Chapter 5
Do Hoarders Dream of Eclectic Heaps?
-reactions to the news from the previous chapter are fairly immediate-
Liz: Well. That’s bad news.
Iggy: You don’t think that’s a bit of an understatement?
Liz: Not really.
-pan to Laura-
Laura: A Dragon? No. No way. You can’t be serious. Please say you’re not serious.
Liz: Laura, have you ever heard Zaresi make a joke?
Laura: …No?
Liz: The last time she tried was 30 years ago. It wasn’t very funny.
-to Evan, who is toying with his knife-
Evan: Maybe if I…
-to Morgan-
Morgan: …We have dragons? That’s awesome.
-everyone turns around-
Liz: …I’ll talk to her.
-she drags Morgan aside-
Morgan: I can’t believe we have dragons! Why hasn’t anyone ever told me about them?
Liz: …Do you, in fact, know anything about Dragons?
Morgan: They’re giant flying lizards that burn everything to the ground with their fiery breath!
Liz: Nothing, then?
-beat-
Morgan: Guess not.
Liz: A Dragon, so named because what else would you call it, is a Spirit of Fire, Darkness, and Wealth.
Morgan: Wait. You can do that?
Liz: Like everything to do with magic, Spirits aren’t exactly cut-and-dry. From time to time, a random accident with magic will merge two or more Spirits into a single unified entity, and eventually the two personalities will bleed into each other enough that it gains self-awareness.
Iggy: Alternatively—
-Liz glares at Iggy, who shuts up-
Liz: There are other ways for a Spirit to have access to more than one Domain, yes. But they’re banned under the Convocation, and we won’t go into them here. Iggy.
Iggy: (weakly) Sorry.
Morgan: Wait, what’s so bad about a Spirit having more than one Domain?
Liz: Magic of multiple Domains has multiplicative effects. A Spirit of two Domains is significantly greater than the sum of its parts. A Spirit of three? Even without outside interference, it’s probably on par with a good-size god.
Morgan: Which brings me back to the giant flying lizards that burn everything to the ground with their fiery breath.
Liz: Do you see any of those things happening right now?
Morgan: Dragons are smart, right? It’s probably biding its time.
Liz: Dragons are smart, yes. They’re smart enough not to do any of the things you just described.
Morgan: That’s kind of disappointing.
Liz: A Dragon’s usual MO, as demonstrated here, is using Wealth magic to steal things without detection. They’ll ramp up the thefts over time, using their abilities with Wealth and Darkness to eat the energies from the stolen objects as fuel for their spells.
Morgan: What? How?
Liz: What stores magic?
Morgan: Things people care about, right?
-she stops-
Morgan: Oh.
Liz: Sure, in the grand scheme of things, your keys aren’t so important to you, but what about every single person’s keys in the town? Or favorite book? Wealth magic is good for taking things, and Darkness, like Death or Love, is good at influencing other magic. Normally, the magic hidden in an object just sort of lies around uselessly, but between Wealth and Darkness, it can be drained out and absorbed.
Morgan: So…yikes?
Liz: Dragons raise this particular trick to an art form. They can steal and take in almost anything. Dormant magic, unfriendly spells…they could eat a Spirit and keep it alive inside themselves as a servant if they felt like. They are the perfect self-perpetuating consumers and thieves. They make sharks, Lupin, and Wall Street bankers look like infants, and they only get stronger as they amass their hordes.
Morgan: I’m definitely hearing a yikes.
Liz: That’s why we have to stop this one now, before it drains the town dry. Now, let’s get back to the others.
-they return-
Zaresi: Liz. Morgan. Good of you to rejoin us. Liz has tracked the Dragon to the library, so get ready.
Morgan: Wait, now?
Laura: Why not?
Morgan: (somewhat lamely) It’s Friday evening?
Evan: What, you think the bad guys only attack at discreet times?
Morgan: It’s just—
-her phone rings-
Zaresi: Please silence all devices before—
-Morgan answers it. Zaresi sighs-
Holly: Morgan, where are you? I just got home, and I couldn’t find my keys, so I ended up having to pick the lock. It’s almost Shabbat.
Morgan: …Is it?
Holly: Yes?
Morgan: I must have lost track of time. I’ll be home in…uh…
-she flails a hand-
Laura: Give it an hour. Either we’ll drive it off or we’ll be dead by then.
Morgan: An hour?
Holly: What are you doing that’s so important?
Morgan: …Studying with Laura?
Holly: While I’m not generally one to suggest someone stop studying, that can’t wait until tomorrow?
Morgan: We’re right in the middle of, uh…Riemann sums. I’m really close to getting it; I just need a bit more time.
Holly: I’ll explain them to you. They aren’t that complicated.
Morgan: I’m in the zone, Holly. Just say I won’t be home for a bit.
Holly: If you insist.
-she hangs up-
-Morgan stares at the phone apprehensively-
Evan: Are you done lying to your family? We’ve got a Dragon to kill.
Morgan: Do we have to pants you again? It seems to make you nicer.
-Evan narrows his eyes. Laura intercedes-
Laura: Come on, everyone’s moving.
-cut to Zaresi and Liz leading a parade of Spirits, with Morgan, Laura, and Evan bringing up the rear-
Morgan: Wait, so we’re just going to walk up and kill it?
Laura: Well, we’re probably going to tell it to leave first, but if it doesn’t, then yeah, we fight it until it does.
Morgan: And you’re not scared? I mean, Liz said Dragons were powerful.
