#like sweetie go raise a timber frame barn for me with your fellow hunks and THEN I'll be impressed with your physique | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

holysaintscathedral · 3 months

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Realizing now that I have the inexplicable urge to make men work, especially if they're physically fit. Like oh? You lift? Well, how about you go lift those heavy bags of soil and mulch and distribute them evenly throughout my gardens? Go grab that ladder and clean out my eavestroughs 🫵🤨. Go prune that tree that's growing a little too close to my roofline. Repair the steps leading up to my front porch. Help me assemble this new piece of furniture I got. Build me a shed to store my outdoor furniture and garden tools in. You got those big muscles, now use them 🫵🤨.

#i see those hunky dudes chopping firewood online for clout and I'm not that impressed #like sweetie go raise a timber frame barn for me with your fellow hunks and THEN I'll be impressed with your physique #idk what you want to call that #foremen kink? ensuring that men don't weaponize their incompetence and force me to do most of the labour around the household?#idk gotta make the menfolk around useful #gets me hot and bothered LMFAO #gotta make men earn their keep and work up a sweat lol #for non canadian followers: eavestrough is another word for the gutters on a house

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