#like idk bitch join the club ?? LMAO

[sugugasm]

watching kylie fucking jenner cry ab not being able to fit the beauty standard on my timeline makes me giggle . . srry not srry.

[alaskan-wallflower]

south park high school headcanons

TW for drinking and smoking (i have t watched the post pandemic special, so i don’t quite consider if canon..? I dunno though please don’t come for me-)

Eric Cartman:

Doesn’t give a shit about school tbh

I mean he’s probably a solid C/D student

Probably sits next to the teacher, lmao

He’s a pretentious little bitch, we know this, and he probably just harasses kids all the time

Like if there’s a presentation or something he’s probably pretending to be asleep or something

(especially if it’s Kyle)

Probably makes fun of everyone for their class choices

”Oh of course Kahl is taking economics. Those damn Jews” or “Kenny, why are you taking home economics if we all know you’re poor as hell and don’t have any food in your trailer to make this shit anyway?”

Was probably that one annoying kid who laughed during sex ed

Flips the teachers off when they aren’t looking

Is probably an angel to all the teachers but to the students, he’s a massive dick

Probably tried making Kyle fail his classes by hacking into the website

They only knew it was him because for comments/observations tab he put some ‘stupid Jew’ spiel

He’s dumb as shit sometimes

Bullies freshmen

Probably started Freshie Friday

Hes the kind of person to spray Axe Body Speay everywhere and has probably made multiple people sick because of it

Failing Gym

Mainly because he never makes up classes and refused to swim in ‘contaminated water’ (probably aimed at the girls or Kenny)

Doesnt date through high school

because nobody wanted to date a neonazi manipulative asshole

Probably didn’t do any clubs

He probably joined the Gay Straight Alliance (run probably by Big Gay Al) and ripped on everyone there

Got bored and never went back after he ran out of jokes

Honestly he’s probably to lazy to do any clubs after school

He doesn’t like staying in school after he’s already

Probably has gotten suspended a few times

(likely for putting a cherry bomb in Kyle’s locker)

Im kinda lost on Cartman lmao

Stan Marsh

Honestly? He probably drank a lot in high school

Kyle often had to take care of him and scold him for drinking

Stan’s probably a B/C student

Probably studies better in a group than alone

Thanks the stars that Shelley is a senior and will leave him alone

(though I do think she somewhat mellowed down, though she still threatens to beat the fuck out of him sometimes)

And Sharon probably helps him when she isn’t busy

But he feels awkward going to her for help

Randy is awful to study with

”So if I have x amounts of condoms and y amounts of-“ “Fuck this Im calling Kyle”

Kyle is his study buddy when he can’t turn to anyone else

which is pretty often

He pays pretty good attention in class

Probably still dating Wendy tbh

Stan definitely wears like zip up hoodies and ripped jeans and such

Probably bleached the lower half of his hair

it didn’t look good

His hair’s greasy af i’m calling it

Its fluffy when he washes it but that’s a rarity

Uses 3 in 1

wears gloves everywhere

lowkey germaphobe

Probably joined some sort of after school activity

Probably some sort of helping the community club

Tbh he failed chemistry multiple times

Hes trying though

Graduates with probably a solid 3.2 GPA

(idk how colorado does it i’m just going based off of where i live)

Probably goes to college and then drops out after two years

Works a few jobs because he wants to get out of the house

Overall good student, 7/10

Kyle Broflovski

That rare breed between nerd and jock

Hes probably one of those athletic kids getting awards and stuff all the time

Def on the swim team during the fall/spring and the basketball team during the winter

Also does a bunch of those community clubs (things that you would join to get into NHS)

His parents are probably super strict about grades

Theyre all about ‘keeping a good example for Ike’

So he usually beats himself up if he gets a grade below a 95

Speaking of, he’s probably top of his class ngl

Very smart

Studies better alone and probably isn’t the greatest at helping others study, but he’s trying

Honestly probably gets a little less insecure(?) about his hair and doesn’t wear his hat as much

Still barely takes it off but he’ll leave it off during sporting events

I know that thing smells like ass/hj

Probably wears a lot of flannels and t-shirts

Has reading glasses (they’re thick rimmed and brown)