Laura: They are. But you know what?
-she grins, placing a hand on Morgan’s shoulder-
Laura: We are too. It’s going to be fine.
Morgan: But—
Laura: You killed a Reaper before ever learning about formal magic, and you fought Janice to a standstill in your first real battle. Just because you’re used to not doing anything more than party tricks, doesn’t mean you can’t.
Morgan: I—
Laura: This is pre-battle jitters. It’s just some neurotransmitters acting up, and you’re better than that. Besides, everyone has them.
Morgan: You don’t.
Laura: Sure I do. You think I’m not scared?
Morgan: Is this the part where you talk about being strong for your friends?
Laura: Don’t be silly. I just know that I have backup.
-she pulls Morgan a little closer-
Laura: And so do you.
Morgan: …Thanks.
-Evan falls into step-
Evan: Besides, I’ve been thinking about that ritual. And it should work this time.
Morgan: Yeah, that’s slightly less reassuring.
Evan: I am saddened and hurt.
Laura: Just don’t screw up.
Morgan: You know, again. Or leave the two of us to be killed by a monster.
Laura: You know. Again.
Evan: This is character assassination and I will not stand for it.
-he walks off while Morgan and Laura hi-five-
-cut to near the library, where Zaresi’s forces have gathered-
Morgan: So, I hate to be the one to say this, but I am noticing a distinct lack of giant fire-breathing lizards. Where’s the Dragon?
Laura: Right there.
-she gestures at a man wearing very nice clothing, who is sitting on a bench and staring up at the sky. Despite the presence of Zaresi’s forces, he looks entirely unbothered-
Morgan: What? That’s not a dragon. What’s he cosplaying, anyway?
Laura: Look closer.
-she does. It becomes clear that there are sparks drifting from the man-
Morgan: …What?
Laura: Spirits don’t really have a defined form, so they can shift their appearance for convenience.
Morgan: What’s so convenient about that?
Laura: …Being a giant monstrous lizard is not exactly inconspicuous?
-Morgan frowns-
Morgan: You know what, no.
Laura: No what?
Morgan: This is bull.
-and she marches forward-
Laura: Wait, don’t—
-past Liz and Zaresi, who both turn in astonishment-
Morgan: Hey! If you’re going to call yourself a dragon, you need to at least look the part!
-the man turns to look at her-
Laura: …Mierda.
Man: Is that so?
-he blinks-
-and a wall of fire explodes into life between him and Morgan-
Dragon: How’s that?
-Morgan backpedals, staring at the flames-
Morgan: …A start.
Zaresi: Alright, please put that out before you alert anybody.
Dragon: Who’s going to make me?
Zaresi: Ideally, you will do it of your own accord. If not…
-she leaves the threat hanging-
Dragon: That’s cute.
-he lazily examines Team Zaresi-
Dragon: Not really seeing anything that’s going to stop me, though.
-he starts pointing out the members of the team-
Dragon: Let me see here. Small-time goddess, smaller-time Magicians, and a few ragtag Spirits. Tell me what I’m supposed to be afraid of?
Morgan: How about this?
-she generates a scythe, spinning it in a circle. Laura looks alarmed-
Dragon: Put that away, little Magician.
Morgan: Not seeing a good reason to do that.
-the Dragon turns his head towards Morgan, fire building up around his eyes-
Liz: Alright, let’s bring it off.
Zaresi: Morgan, I admire your zeal, but please step aside while Liz and I conduct negotiations.
Morgan: …This is still a sucky dragon.
-she still steps back, and Zaresi replaces her-
Zaresi: Dragon.
-the Dragon breathes out a puff of air, and the fire dissipates-
Dragon: Please. Call me Eneril.
Zaresi: Objects have gone missing. Not to put too fine a point on it, but it is clearly your doing.
Eneril: And?
Zaresi: This town is not yours to plunder. You will surrender what you have taken and move to somewhere where you are welcome.
Eneril: Which brings us back to the issue of how exactly you’re planning to make me.
-he gets to his feet, and cracks his neck, small flames springing up-
Eneril: You can’t stop me. The other gods of this town can’t stop me. I go where I want, I take what I please, and I destroy who gets in my way.
-he waves a hand, and streams of gold light twirl away into the distance. Suddenly, socks begin to rain down around him, light streaming from them back into him-
Eneril: Wasn’t that entertaining?
Morgan: …Is that where my left socks always go?
Laura: No. Washing machines are just weird.
Zaresi: Magicians, advance please.
-Laura and Morgan both step forwards. Evan, meanwhile, skips up, straight towards Eneril-
Evan: Hey, Dragon. Who’s got two thumbs and is about to do something with magic that makes your head explode?
Eneril: Pardon?
Evan: This guy! Take two, here we go!
-he stabs Eneril in the chest-
Evan: Necrosyrtes!
-there’s a massive explosion of black light-
-and then nothing-
Evan: …Um.
Eneril: Should I be expecting something?
Evan: …Give me a moment, maybe? This is kind of new.
Eneril: Pity.
-he slams a hand into Evan’s chest, a sphere of flame blossoming between them and sending Evan flying. The Dragon steps forward, flames swirling up around him-
Liz: So much for the diplomatic option.
Zaresi: Attack.
Liz: Are you sure that’s the best option here?
Zaresi: Evan has not left us with much choice.
Liz: I suppose you have a point.
-Laura steps up next to Morgan, who has reformed her scythe-
Morgan: Do we have to help out Evan?
Laura: Focus on the big picture here.
