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witchcraftingboop · 6 months ago

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I wanna read a fantasy novel with a lil character as nihilistic and untethered as I am. Like just once I wanna see a character go: "Did I work hard (eh) to get here? Yeah. Am I 100% okay with throwing it all away for a petty squabble? Already done." I'm so tired of the heroes being so obsessed with maintaining what they've achieved. Life tosses you curve balls all the time and sometimes you gotta just let it ride out. That king disrespected you? Let his entire kingdom burn without your aid. I don't ask for much, just a lil chaos and unhinged behavior and irredeemable damage to their reputation that follows them into every interaction thereafter

#really if drunk me can't fight a woman who calls her 50yo then someone else needs to let me vicariously live through them #I'll settle for a cherished hero just snapping under the pressure or for fun #i'm not picky #sober me does however agree with the people who realized drunk me was just a lil hurt by being dragged into someone else's drama like that #like yay good for y'all logic etc whatever let the drunk me jump a few porches #she has bad knees and will fall #it would've been so funny and good 😂

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