Either that or he wears contact lenses but glasses are more convenient for him

Doesnt like wearing them because they remind him of his cousin Kyle Schwartz

Probably in all honors/AP/college courses

Gets academic awards a lot

He probably did band for one year to fulfill one of his miscellaneous credits (he played clarinet)

He’s probably one of the sweeter kids though, sports help him work through his anger issues

Still snaps at Cartman a lot though

Sometimes doesn’t take good care of himself between sports and studying

So Stan whips him into line

Probably had one partner through high school, doesn’t really play around much

Either that or he doesn’t date at all, he’s just too busy

If he were to date it’s be in junior/senior year, maybe sophomore year if it was the right person and they weren’t needy or too demanding of his time

Probably graduated with an advanced diploma

Goes to some ivy league school

Solid 4.0/4.1 GPA

Majors in math and minors in science

Kenny McCormick

Ngl he doesn’t give a shit

Probably failing some of his classes, has a few B’s, some D’s, he’s really scattered when it comes to grades

Probably skips class sometimes when he doesn’t feel like going

Still wears that same parka

He’s still taking home economics/hj

Probably sneaks into the girls changing room as Princess Kenny 🤭

That one kid who has a crush on all his female teachers

”Guys my average is a 69”

Hes the glue to keep all the boys together but tbh I feel like they drift apart and go their own directions during high school

They probably have like-game days on Saturdays though

He wants to keep the group together though because they’re probably more family than his own family (minus Karen)

Still dies a lot

Probably tries to die so he can get out of doing tests and such

Is the reason they don’t allow costumes at Halloween (he was def a playboy bunny)

Probably takes a lot of non honors/no college courses

The latter even less so because his family can’t afford it

Graduates with a barely passing GPA and goes to community college

Probably ended up dropping out tho

But he still makes sure to keep in touch with all the boys (minus cartman but he keeps in touch with Butters)

Butters Stotch

(speaking of-)

Honestly? Solid B student

Is probably still the most naive of the group, though he does stick up for himself now

Doesn’t like being called Butters much but Leopald is worse

So he either goes by Butters or Leo

Probably has a knack for history??

Honestly doesn’t do all honors courses, proabbly does honors history and maybeeee honors English

Sucks at math

His parents ground him a lot because of this

So he ends up with a tutor

He goes to the girls’ sleepovers as Margerine sometimes

Grew out of his Hello Kitty obsession :(

(…tbh he was probably into Pusheen at some point-)

Anyway

Probably has a solid 3.5 GPA or something

Doesn’t graduate at the top of his class but he isn’t the dumbest person in the room

Probably is involved in the theater department

Honestly very artsy??

Probably takes a lot of art classes because he loves it so much

Majors in it!!

Probably minors in history too :)

Hes pretty nice to everyone in his classes and maybe even dates in high school..?

His parents don’t like it though

And he can’t go out much because he gets grounded a lot still

Overall pretty good!!

Tolkien Black

Probably still dating Nicole

Salutatorian

Probably competes with Kyle a lot because of academics

Hes in the band

Plays trumpet

Of course Cartman says shit about this all the time, I’m calling it

Him and Kyle do butt heads a lot but honestly I feel like they’d end up being pretty good friends

Still cringed at his old TikToks

Hes probably in most AP/honors classes

Probably majors in music in college?

Or maybe he minors in it

Most likely the latter

He’a your go to study person

He’s pretty nice about it too, he doesn’t shame you for getting the answers wrong

He’s that one kid who has house parties a lot when his parents aren’t home

Mainly because Cartman kept calling him a pussy and saying he had no balls

Doesn’t have alcohol though

Him and Nicole were probably voted cutest couple

Them or Tweek and Craig

He hangs out with Clyde a lot and helps him with his courses

Hes probably class president tbh

Or maybe vice president

His parents donate tons of money to the school

Hes pretty level headed and calm during tests and quizzes

He’s really focused and motivated in school

Overall solid 3.9 GPA

Probably only behind Kyle by very little

And he’s okay with it

He probably goes to some hardcore Ivy League school like Harvard or Yale or some shit

Probably uses music as a side hustle in college to help pay for his classes

He was hellbent on paying for colllege alone, or mostly alone. He didn’t want people thinking he was only at said college because he was rich.