-the two attack. Morgan’s scythe extends, the handle turning into a wire as she slashes at Eneril. Laura generates spheres, sending them flying in helices towards the Dragon-
Eneril: Points for effort, I guess.
-he waves a hand, and a wall of flame blocks off the incoming attack. He waves the other hand, and a whip of purple energy knocks Morgan and Laura away-
Eneril: This is bordering on the absurd. After your next attack fails, I think I’ll just eat you.
Liz: Hold up! Hold up!
Zaresi: Liz, what are you doing?
Liz: Ideally, trying to make sure nobody ends up dead today.
Eneril: Hmm, bit late on that one. I’ve already made up my mind to annihilate you all and drink the life that flows out of your broken corpses. So…you know. I think our goals here conflict a little.
-the flames twirl up around him-
Liz: Wait!
Eneril: Why?
Liz: Because if you do that, who are you going to bet against?
-Eneril pauses-
-for a long time-
Zaresi: …Liz?
Liz: I’m working here.
Eneril: …Bet?
Liz: Fun of the hunt, right? I mean, come on. It has to get boring just using some ritual to take what you want, doesn’t it? Where’s the thrill of the chase? Seeing defeat in your enemies’ eyes as you crush them mercilessly under your heel?
Eneril: I could do that now if I really put my mind to it.
Liz: Sure, you could. But you’re clearly so powerful; we’d all be wiped out before you could really get into it. You need something that’ll pose a challenge! Then you can really feel alive! Feel the blood pump through your veins!
Eneril: Blood doesn’t pump through my veins.
Liz: Mine neither. It’s a figure of…look, do you see my point or not? You can’t tell me you don’t want a proper challenge!
Eneril: You want me…to bet against you…for the exact same thing I intend to, and certainly can, take anyway?
Liz: Yeah, exactly.
Eneril: ...Look, am I the only one hearing this?
-he looks between everyone else-
-they are all completely silent-
Eneril: …You know, I’m almost tempted to say yes, just to prolong the death of someone with that sort of audacity.
-Liz just watches-
Eneril: …You’re playing me.
Liz: Well, yeah, obviously. I wouldn’t do something if I didn’t think I could win it. Isn’t that the point? And isn’t the point of being a great predator to outplay the other hunters?
-Eneril glares at Liz for a solid 30 seconds, and then bursts out laughing-
Eneril: You know what? You’ve piqued my interest, and after that speech, it would be a shame to kill you know. What do you propose?
-Liz breathes out a long sigh of relief-
Liz: Chess.
-Eneril blinks-
Eneril: Chess?
Liz: Chess! You know, game of kings?
Morgan: Isn’t it game of thrones?
Laura: You’re thinking of something else.
Eneril: Very well. Next evening, we will play chess.
Liz: Excellent.
Eneril: I’m not finished.
Liz: …Yes?
Eneril: Your pieces will be those of you willing to actually fight me. Mine, meanwhile, will be Spirits I’ve sealed into the trinkets I’ve picked up in my travels.
-Liz makes a face-
Liz: If we win, you return what you’ve stolen and leave town.
Eneril: Once I win, I won’t just kill you. I’ll absorb you into myself, and you and the rest of your town can entertain me on my travels.
Morgan: (aside) Wait, what?
Liz: …Sounds good.
Eneril: Ta.
-there’s a burst of fire, and he’s gone-
-everyone stares in shocked silence-
Morgan: That happened.
Liz: So!
-she rubs her palms together-
Liz: Who knows how to play chess?
Morgan: Wait, what?
Laura: Liz, you can’t play chess?
Liz: I feel like I used to remember. Funny how things slide after 100 years or so.
Laura: Then why would you suggest it?!
Liz: It was the first thing that came to mind! Dragons are well-known for a tendency to take wagers, so excuse me if I didn’t want you to be eaten!
Zaresi: Liz’s improvisational skills aside, we have a meeting with the Dragon next evening. So, who among us can play chess?
Evan: You can’t, madam?
Zaresi: I’ve always preferred to occupy myself with legitimate conquest.
Liz: She likes Risk.
Zaresi: How about you, Magicians?
Morgan: I’m more of a checkers girl.
Laura: Never been a fan of the whole black and white dichotomy.
Morgan: Hey!
Laura: Figuratively, I mean. No offense.
Evan: Video games all day every day.
Zaresi: Reapers?
-the Reapers make low hissing noises-
Iggy: I’ve played a little shogi.
Liz: Did we ask?
Iggy: Oh, okay then.
-it drifts away-
-Zaresi thinks about this for a moment, and nods resignedly-
Zaresi: So. It appears that we have signed ourselves up for an exceptionally high-stakes game which none of us have any knowledge of how to play.
Laura: I think Janice might know?
Evan: They’re out of town right now. They do that a lot.
Morgan: …Well, they make chess rulebooks, right?
Zaresi: …I suppose we have a day to learn. I expect you back here tomorrow at your earliest convenience.
Morgan: …So much for Shabbat shalom.
-everyone begins to drift apart. Laura nudges Morgan-
Laura: Just keep what I said in mind. It’ll be okay.
Morgan: …Right.
-everyone goes home-
Holly: There you are. We were just about to light candles without you.
Morgan: You wouldn’t.
Holly: What happened to you? You look like you went three rounds with a tree.
Morgan: Well… you should see the tree.
Holly: …Morgan, did you fight a tree?
Morgan: (quickly) I did not fight a tree.
