really?" the two girls looked at each other, then the taller one with light brown hair and tanned skin took a step towards Jungkook. "Can you show me where is that? I think I don't know" Calm down y/n.
"It's two pools away" you answered.
She took another step and now started to play with her hair. "I still don't know"
Jungkook stepped aside, lifted his arm and pointed towards the swimmer's pool "Right there, in front of you" The girl seemed to understand he's not interested. You smiled at her, with a smile which said HA! Told you to go away!
The day went by after that calmly. A few kids crying, one person bumped into another underwater but nothing major happened. When your shift ended, you two went to take a shower - separately, of course, then Jungkook took you home to your parents' house. "You coming in?" you asked him.
"I promised my brother I will go with him looking for an engagement ring"
You squealed a little "Is he planning to propose Mayah?" He nodded.
You bid him goodbye with a kiss and went inside. You've been living together off-campus during school since starting college, but for the summers, you always go back home to your roots.
The next day you woke up a little later than you should've, which meant total chaos for the morning. On top of that, you didn't have time to eat, because when Jungkook pulled up in front of the house, you were still in your sleeping clothes.
"Your hair looks like you've been fucked through the whole night" greeted your dearest boyfriend. You rolled your eyes at that
"Yeah my other boyfriend visited" you said sarcastically. "Where are you signed today?"
After figuring out you weren't on the same pool duty, you didn't talk that much, not that you were in the car for a long time. "See you at clock-out" He gave you a kiss on your cheek and we said bye.
Today you'd been paired up with Josie, she was your partner for the first time when you started back in the days. "Are you ready for the old people?"
Her question made you snicker. "I would rather be at the kids' pool for a week"
You replied with a sigh, and Josie erupted in a laugh. It's true, little kids might be louder and more energetic, but old people are on a whole new level. They usually want to play matchmakers for their grandchildren.
"So how you and prince charming have been?" you laughed at the name Josie gave to Jungkook.
"I still don't get why you're calling him that, but we're good" you nod your head with a fond smile on your face "better than ever actually"
"That's good to hear"
Your stomach made some strange noise, signaling it's time for food. You told Josie you're gonna go grab something to eat from one of the food stalls. As you were waiting for your kung pao, you felt someone's presence very close to you. When you turned around, arms were caging you and the familiar smell hit your nose.
"Thanks for the baguette babe, but how can you not know I don't like pickles?" What? What baguette?
"Mmmm what are you talking about Kook?" you grabbed your meal before turning towards him and motioning towards the benches.
"Your memory is not that good anymore, you're getting old" He joked, and you kicked his leg under the table which made him chuckle with a boyish laugh.
"I slept through my alarm Jungkook, I didn't have the time to eat or buy a meal until now" you sighed, somebody must've been trying to get his attention with this. You have to say this is a new boldness, like this has never happened before.
"I have a secret admirer!" you clapped your hands yaaay because my mouth was full.
After finishing your breakfast slash lunch, you went back to Josie. You asked her about her new job and talked about college. She told you some funny stories which have happened to her there and you laughed a lot. From time to time some elders came up to you, showing pictures or pointing towards their grandsons. Sadly for them, both Josie and you are taken so you had to decline their propositions. You would be surprised how disappointed they can be once they find out they plan won't work out. OR how persistent they can be, they can't take no for an answer. That's the two end, no between. When that happens, you feel better with either Jungkook or one of the male colleagues. They're pretty much all Jungkook's friend, which means yours are too.
Clock-out quickly came, and you were cleaning the pools where you were assigned through the day for the other shift’s workers. To get to the locker rooms, you have to go beside the pool where you're boyfriend is on duty for the day. You thought you two will go to the changing rooms together, but as you get there you only see Taehyung cleaning.
"Did Jungkook leave you in the dirt alone?" You beamed at him. He turned his head towards you with a smile but quickly replaced it with a confused expression.
"Why aren't you at the bar?" he asked,
"Why would I be at the bar?" You asked back.
"You left a note to Jungkook to meet you at the bar at 3" You pointed at yourself asking him that you left a note.
"I didn't leave any note, is the note here though?" Taehyung pointed towards the trashcan.
Thank God it was at the top so you didn't have to rummage through it. Reading the note, you didn't know if you should feel offended because he didn't recognize your handwriting, or to be furious because someone actually dared to ask him on a date. You crumbled the note in your hand and made your way towards the bar.
Arriving at the bar you saw your boyfriend and the girl from yesterday. That made your blood boil so much more than before. Poor guy was looking around, searching for someone - you, while the girl was trying to make a good impression on him. You counted to twenty in your head, so you wouldn't jump at the girl first thing. Jungkook's face lighted up seeing you, although he realized something's not right.
"Excuse me" you tapped on the girl's shoulder "I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't try to shoot your shot with my boyfriend." You stepped beside Jungkook, who automatically back hugged you.
"He wasn't really rejecting me though" You’re gonna tear this bitch hair out
"Listen here you little - " a hand muffled your mouth.
"I didn't really give you the time of the day, I was just being nice and answered you" The girl's face turned red and stomped away from the bar.
"I should've known you wouldn't write me a letter" you hummed while turning towards him.
"Yeah, and you should've recognized my handwriting. I mean c'mon, how many times did I give you my notes in school."
Jungkook mumbled a quiet sorry. He looked like a kid, who was told not to eat any sweets until his vegetables were off from his plate. "What do you think about you, me, in my room doing a Frozen marathon?"
"Alright, but we have to stop at my parents' house first"
So that's what you did. After taking a shower Jungkook drove you to your childhood home. While you packed away your things, Jungkook had a quick chat with your dad ... about the lawn? You said bye to your mom and joined the two men at the porch.
"I'm ready" you said hugging your dad. He tightened his grip around you and with a serious expression he said to Jungkook
"No funny business" For a minute neither you nor Jungkook could say anything.
You couldn't tell why did your dad say that, and Jungkook probably shit himself. He started to stutter when your dad let out a big laugh. Hearing his laugh, Jungkook also let out an awkward chuckle.
"Alright dad, bye" You said and pulled Jungkook by his hand to his car.
"What the hell was that?" Jungkook asked once you were in the vehicle.
You shrugged "it's not like he doesn't know we do funny business"
"Don't call it that" He commanded, which lead you to repeat it like ten times.
Arriving at his house you helped his mom to make dinner. Following dinner, you started to watch Frozen.
"You know I love you right?" Jungkook asked after a while.
You were already half-asleep, you didn't have the strength to answer properly. You mumbled a quite love you too and snuggled closer to him. You were happily asleep after only moments.
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