#like there isn't actually quality content already pffft

[xseaxwitchx]

what’s your fav headcanon for jaytim ❤️❤️❤️

since these two are dorks, I like to think they just meme with each other when out on patrol. 

example #1:

*Jason about to run in guns blazing, being an idiot*

Tim: ho don’t do it

*Jason runs in with guns blazing and being an idiot*

Tim: oh my god

example #2:

*Jason and Tim flying across the rooftops*

*Tim stops for a minute*

Jason through the comms: hey Timbo?

Tim: Yeah?

Jason: Are you lost?

Tim: wtf no; why are you ask–

Jason: do you de wae?

Tim: ffs

example #3:

*Tim finds out about that one time Jason was with black mask*

Tim: So I saw you hangin out with roman sionis the other day

Jason: Tim it’s not what you think

*Tim pulls gun*

Tim: I won’t hesitate, bitch

Jason: why are talking about this on patrol? and why did you take my gun? (mumbles) when did you take my gun?

example #4:

*Tim sends Jason a vid via Jason’s helmet*

Tim: I thought you’d enjoy this

*a vid of the “I’m in me mum’s car, vroom vroom” audio over the flying ford angela in harry potter*

*cure earrape as the flying ford angela crashes into the whomping willow*

Jason: why am I with you again?

*ringing in his ears the next day*

example #5:

*Tim and Jason overlooking Gotham on a rooftop*

Jason: he’s beautiful

Tim: who?

Jason: the boy reading this

Tim:…Red, you do realize this is a verbal conversation?

Jason: shhh, I’m trying to flirt with you in your language

example #6:

*Tim about to do something risky and stupid, but might actually work*

Jason: IN THE ARRRRRRMS OOOOOF THE ANNGEEELS

example #7:

Jason: how doth one compare to a summer’s day? beautiful, elegant…

Tim: a bitch

Jason: aaaaaaaaaand you ruined it

example #8:

*a cat runs by Tim on a Saturday night patrol*

Tim: (sings) it is caturday my cates

Jason: I seriously worry for you

example #9:

*Tim kicks a criminal hard in the face and sends him back flying a little*

Jason: (under his breath) get back mf you don’t know me like that

Tim: dude, I can hear you

example #10:

*Jason busy doing something with his helmet*

Tim, in the bg feigning distress: notice me, senpai

I need to stop myself right here, right now, before I get too carried away.

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