#like maybe I'll buy champagne for mimosas if the alcoholics are lucky
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the way if I ever get married I'm hiring a barista instead of a bartender and having a brunch reception.
I always see people like "if there's no alcohol I'm not going"
okay? rsvp no, bestie.
#alcohol is fucking expensive and I don't even want to have a dinner reception with dancing#I want unlimited coffee and fuckin waffles#and fruit#and biscuits and gravy#and chicken strips for the waffles#and hash browns#like maybe I'll buy champagne for mimosas if the alcoholics are lucky#the people who can't get through one meal without a drink
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