Pretty good overall, 10/10

Clyde Donovan

Clyde…is Clyde

Hes a dumbass

A lovable dumbass big a dumbass nonetheless

Scored so low on his SAT the first time he took it

Cries to Tolkien all the time because of his grades but when Tolkien tries to help him he gets distracted and leaves

He’s that one hella sporty kid though

Definitely captain of the soccer team

Probably in the Gay Straight Alliance for ‘shits and giggles’ but then finds out he’s pan, lmao

I feel like him and Bebe are really tight

They go shoe shopping together

Cries when he loses Kahoot

Uses Chat GDP to talk to girls 🫢

Honestly is probably like-weirdly good at math but nothing else

Calls Kyle and Tolkien his algebros whenever they’re grouped together

(i kinda hdc that he’s in honors math too with kyle and tolkien)

That honors math course saved his GPA

honestly it’s probably a 3.0 or a 3.1

Hes not completely dumb though

He gets a lot of sports awards and stuff

Kinda headcanon Clyde to have dyslexia?

So maybe that makes things a little more difficult for him

Studies better in groups

Gets easily distracted tho

He’s a horrible test taker

Cries whenever he can’t figure out the answer

Overall, he’s kinda mid

He probably goes to college tho

He stays in college for two years before he graduates

He was probably their star football player, so they were probably sad to see him go

But academically, he’s not great

Craig Tucker

Science geek

Mainly Earth Science but any science is basically a second language to him

He’s honestly probably good at English too?? like he’s a really good writer

Hes probably in honors English and Science

He combusts when it comes to geometry and map work

He’s bad with dates

Like he can hardly remember his anniversary with Tweek or his own birthday half the time

He’s pretty good at helping people study if it’s one on one

He’ll bully some people harder than others when it comes to helping them though

Goes after Clyde a lot of the time whenever he comes over for extra help

”Of you would leave I would be sooooo happy.”

He’s nice with Tweek though

Helps him not to panic during tests and such, probably gives him a lot of fidget toys too

(most of which are space themed)

Speaking of, I do kinda headcanon Craig with some kind of neurodivergent condition like autism or something

I kinda feel like space would be his special interest

He mellowed out a lot after middle school, but he still flips everyone off

Thats usually the extent though

His locker is an absolute mess, I already know it

The teachers for the most part like him

He pays attention and such

Probably wears reading glasses, they’re thin though and he doesn’t wear them a lot

Eric third wheels him and Tweek’s study dates a lot too

He studies online using things like Quizlet and stuff

Loves reading

He’s probably snuck out of class a few times, but doesn’t do it often

Solid 3.7/3.8 GPA

Probably in the top 20% in his class

Goes to a pretty good college, probably on the west coast like in California or something

He’s pretty good in school

Tweek Tweak

Horrible test taker

Probably has to go to a different room, which just stresses him out more

Tbh Eric probably got him to get high once or twice

It did calm him down but it also freaked Craig the fuck out

Especially because this was during lunch

Tweek was fine, he was just extraordinarily sick and Craig was not happy

The teachers don’t really like Tweek

They think he’s a distraction and a ‘bad influence’ for other kids because of his freak outs

He hogs the coffee machine at school istg

I kinda headcanon Tweek to have acid reflux too?? So his stomach ends up gurgling in class and making weird sounds and the teachers get mad-

And this freaks him out even more because he thinks he’s dying

”Why is it doing that?! Why?! Did someone poison the coffee?! Did the underpants gnomes come back?! GAH!”

He’s hella good in gym class

Tweek on the track team??? anyone???

