#like that lovely sex worker being like BUT MR. CRAVEN IS A TENDER LOVER... EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE ISN'T ;) ;) ;))))))) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mermaidsirennikita · 3 months ago

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Midnight Angel (my break the glass Kleypas of the moment) is a little slower, but is picking up now that our heroine (Tasia, erstwhile Russian escapee and current governess) basically just told our hero (Luke, single father, her boss, has hook for hand) that SOMEONE needed to tell his 12-year-old daughter about periods and probably sex, and he's like "Well, that's the worst thing I've ever heard, but go ahead"

before being like

"how do you know all your information

(about the sex, we can infer)

is CORRECT"

which is honestly one of the weirdest ways in which a man could hit on his employee

#romance novel blogging #also this kid doesn't know what she's saying but nonetheless she's basically telling tasia her dad fucks A LOT #she's like DAMN. MY DAD SURE DOES HAVE A LOT OF BITCHES #which is..... what i would expect from lisa kleypas and i'm not mad at it #kleypas always has the weirdest people telling the heroines the heroes are good in bed #like that lovely sex worker being like BUT MR. CRAVEN IS A TENDER LOVER... EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE ISN'T ;) ;) ;)))))))#while sara's like i have been fingered exactly once in my life but ok

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