#like where does the uterus even go in this situation. are they prone to double the STDs and UTIs?

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like listen i know a/b/o exists in every fandom under the sun but there seems to be a particularly high percentage of a/b/o works in relation to overall number of entries in the f1 ao3 tag in general. why do yall think this is

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All sex questions

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Sex

Are you a virgin? No.How old were you when you lost your virginity? …16If you haven’t, when would you like to? Not virgin Explain your first time in detail. Oh. It was very painful. I was young and I didn’t know what I was doing, but at that time I thought it was the right thing to do. My boyfriend was brash and he didn’t really care about how I felt, he didn’t even prep me. Not a good first first experience and I regret it.How many sexual partners have you had? 5Who was your best sex partner? Not saying because it’ll only boost his already large ego.Did you tell someone after you lost your virginity? Who? No, I wanted to tell my mom but I didn’t want to disappoint her.Do you give oral sex? Yes, and I love it.Have you received oral sex? Yes.Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex? Both.Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience? Yes, I’m gay.Do you have any friends you would hookup with? Yes.Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you?Yes and it’s because he was in a relationship. Do you like dirty talking? Yes, it’s fun to me.Do you like being called names? Yes, all kinds of names.Do you like being called obscene names? (Bitch/Slut/Whore/Sissy/etc) Love it! Are you loud or quiet in bed? I’m a screamer.Whats your favorite position? I have a lot.Have you ever invented a position? No, but that sounds fun. Whats the strangest position you’ve tried? I haven’t been put in any weird positions before.Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking? Unfortunately, yes..When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s). Not too long ago, I had a late night visitor, When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s). I don’t remember. When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s). I called a friend over and I gave him head out of the kindness of my heart. But, he was kind enough to come over so late, so of course I got my knees and swallowed his kids. When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s). Someones bound to get fucked when you call them over at three in the morning, and that someone was me. His stroke game made me forget why I was sad in the first place. A+ Which celebrities would you want to have sex with? Not really into celebrities Any fictional characters you want to hookup with? Nope.Have you ever had shower sex? How was it? Yes, it’s slippery and fun. What is your favorite position(s)? Spread eagle, reverse cowgirl, missionary, spooning, prone bone, double the pleasure, various types of doggie style. Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral? Wildest place was the backseat of a car. I’m open to experimenting though. Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you? No, sex doesn’t equal love. Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings) I love cock rings!Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience? I don’t think I have one.Whats your funniest sex experience? I once gave a grown man a revised version of a bedtime story because he couldn’t….then I suck his dick and he was able to go to sleep after that. It’s funny now that I think about it.Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they? I was in a situation where I wasn’t aroused at all.Are you on birth control? Yes, it last a life time because I don’t have a uterus.Do you use condoms? Yes, safety first.Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s). No.Can other people get you off? Yes they can.Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position) I don’t have a specific way, I just cum.Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone? I’m always the one being rejected.Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s). I haven’t and I hope it never happens.Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s). No, but I’d like to try.Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s). No, but it’s a fantasy of mine. The thrill of being caught makes my knees weak.Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s). No, also a fantasy though.Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s). Yes! I was drunk and we didn’t have any lube, but I didn’t care honestly. I came without touching myself and I also got choked a little that night. Good times, very fun experience.Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s). No, but I really want to do this. Unfortunately, the time I thought about doing it someone  ( you know who you are ) wasn’t in the car. Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s). No, I wouldn’t mind trying this though. Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s).  Nope.Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s). I would love join the mile high club.Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s). No, that’s unsanitary. Explain your best sex experience in detail. Umm..I had started crying in the middle of the act ( it wasn’t his fault ) but instead of ignoring my tears like I expected him to do- he actually slowed down, pulled out and held me in his arms. I cried a lot that night, but I’m glad he was there with me. We finished though, but he was more attentive and careful the second time around. I know what you’re thinking and yes this is my best sexual experience. I’m a giant baby and I like to be coddled, sue me.Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated? My ass and nipplesDo you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s). I haven’t taken any pics or videos while having sex, but i do have a of photos and videos of me masturbating.Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner? Yes I have.Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner? Yes.Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner? Nope.Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner? Nope.Have you ever “titty-fucked” before? I’m gay, and I’m not attracted to big boys.Has someone ever “titty-fucked” your breasts? I have pectorals, and I’m gay. Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly? I don’t prefer it, but Its hot if my partner is just as vocal as I am.Do you enjoy having your nipples played with? YES, especially now that I got them pierced. They’re so sensitive now, so nipple play is a must. I can come just by have my nipples sucked and nibbled on. Huge turn on!Do you ever role-play? I haven’t had an opportunity to do it yet. What situations or themes have you role-played? I’ll name some I’d like to do. Uhh…some classic themes like schoolgirl, doctor and nurse, maid, girl scouts. Oh- I really want to try a prison theme one day. There’s so many I want to try actually.What would you like to role-play? Yes, in a heartbeat.Do you role play with costumes? I already have customs.Do prefer lingerie in the bedroom? I have lingerie, but I prefer to wear it everytime I’m intimate with someone. I usually don’t tell my partners about this kink until I’m really comfortable with them.Do you enjoy rough sex? Love it!What would you like to improve about your sex life? I would like to learn more about myself. There’s a lot of things I haven’t tried, and there’s no telling what I might end up liking. I just need someone who’s willing to practice with me, I can’t just do those things with anyone.Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there? Yes and I didn’t know it was there. Asshole.Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience. I guess you can call it a threesome. I was having sex with my boyfriend and his best friend walked in on us. Although I didn’t want that bitch to join, my boyfriend ended up letting him join anyways.Would you like to have a threesome? No.Who would you like to have a threesome with? No oneWould your partner be okay with a threesome? I hope not.Would you like to be with two men at the same time? No, one is enough.Would you like to be with two girls at the same time? I must have died and went to hell if that ever happens.Would you like to be with more than two girls at the same time? No -_-Would you like to be with more than two guys at the same time? No, I don’t like sharing.Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s). Yes, not describing it.Have you ever had every hole filled or been involved with filling each hole? Describe the experience(s). Yes, still not describing it.Have you ever tried ’69’? Explain the experience. I haven’t tried it yet.Do you like cum or is it gross? Love it!Have you ever tasted cum? Do you like it? Of course and it’s sweet like nectar.Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum? In my mouth, on my face, or in my ass. You gotta be my boyfriend if you want to cum in this ass though.Have you ever had sex while on a period/with someone on a period? Nope. Still gay.Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind? Sometimes and I put the iPod on shuffle.Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex? I used a buttplug while masturbating. Have you used any form of sex furniture? What kind? Nope.Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s). One time, and we used a glass dildo. Do you eat ass? I haven’t had a partner who wanted me to do it, but I’d gladly do it if they wanted me to.Do you like to have your ass eaten? YasssssHave you ever anally fingered your partner? No, but I would.Do you like prostate play? Yes. Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman? Anal sex does not equally homosexuality. Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm? Yes, very blissful experience.Have you ever double penetrated/been double penetrated with the assistance of a toy? That would be the only time I’d consider doing DP.Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Describe the experience(s). Yes, I’m a homosexual man. All my partners have been men.Do you prefer sex with a man or with a woman? Men, I’m gay. I swear I’ve said that like a hundred times already.Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s)) NoHave you ever watched another couple have sex? NoHave you ever gotten cum in your eye? Yes, good times.Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that? No ones cumin inside me unless their my boyfriend.  Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond? No, I’m a bottom bitch. Even if I was topping, I wouldn’t be cumin in no one. Pull out game strong!Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s). Yes, I get off on giving my partner head. If their moaning then I’m cumming…in my pants. Have you ever sexted? Yes!!!!Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with? Yes :) Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated? Underrated.Describe your average orgasm. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s a serene feeling to me, and I get extremely sensitive afterwards.Describe your average cumshot. I spurt a decent amount of cum along my tummy, or I’m defiling the sheets. Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm? eight minutes. Gotta love foreplayWhats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm? five minutes How long are you usually able to last? My stamina is kinda high so I tend to last a while long.What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day? Two times.Whats your longest sex session? An hour.

Note: Why are you interested in my sex life?