It helps him burn through some of his anxiety

He probably has a 504 too after his parents kept getting calls about his anxiety

Goes to the school counselor a lot

He probably brings fidget toys to class a lot and often has to give Craig his phone so he doesn’t end up getting hooked in on something some celebrity said and then start freaking out

He’s probably really good at English

Reading helps him forget about his anxiety for a bit

He always has to double/triple check to make sure he hasn’t missed anything

He uses his agenda religiously

Its probably stained with coffee and smells like a mixture of coffee and honey and sweat

His hands sweat and shake a lot during tests

He’s probably barely passing math, Craig helps him through science

He’s alright in social studies

His lowest grade is probably a 75

Craig and Tolkien help him out a lot too

I feel like he studies better one on one though

Too many people in one group makes him feel easily overwhelmed

He probably graduates with a 3.4 GPA or so

Goes to college in New England, he thinks city life will calm him down

Spoiler, it doesn’t

He probably drops out after a year or two before applying somewhere on the West coast to be closer to Craig and some of his other friends

English major and art minor??

I feel like he’s really good at art too

Art helps him vent in a healthy manner

Good student, not great, but good

Wendy Testaburger

Honestly? She’s actually low key smart

She was probably third in her class

She’s very good in math and english

She probably takes all the super hard classes too to ‘challenge herself’

She probably invites all the girls (maybe Princess Kenny and Margerine/hj) over for study date sleepovers

They never end up studying

But it does make for a pretty good time

Shes a really good test taker, but she probably ends up being too hard on herself too

Stan probably (reluctantly) asks her for help a lot of the time too

Social studies is the thing she excels in the most

Especially women’s history

She’s probably in a lot of clubs too, like the community service clubs

Shes secretary of her class, methinks

(I think Tolkien would be president, Kyle would be VP, she would be secretary and Bebe would be treasurer)

Cartman ran but they found out he rigged the votes

She’s all for being just and fair, so this pissed her off to no end

She needs glasses, her eyesight worsened after middle school

So freshman year she got glasses

I can see her doing girls wrestling

Shes probably a somewhat sporty kid, not like Kyle sporty but sporty nonetheless

She’s kind of a geek too lol

I feel like her and Kyle and Bebe are actually pretty good friends

They play chess together lol

Shes actually really sweet to like, new kids and such-probably shows them around

She gets some muscle after wrestling for so long

She also probably does track and field

I can see her being really good in long jumping

She kinda sucks at science though

She takes French

She graduates with a 3.85/3.95 GPA

Probably leaning towards the latter number

She probably goes to the west coast as well, probably somewhere in Nevada or California as well

She does pretty well, she goes to a really good school and probably majors in History and minors in English

I can see her being an English:History teacher

Probably for younger kids though

She stays on Twitch with Bebe and Heidi for hours istg

Shes so sweet, i love wendy tbh

Bebe Stevens

I know her mom is like the dumb blonde stereotype, but I feel like Bebe would be somewhat smart

She’s probably not top of her class but that’s not to say she’s not smart

She honestly is probably in the top 10% of her class

Her and Wendy and Kyle probably do study sessions together

She’s really competitive, so she kinda gets mad if Wendy gets a better score than her lol

Shes really artsy

Took AP art

Shes probably in AP Social Studies and honors English as well

Shes fine with reading, she doesn’t like it, but she’ll do it

Shes really good at math tho

Shes not so good at science, similarly to Wendy

So usually Kyle takes the lead on science during study sessions

She’s that one kid to be like ‘tall the substitute teacher is so hot!’ unironically

Shes hella hood at sewing

She’s probably gonna end up going into fashion tbh

She’s oddly good with money

Treasurer of her class

She probably helps organize prom and homecoming and stuff

Doesn’t date, she crushes around though, but she never actually asked anyone out

She’s really intense ngl, she probably taught Wendy how to fight

She’s on the cheer team

She isn’t a prick though, she’s probably one of the most bubbly cheerleaders out there tbh

Shes also in art club

Maybe does theater too?

She’s in band and choir, she actually has a really lovely voice

She can play flute really well too

Shes pretty smart, solid 3.7/3.8 GPA

Graduates and goes to a New England school, like in New York or Connecticut

She majors in Fashion Design and minors in Art

Heidi Turner

She’s not the brightest

Not to say she isn’t smart, she just isn’t very academically inclined

She probably takes a lot of the mythology classes and such

Shes really into star signs and crystals

Her and Craig started a ‘Space Club’ and actually got a few members to join

She kicked Eric out tho

She’s hella hood at Math and English

The rest is history

Sges probably grown a lot since the whole ‘Cartwoman’ incident

And she’s a lot kinder to people now

She’s weird, but a good kind of weird

She gives away crystals as a gift a lot to new freshman

Shes in the choir!!

