#like that's dean and cas' dynamic aksjsks
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dean and cas would fight about every little thing as parents. cas gives jack an allowance and dean's like, "dude, he's four, just let him have whatever he wants," and cas is like, "no, dean, it's important to teach him about finances," and dean's like, "finances are stressful; he's a kid, he doesn't need to worry about that stuff," and cas is like, "it's not a good idea to spoil him," and dean starts getting irritated, like, "he's four years old, just buy him what he wants," and cas is starting to get annoyed too, like, "being frugal isn't a sign of neglect, and moderation is—" and dean's just like, "do you know how many kids go without, cas? he doesn't have to, and he shouldn't, so just—" and cas huffs and gets pissy and says, "are you thinking of this logically, or does this all sprout from the struggles of your youth that haunt you?" and then then they're yelling at each other for an hour when all this started because jack said he wanted a tiny hat and cas said there was a budget and he'd have to wait.
#yes this is from a fic#cas and dean would be the WORST parents oh my godddd#they would disagree on so much 😩#could you imagine? like seriously think about it#they would bicker about everything until they were just yelling at each other about nothing at all#and then theyd make out really angrily because they're so stupid#they'd be The Toxic parents. like jack turns out alright. he's fine. he just had to deal with his dads fighting a lot#but like. he knows they're stupid in love the whole time. so he barely pays attention.#by the time he's twelve he's just like: yeah thats how they say i love you#if cas and dean ran out of things to argue about they would bicker about air. i swear to god#they're literally that meme of that old married couple who are mad at each other and its raining and they're on the bench#and then the old man still holds the umbrella over the old woman while scowling about it#like that's dean and cas' dynamic aksjsks#destiel#sobs says things
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