Holly: (equally quickly) Did you fight someone in a tree?
Morgan: (even more quickly) I did not fight someone in a tree.
-Holly gives Morgan a sideways glance-
Holly: Well, wash up before you come to dinner.
Morgan: Whatever you say, mom.
-cut to Morgan, having restored herself to order, eating dinner. The scene in general is fairly serene. Morgan, less so, as images of Eneril occupy her head. There’s a slight flicker of Death magic, but it disappears quickly-
Holly: Es, Morgan.
Morgan: Oh. Right.
-she does-
Holly: (quietly) Is something wrong?
Morgan: No?
Holly: Yes there is.
Morgan: I’m glad you told me. I hadn’t noticed.
Holly: Well, I don’t have any plans Saturday, so we can spend it together and you can talk about it.
Morgan: …Oh.
Holly: Is that a problem?
Morgan: I said I’d hang out with Quinn.
Holly: Oh, that’s fine. I like Quinn.
Morgan: Right…
-the next day, the two are picking up Quinn-
Quinn: Holly!
-she hugs Holly-
Holly: Good morning to you too, Quinn.
Quinn: I feel so honored. What brings the other Stein twin out of her lair?
Holly: It’s been a while since I really spent any time with my sister, after the accident.
-Morgan becomes noticeably more pensive-
Holly: So for today, we’re a double act.
Quinn: Sounds good to me. Want to come over and watch a movie?
Morgan: Actually, I was hoping we could go over to the graveyard, take a walk in the forest?
-there is a long, awkward, silence-
Quinn: You know we’ve failed as a support system in her life, right?
Holly: I sometimes have concerns.
-cut to the graveyard, where Team Zaresi has gathered. Morgan crosses her fingers and approaches-
Morgan: Hey, Laura! Evan!
-the two turn around to wave, when they see Holly and Quinn. Laura’s jaw drops. Evan grins, and Morgan runs ahead a bit-
Laura: You…brought Holly and Quinn.
Morgan: They won’t see Zaresi or the Reapers, right?
Laura: That’s true, but—
Morgan: Holly wanted to spend the day with me, and I promised Quinn I’d hang out with her.
Laura: …Okay.
-meanwhile, Evan has wandered over to the two-
Evan: Morning, Morgan’s friend, other Morgan!
Holly: Other Morgan? Really?
Evan: I’m not really a names guy. Nice hair.
-Holly casually takes a step back. Quinn, meanwhile, brushes past Evan to go talk to Laura and Morgan-
Quinn: Morgan, why do so many of your friends hang out in graveyards?
Morgan: I wouldn’t call Evan a friend so much as a friend of a friend?
-she glances at Laura-
Laura: Yeah, I wouldn’t call him that either.
Quinn: Why do you even hang out with him?
Laura: Necessity, mostly. He’s a…uh, family friend.
Quinn: Shame.
Liz: Okay, what’s going on here?
-she walks over-
Morgan: Oh, uh…
Liz: You brought non-Magicians? Really? Don’t worry, I’ll do all the talking.
-she waves a hand in front of Quinn’s face. Quinn doesn’t notice-
Liz: Never gets old. Hey, Morgan, either of your friends know how to play chess?
Morgan: Um.
Quinn: Morgan? Talking to someone?
Morgan: Oh! No, just thinking.
Laura: Hey, Quinn, do you play chess?
Quinn: I’m not that into board games. Why?
Laura: Well—
Morgan: Actually, Holly does. Why don’t we ask her?
Laura: …That could work.
Quinn: Should probably rescue her from Evan anyway.
-the three girls wander over to Holly, who is ignoring Evan in favor of her phone. Evan seems nonplussed-
Laura: Hi, Holly! You’re Morgan’s sister, right?
Holly: Actually, we only just met.
Laura: Wait, but—oh. Got it.
-she laughs-
Laura: Morgan said you know how to play chess?
Holly: I’ve dabbled.
Laura: How fast do you think you could teach me?
-beat-
Holly: Odd request.
Laura: I’m an odd person.
Evan: You don’t know the half of it. She color-codes her socks.
-Laura blushes-
Morgan: Don’t feel weird. I do that too. I mean, they’re all black, so there’s not much point, but…
-everyone laughs-
Laura: Seriously though, can you teach me? I always wanted to learn.
Holly: Uh…okay?
-cut to Laura and Holly sitting across from each other-
Holly: Okay, so setup looks like this.
Laura: Right. The pawns go in front. That makes sense. And the horses—
Holly: Knights.
Laura: What?
Holly: The horse pieces. They’re called knights.
Laura: Why?
Holly: Because.
Liz: Laura, let it lie and keep going.
Iggy: You know, shogi has knights, but I think they’re a little more sensible. They can’t—
Morgan: Ssh.
Quinn: I didn’t say anything.
Morgan: Oh, I meant Evan.
Evan: …I didn’t say anything.
Morgan: Preemptive strike.
Evan: Classy.
-cut again. Liz has wandered away-
Quinn: So, Laura, how’d you and Morgan meet, anyway?
Zaresi: Laura. Ask her how promotion works.
Laura: Uh, not now.
Quinn: Oh, sorry.
Laura: No, not you. Evan.
Evan: What did I do?
Laura: I’ll think of something. Sorry, Quinn, I don’t mean to ignore you, making fun of Evan is a full-time job. Anyway, Evan spies on people during Calc, and he knows I like helping people out when they’re struggling.
Evan: Correction: You like helping cute girls out.
