#like seriously who tf writes the word ���taylegend” and doesnt immediately regreat their life choices

[catboybiologist]

did you really write a 10-paragraph long shitty fanfiction about taylor swift? and then acted like it was some kind of own? as if anybody cares?

blondie derangement syndrome is about to become a brand new diagnosis in the DSM-6 with how obsessed you losers are with her...

anyways, you're just jealous because taylor is ACTUALLY a woman and you ain't.

your ugly frizzy brown hair just doesn't compare to taygod's shiny moisturized blonde hair, peasant. 😘

keep taylegend's name out of your mouth if you know what's good for you.

Oh! Right, I should clarify. I don't care about TS, or making fun of her, she's just one more milquetoast pop star among the rest, and that post was the first time I thought about her in years.

It is, however, objectively funny to make fun of Swifties themselves, especially when you provide additional comedy like this in my ask box 😘