#like they both woulda lived if it hadn't been for the pest control people stopping juliet's letter from getting to romeo

[karl-von-moor-official]

Obsessed with the fact that Romeo & Juliet, the pretty much most well-known tragedy there is, is so fucking close to being a comedy!

Like, all of those dick jokes. The humorous prospects of a masked ball! Mercutio going out with a goddamn PUN as his last words!!! I can't even-