-everyone turns to Evan in shock-
Evan: What? Turnabout’s fair play.
-he wanders off-
Laura: That is—
Quinn: I mean, you’re not wrong.
-Morgan blushes. Quinn shoots her a wink. Laura laughs-
-an awkward silence occurs-
Holly: …So, anyway, the next thing you need to know about chess—
Zaresi: Laura. Promotion.
Laura: No, I get it, don’t worry.
Holly: Oh, I’ll just skip castling then.
Laura: Wai—
-cut again. Evan and Liz are talking in the background-
Holly: And that’s called checkmate.
Zaresi: I do not understand. How can a pawn threaten the king?
Laura: Um...wait. Holly. This is only a pawn. Why can it take the king?
Holly: That’s just how chess works. At the end of the game, everything goes back in the same box, right?
Laura: Oh. That makes sense.
Zaresi: It does not.
-one of the Reapers accidentally bumps into Holly-
Holly: Ow! What was that?
Morgan: Uh…Evan.
-Holly turns to see Evan about ten feet away, talking with Liz. She picks up a nut off the ground and pegs him in the head with it-
Evan: Ow! What the hell?
-Morgan gives the universal “sorry” face, though sticks her tongue out at him when he turns his back-
Quinn: Can I throw something at him too?
-cut-
Holly: And that’s chess. Any questions?
Laura: No, I…think I get it. Everyone good?
Holly: Who’s everyone?
Laura: …Evan. I said Evan.
Holly: I don’t understand your friendship with him.
Laura: Neither do I.
Zaresi: I think I understand chess now.
Laura: Alright then.
-she coughs, and covers her mouth, looking startled-
Laura: Glad that’s dealt with.
Holly: Are you going to explain why you wanted to learn chess so urgently?
Laura: Oh, well…
-she looks around for clues-
Laura: I made a bet with a dragon to play chess with him, and if I lose he’ll eat my soul.
-there is a long pause. Liz quietly facepalms. Quinn tilts her head-
-Holly laughs-
Holly: Well, you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want.
-Laura breathes out a sigh of relief. Quinn looks a little downcast-
Quinn: Well, as fascinating as this is, I should be getting home. I’ll see you around, Morgan, Holly. Laura.
Evan: Evan?
Quinn: Nah.
-and she’s off, leaving everyone else laughing-
Evan: I don’t understand why people are so rude to me.
Morgan: It’s because you’re an awful person and you’re terrible to everyone.
Evan: Well, sure, but aside from that.
Holly: You’re also generally uninteresting to talk to.
Evan: That’s just slander.
Liz: Attention Magicians!
-everyone turns to Liz sharply, except of course Holly-
Holly: Huh?
Liz: It’s that time of day.
-Morgan pales-
Holly: Is something wrong?
Morgan: No, nothing, but…is it okay if I go with Laura now? I’ll be home soon, I promise.
Holly: Actually, I was hoping we could spend some time as sisters, but I suppose.
Morgan: Well, you know how it is.
Holly: How…what is?
-Laura casually loops an arm around Morgan’s and pulls the other girl in close-
Holly: …Oh. I see.
-she nods sagely, while Morgan turns a bright red. Laura winks. It comes out a little better than last time-
Holly: I’ll just…head home, then. Have fun, you two! Be safe!
-she gives Morgan a (not very) covert thumbs-up, and strolls away, whistling-
Morgan: Holly!
Holly: Hmm?
Morgan: I love you!
Holly: …Alright. Thank you.
-and she’s gone-
Laura: What was that?
Morgan: In case we…well, in case.
Laura: …Ah.
-the two are still linked, though they don’t seem to notice-
Liz: …Well, that was an inventive cover.
-Laura and Morgan immediately separate-
Laura: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to do that I just couldn’t think of anything else and—
Morgan: Don’t worry about it I wasn’t exactly coming up with anything it’s fi—
-the two cut off and make faces at each other-
Liz: I always found that that excuse caused more problems than it solved. But I’m sure you’ll work things out.
-Liz goes to talk with Zaresi, leaving Morgan and Laura alone-
Morgan: …Want to go fight a Dragon?
Laura: Really badly, for some reason.
-the two sprint away to join the Reapers. Liz glances over at them and sighs-
-cut to the Night Parade again, arriving at the library. Eneril is waiting there, surrounded by odds and ends-
Zaresi: Eneril.
Morgan: (to Laura) He’s still pretty cut-price. And he looks like a hoarder now.
Laura: Ssh!
Eneril: Wow, you actually made it? I’m almost impressed.
-he yawns-
Eneril: I mean, I’m still going to annihilate you and drink your essence, but I guess you’ll make a nice diary entry.
Zaresi: Arrange your side.
Eneril: Gladly. Just let me slip into something more comfortable.
-and now he’s a dragon-
-like, full-blown dragon-
-a brought-ruin-to-Erebor, throw-down-your-weapons-and-run, Seto-Kaiba-wet-dream dragon-
Morgan: …Oh.
Laura: …Yeah.
Morgan: …Now that’s what I’m talking about.
Laura: We’re going to die.
Morgan: We’re going to die complete.
-Eneril expands his wings, and shapes flicker into life across the ground in front of him. They form a chessboard pattern and then populate it with vague humanoid shapes-
Eneril: Your turn!
Zaresi: Assemble.
-they do. The Reapers organize in front as pawns, Zaresi takes the King space, Liz the Queen, Evan the King-side Rook, and Morgan and Laura the Queen-side Knight and Bishop respectively-
-there is a pause-
Eneril: …Anyone else? I’d heard this town was a little dry on Magicians, but this is just sad.
