#like ough. me when they own me and if i behave like a good pet i get a treat...

[raptorladylover6969]

ough i sense bbg wifey Raptor Lady theories ive been summoned

I think the current theories about her are definitely very farfetched. Especially the whole dino x human hybrid…like sure its a POSSIBILITY judging by the scientific breakthroughs in the Jurassic universe, but it doesn’t make much sense. As you said before, in order for her to be a hybrid, she has to retain some dino like features. The only reasoning ppl have for her being part dino is cuz she just behaves weird, which I sort of don’t like because lots of ppl behave weird…it doesnt automatically make them “not human”. 💀

In terms of her behaviour, my guess is she mightve went through something so tragic and traumatizing that its completely switched her demeanour, and why she always looks like shes suffering from shell shock.

I like the idea that she grew up with the atrociraptors tho‼️ It seems to make the most sense because with Owen Grady, he raised Blue, and treats her like a pet (in a good way) but for The Handler, she treats the atrociraptors as if they’re her own siblings, her own blood. (Definitely younger siblings since in the atroci pack, she’s considered the “alpha”). And the way it correlates to her behaviour (im srry i jus luv yapping abt Raptor Lady’s psychology cuz its so fascinating) I think the possibility of her being autistic could be true. With spending a lot of time, or majority of her life with the atrociraptors, their behaviours start to rub off on her, and she begins to mimic them, but she definitely shows many signs of echopraxia. (which is technically an autistic trait).

I also saw one theory that The Handler could be posing as Ben’s long distance gf, but that just gives me the ick 😭 Like I get it couldve been a strategy of hers to try and find out more abt the Camp Fam and their lives to make hunting them down more easier, but omfg the idea of her catfishing Ben this entire time is so funny but also gross 💀

A question I do have is where the hell did she even get atrociraptors from? Like Darius said he doesn’t think any were released from the Lockwood estate, so…where did they come from? I don’t think they were on Nublar, or Mantah Corp island, maybe they could be from Sorna? Sorna hasn’t really been used as a plot device at all since the third Jurassic Park movie, but I’m prayingggggg that they use it for something cuz like wasn’t there some typa lab on Sorna if I recall? That theory you mentioned that The Handler at a young age was used as some type of experiment when it came to training atrociraptors could’ve taken place on that lab on Sorna!! I think that would be a cool concept.

Also, she gotta be filthy rich jus saying. Them atrocis have to be expensive to take care of…so yeah im guessing she did come from a special family and inherited the wealth, otherwise how would she be able to keep these raptors? Unless she has help, but I highly doubt that, shes more of the “I work alone, my raptor babies being the only exception” type.

So many unanswered questions…hopefully some of them will be answered in season 2‼️‼️ Live laugh love Raptor Lady 🙏🙏

‼️🚨Jurassic World Chaos Theory Spoilers🚨‼️

Just so y'all know I'm not shitting on anyone's theories and such and saying that they're 100% not true, because theories are for fun, predicting what might happen. This is just me sharing my opinions on theories. All of these theories are good theories and I love all of them, this is just me sharing my opinion, I mean no harm. All of this is gonna be under the cut as to not clutter people's screens

So like, The Handler. Ms Microbangs herself. The FUCK is up with her? Like, why in the hell does she jus have a trio of trained atrocaraptors at her beck and call? Clearly she has an attachment to them. Did she, perchance, grow up with them? If she was introduced to them as a child when they were hatchlings and they grew up together it makes sense they would have a close bond and be able to communicate like they do in the warehouse in the final (I think) episode. We can't exactly use Blue as a starting point for this thinking because we're talking about Microbangs being raised with raptors, not Microbangs raising the raptors.

I have multiple theories for this woman. One I haven't seen others talk about, is that she is a Dino Nerd. Perchance the daughter of someone important or special, who decided their dino nerd kid could have the chance to see the dinos she oh so loves up and personal. Basically, this theory is Microbangs being a normal human, but used as a sort of experiment for training raptors in a way. She grew up with them, and they grew up with her, creating the bond they share. And being raised with and/or by non-humans can explain some of her behaviors too. Or she's autistic. Or both! Why not both!

I've seen people say she's maybe a dino-human hybrid, but I don't think that's true. Yes it gives an explanation to WHY she acts the way she does and now she has such a deep connection to these raptors and can communicate with them, but she's still quite human. If she were a hybrid wouldn't she have more dino qualities? Yes her wide unblinking eyes aren't the most human of traits, but that could simply be a character choice to make her seem creepier. Shes still seemingly human. We know Dino-Human experimentation was a topic touched for a new Jurassic movie. We know it's likely they would have tried at least. Though a dino-human hybrid seems bad fucking ass dude.

Another theory we see floating around is she's perchance a robot. This one is kinda iffy for me. It's a good idea, but a robot? It does explain quite a bit, especially her tendency to not blink. Though we've seen before that the robots in this series are kind of totally incompetent (then again the redditor made them so we can't be too harsh on the robots). Though I don't see much evidence for this theory, I still enjoy it and think there's a lot of potential in it.

Pls pls pls share your theories or talk to me about the ones I talked about here plsplspls I'm begging I need people to yap about The Handler with plsplspslspslslslslslsl