#like if i saw a hot man bartender i'd be flustered at the door and promptly fainting at the bar if he tried to get with me
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sam malone's cocky pick-up lines would've worked on me if i walked into cheers. it's the sam malone rizz, if you will
#thank my mom for the coined phrase “sam malone rizz”#like if i saw a hot man bartender i'd be flustered at the door and promptly fainting at the bar if he tried to get with me#cheers#rambles
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