-he licks his lips-
Eneril: At least you smell powerful. I’ll enjoy devouring you.
-he lazily hunches over, letting out a low growl as a puff of smoke rolls out over the board, and flicks his tongue in Iggy’s direction. The Reaper gulps and takes a step back-
Eneril: You know, Liz, you said this would be a challenge, but I can’t say I’m seeing any good reason not to just go ahead and take a bite…
-Zaresi steps forwards, forming a scythe, and slams it into the ground. An explosion of Death magic wells up, burning the tip of Eneril’s tongue. He withdraws, and Zaresi forms a second scythe, glaring up at the Dragon-
Zaresi: We will make do. Adhere to your terms.
Eneril: A little fight to you. I appreciate it.
Zaresi: And I would appreciate it if you refrained from threatening my Reapers.
-Eneril gives a toothy grin-
Eneril: Whatever you say.
-meanwhile, Laura is hyperventilating, and Morgan is attempting to comfort her-
Laura: I don’t believe it that’s actually a dragon and we’re trying to play a game of chess against it and we don’t even have all the pieces we need and—
Morgan: Hey! Hey!
-she places her hands on Laura’s shoulders-
Morgan: Weren’t you the one telling me not to worry?
Laura: Okay but that’s a giant snake and a giant bat and it flies and breathes fire a-and it could kill us all pretty much whenever and—
Morgan: Oh, it’s just an oversized lizard. A really cool oversized lizard, but still. And I’m not going to let it hurt you.
Laura: What?
Morgan: It’s a knight’s job to keep the bishop safe, right?
Laura: …Is it?
Morgan: Eh. I’m gonna do it anyway.
-she helps Laura up-
Morgan: We’re going to win this, just like you said, okay?
Laura: …We’re still down three pieces.
Morgan: It can’t make that much of a difference, right?
Laura: Honestly? No clue.
-she half laughs, half sobs-
Liz: Morgan, Laura. The game is beginning.
Eneril: Okay, if you’re all done moping and making peace with your imminent demise…it’s my move.
-e4-
Zaresi: Morgan. The book said that knights can move over other pieces, so intercept the pawn.
-Morgan takes a deep breath, looks at Laura, and grins-
Morgan: On it.
-Nc6-
Eneril: …Just to clarify, do any of you actually know the rules of chess?
Zaresi: Technically? Yes.
Liz: …Very technically.
Eneril: Got it. Well, have fun dying.
-he examines the board, and lets out a low chuckle-
Eneril: May as well have fun with this.
-Qg5-
Zaresi: I do not get it.
Liz: It makes sense to me. You want to bring your most powerful piece onto the board as quickly as possible.
Zaresi: Was there not something about bringing out knights first?
Liz: Sure, but…
-Morgan, meanwhile, has been looking at the board, and her eyes widen-
Morgan: Zaresi, if you don’t castle now, we lose a Reaper and Evan.
Zaresi: Pardon me?
Morgan: Look! His queen can just come down, take that pawn, and then Evan’s a sitting duck, no matter where he goes!
-Zaresi examines the position. A cloud of darkness swirls up around her-
Zaresi: …There will be time to work on your tone later. Thank you for noticing.
Evan: Uh, as Evan, I’m not really okay with this.
Reaper: As the Reaper, I am also not.
Evan: Yeah, but nobody cares.
Zaresi: Very well. A clever attempt, Eneril, to aim for blood so early in the game.
Eneril: Uh, yeah.
Zaresi: Now. Liz. How do I castle?
Liz: Um.
Morgan: I think you have to go around Evan?
Zaresi: Well. Obviously, I will have to move the pawn first.
-g6-
-Eneril stares-
Eneril: …Congratulations. You completely misunderstood the entire concept of castling.
-he narrows his eyes-
Eneril: Unfortunately, you somehow also stopped me from attacking. I’ll have to remedy that.
-Bb5. Morgan gulps-
Laura: Be safe…
Zaresi: You aren’t the only one who can attack. Reaper, forward. Laura, be ready.
-d5-
Eneril: …You’re joking. Right? You have to be joking. That’s your move? You lock all your pieces into a useless quagmire, you fail utterly to comprehend the strategy of the game you’ve staked your life on, and you have the audacity to threaten my queen? Well, fine. If you’re so eager to see a little violence, I will happily oblige.
-exd5-
D5 Reaper: Uh-oh.
-a gold shimmer appears around the Reaper, and Eneril’s tongue flicks out, wraps around the unfortunate Spirit, and reels him in. It’s instant and horrifying. Everyone stares-
Eneril: Mmm. Chocolate-y and smooth, but just a slight kick. I can’t wait to find out what the rest of you taste like.
Morgan: Okay, so that was horrifying.
Eneril: And you’re next. Isn’t that nice?
-Morgan eyes the two pieces threatening her, and starts to generate a scythe-
Eneril: I wouldn’t do that if I were you. If you break the rules, I might feel tempted myself.
-he flicks his tongue out lightly-
Eneril: Take my queen. I dare you, Zaresi.
-Morgan looks at the board again-
Morgan: Wait, you have to.
Laura: What? Why?
Eneril: Because if she doesn’t, then my queen will take you.
Laura: …Oh.
Eneril: Of course, if you do, I’ll have my pawn take your knight. You’ll be able to continue playing, but either way, you lose someone. It’s awfully difficult playing chess when you have an emotional attachment to the pieces, isn’t it? So, Zaresi, crunch time.
-he punctuates this by snapping his jaws together-
Morgan: Zaresi, you have to let Laura take the queen! I’m pinned down anyways, so—
Laura: I…Morgan…
Zaresi: …Right. Liz.
Liz: On it.
-Qxd5. Liz slashes the pawn in half with a wing, and Eneril bursts out laughing-
Morgan: No!
Eneril: Congratulations. You lose. Get her.
Morgan: NO!
-the queen rushes Laura, who purses her lips-
-and the queen explodes. Qxx-
Eneril: …What?
Zaresi: Seems like your control spell failed and your queen escaped. Do not worry, it happens to everyone from time to time.
Eneril: …No matter. I’ll create a new one.
Zaresi: That seems to me like it would be cheating.
-Eneril stares at Zaresi-
Liz: You can’t manage minus one piece? That would be embarrassing, considering we’re facing you missing a knight, bishop, and rook.
-Eneril snarls, flames licking up the edge of the board…but he regains his composure-
Eneril: …Very well. We continue.
Zaresi: Our move, I believe. Liz, clean up.
-Qxb5-
Eneril: You are rapidly beginning to get on my nerves.
Zaresi: Are you sure you play chess yourself?
Eneril: Once I absorb your soul, I’m going to turn you into my personal toenail clipper. Not that I need one, but I’m going to have you do it anyway.
-Nc3-
Zaresi: Liz.
-Qe5 check-
-Ne2-
Zaresi: Laura. Your turn.
Laura: Right.
-Bg4-
-as Laura passes Morgan, she takes a deep breath. Morgan gives her a wave and a thumbs-up-
-Eneril growls-
-00-
Zaresi: Oh, is that how you do it? Evan, did you see that?
Evan: Yes, madam.
-00. Eneril snorts-
-d4. Liz eyes the pawn impassively. Qd6-
Eneril: Now for the fun bit.
-Bf4-
-Qf6-
Eneril: Time for another little appetizer.
-Bxc7. Chomp-
Iggy: Not exactly heartening…
-Zaresi hisses-
Zaresi: Liz.
-Qf5-
Eneril: You aren’t as clever as you think you are, you know.
-QRc1-
Zaresi: Evan. Put the fear of me into that bishop.
Evan: Got it!
-Rc8-
Eneril: Ugh, you don’t give up, do you?
-Be5-
Zaresi: Now, Morgan, please capture the bishop.
Morgan: Wait, what?
Zaresi: Please capture the bishop.
Morgan: I heard you, but…what?
Zaresi: Please capture the bishop.
Morgan: But the pawn’s there!
Zaresi: That is an acceptable sacrifice. After the pawn takes you, Liz can take the pawn, and Eneril’s offensive force will be all but shattered. I apologize for the necessity, but I will not ask again.
Morgan: …But…
Zaresi: Now, Morgan.
-she hesitates-
Laura: Morgan!
-Morgan turns to Laura, who seems fairly upset-
Laura: Zaresi has given all of us lives. She asked for our service in return. If she…
-she breaks off-
Laura: If this is what she wants to do with it, then I’m sorry, but…
-she can’t keep talking. Morgan watches her, clenching her fists-
Evan: Oh, get it over with. Morgan, do your job.
Eneril: You could always break the rules. Provoke me. Give me a reason to go right ahead and slaughter everyone here.
-he licks his lips-
Morgan: …No. I’ve got this.
-she steps forward, conjures a scythe, and slashes the bishop in half. Nxe5-
Eneril: A true soldier. Stand up straight so I can eat you.
-and the pawn explodes (d4xx)-
Morgan: …What.
Zaresi: Pity, that.
Eneril: …But…how…
Zaresi: You really need to keep your rituals under better control.
Eneril: …Something’s at work here.
Zaresi: Prove it.
Eneril: …Make your move.
Zaresi: Gladly. Liz.
-Qe6-
Eneril: You won’t escape me!
-Nf4-
-Qc4-
-QNe2-
-Qxa2-
Eneril: I—I…
-Rb1-
-Rxc2-
Evan: Hiya, Eneril!
-Nd4-
-Rc4-
-Nf3-
-Nc6-
-h3-
-Bf5-
-g4-
-Be4-
-Rc1-
Eneril: Now. Once again, you’ll just have to make a choice. Rook, or knight? Go on, Zaresi. I’m getting hungry.
Zaresi: Mm-hmm. Laura, take the knight.
Laura: You’re sure?
Zaresi: Always.
-Bxf3-
Eneril: Well, rook, I suppose you’re not that highly valued.
Evan: Do what you need to.
Zaresi: Just make sure you do not have another little accident on the way.
Eneril: Pardon?
Zaresi: I am just saying. Seems to happen every time you try and capture a piece.
Eneril: It won’t.
Zaresi: If you insist.
-Eneril growls, narrowing his eyes-
-Rb1-
Zaresi: Whoops.
-Rxf4-
-Eneril breathes out smoke-
-KRc1-
-Nd4-
-Ra1-
Zaresi: Reaching…
-Qxb2-
Eneril: Ready to lose another Reaper?
Zaresi: At which point you would have lost the game, of course.
Eneril: …Fine by me. Die.
-Iggy gulps-
-and the rook explodes (QRxx)-
Eneril: No!
Zaresi: So very tragic. You are just falling apart at the seams here. Liz?
-Qxc1 check-
-Kh2-
-Ne2-
Eneril: …You won’t win.
Zaresi: We already have.
-indeed, looking at the board, it’s now checkmate in one-
Eneril: No.
Zaresi: Most definitely.
Eneril: None of you even know how to play chess!
Zaresi: And yet here you are. Defeated. As per the terms?
Eneril: …You cheated! You did something!
Zaresi: Nonsense. You merely could not control your rituals.
Eneril: …Control this!
-the chessboard explodes into light. Eneril rears back, sucking in air for a blast of fire-
-Zaresi and Liz step forward. Zaresi conjures a scythe, Liz spreads her wings, and both deliver vicious strikes to the Dragon, who crashes back, his form flickering-
Liz: Thought so.
Zaresi: Your spell to conjure the chessboard must have been exhausting for you, Eneril. Let alone controlling all those Spirits at once. It’s a wonder we did not watch you gutter out on the spot. But then, to challenge us directly after?
-she generates a second scythe-
Zaresi: It was hopeless from the beginning.
-Eneril growls-
Zaresi: When you leave, send out word to your friends. Conquerors are not welcome here.
-Eneril flickers with fire…and then abruptly returns to the form of a human-
Eneril: I honor my wagers. Unlike some.
-he snarls-
Eneril: I’m sure I’ll be seeing you again, Zaresi. I can assure you, the next time I pay a visit, I won’t be put off by a chess game.
Zaresi: Then I look forward to defeating you again.
-she curtsies. Eneril snorts-
-and he disappears in a puff of flame-
Zaresi: And that is that. Thank you, Liz, for the opportunity.
Liz: No problem.
Morgan: That was the most terrifying experience of my life, though also probably the coolest.
Laura: Agreed.
Evan: Absolutely.
Liz: Take it…as a lesson. Do whatever you need to in the heat of battle. Lie, cheat, bluff, appeal to pride, and claw every advantage you can out of every opening you’re given.
Morgan: So you do know how to play chess! I knew it!
Liz: …No. That was blind chance.
Morgan: Well, good to know that you set all of us up as bait and we only lived because our scaly friend couldn’t handle his rituals.
-Laura claps a hand to her mouth. Liz seems amused though-
Liz: There you may have had a little help.
Laura: …You didn’t.
Liz: You may have noticed that the disintegrating pieces had previously been next to me?
Laura: …You did.
Evan: Remember how I saved your life back in the alleyway, Morgan?
Morgan: …No.
Evan: Of all the ungrateful…
Liz: Evan and I prepared a handful of uses of a ritual that disrupts and releases the magic stored in an object. Excellent for destroying a ritual or slow-acting spell, and apparently handy for freeing Spirits trapped inside Eneril. Some good acting on the part of the rest of you sold the show.
Evan: The explosions were not necessarily part of the plan, but they were remarkably amusing.
Liz: By which he means they’re a side effect he can’t control.
Evan: Gotta have the last word, don’t you?
Liz: You make it easy.
Morgan: Wait, you were never near that rook.
Evan: Yeah, when did you use the ritual then?
Liz: Oh. That was a bluff.
-Evan stares-
-Liz grins, and strolls away-
Evan: I get no respect.
Laura: As it should be.
Zaresi: You should all get some rest. It has been a long couple days.
-people start to split up, some of them scooping up keys as they go. Morgan and Laura head off together-
Morgan: You know, for all that Zaresi has bossed everyone around, she’s…surprisingly personable.
Laura: I did tell you. It’s not all bad. At the very least, you’ll always have a community.
Morgan: You’re not wrong.
Laura: Now let’s get ourselves home. I don’t know about you, but I hurt in places I didn’t even know I had.
Morgan: …You’re not wrong.
-the two walk along-
Morgan: …What you said back there, Laura? When I was taking the bishop?
Laura: …I thought that might come back to haunt me.
Morgan: I mean, I could have died. You could have died. Doesn’t that bother you?
Laura: Of course it bothers me. You think I want to die?
Morgan: I don’t know, but I know you don’t seem to put a very high value on your life.
-Laura is silent for a while, and then starts to talk-
Laura: I live alone with my brother. My parents were both sick, and…they died a few years ago. I wasn’t sure what to do, and I went to pray…and Zaresi answered. She takes care of us, she helps out with jobs and money, and she got Liz to set up a few rituals that make sure people leave the house alone. When I say I owe her, I’m really not exaggerating.
-Morgan stares-
Morgan: I’m sorry.
Laura: You didn’t know. I’m sorry I told you to…
Morgan: No. It’s…it worked out.
Laura: I just…I have to trust that she knows what she’s doing, right? Even if she asks me to sacrifice myself, if I don’t believe that she’s doing the right thing…how can I let her keep taking care of my life?
Morgan: I…
-the two sigh-
Laura: …You should get home. Your sister must be worried sick.
Morgan: Right.
-she doesn’t turn around, though, instead gazing at Laura-
Laura: …Good night?
Morgan: …Night.
-they go their separate ways-
-and Morgan arrives home-
Holly: Evening, Morgan. How’s life?
-she grins-
Morgan: It’s…it’s good.
Holly: It doesn’t sound good. Is something wrong?
Morgan: …Nope.
Holly: Really?
Morgan: Cross my heart.
Holly: Alright, then. Just keep yourself safe. We both know you can’t do that that without me around.
-Morgan laughs hollowly as Holly walks away, and takes out her phone, looking at a picture of the angel statue-
Morgan: …Uh, so, I almost died today.
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