She actually has a really amazing voice, she’s been doing choir for years

Shes that one senior that all the freshman flock to because she’s the kindest

She stands up for them where they’re being bullied too, tells them to be wary of Cartman

Shes hella short (4’11’’)

So she often gets picked on like ‘aw, someone went into the wrong building!’ or something stupid like that

She’s so sweet though, she’s that one friend who offers to help you with your homework and then just gives you all the answers

She graduates with maybe a 3.6 GPA or so

She probably stays local tbh, for college

Either that or she would go down to New York or smth

Probably gets into a decent school and majors in music

Wait no, she majors in psychology and minors in music

She becomes an art and music therapist, she loves helping people out

i love heidi 🤭

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[persy-r-bozo]

My favorite part about joining tumblr like nearly a year ago now is the fact I was a lurker for years and years.

And I always thought "man I'd be too wierd tho. I'm not a "normal fan" I'm a messed up gremlin fan, they'd all make fun of me and my drawings I bet"

Switch up to now. I'm pretty sure I'm my mutuals designated Basic Bitch(positive) whom loves them and gives them a thumbs up when we pass ways.

Also like it's tumblr lmao! idk what I was thinking "people would make fun of me" DUDE this place is just a glorified middle school anime/gaming club where we all yap and make silly jokes while singing themes songs.

[kimoi-boi]

A week ago, I was officially made the leader of the FC I've been a part of since I started playing in 2019. I've unofficially been handling all of the day-to-day FC stuff for years at this point, to the point where most of the people who have joined in the last two years have thought I was the leader, so nothing has actually changed.

Except I kind of feel like everything has.

I've mostly just been keeping the FC on maintenance mode: we don't really do many events anymore and our weekly mount farming excursions stopped well over a year ago. We don't really have many new people coming in and more and more people have stopped playing so it's often a ghost town and it honestly makes me sadder than I thought it would.

So I really want to try and revive it, but recruiting is honestly disheartening a little. I don't like shouting a recruitment pitch in cities because I hate to see those myself. I also refuse to send out blind invites because those are a menace. So I end up sending unsolicited tells to people who don't have an FC, which I feel is the least offensive option. At least someone can just ignore it if they don't want to join and I do jot down the names of people I've asked so I don't bother them again.

I've gotten two new people this way in the past week (three if you count one of them asking if his girlfriend can join at the same time), but I really think I wanna put something up on Community Finder. But before I do that, I want to restructure the FC internally. Something to actually lean into the name (Jagd Vacation Club) and make it feel more cohesive. Plus, the idea of a group of people being ridiculous enough to vacation in a Jagd is hilarious to me and I kind of incorporate that into my WoL's canon.

But then I worry about changing TOO much? Mostly because the founder/previous leader IS still around, just not in much of a capacity to do much of anything, though I have left him as an officer. But part of me feels like I'm going to be judged for making certain decisions, but I really really hope that won't be the case. And if it is, well, I guess this is my FC now so I can do with it what I want?

IDK I'm thinking way too much about this. Basically, I just want to make a nice little community to do fun stuff in-game with again. I miss our map nights or mount farm nights and our glam contests and FC room contests and stuff like that. So I guess I gotta be the bitch that makes it happen lmao.

[ddreamzee]

The Eighth Sense Thoughts

okay so when i watch dramas i always write notes about how i felt after watching an episode, just to like look back on but like they’re actually funny so i wanted to post some on here to share.

since the eighth sense just ended, here are my thoughts while watching the eighth sense. it’s kind of random but if you’ve seen it it’ll probably make sense. don’t take this seriously bc i just word vomit on all of these lmao and the dashes in between indicate a new episode.

                    ---------oh also HELLA SPOILERS AHEAD----------

blueming vibes idk it's university set - bro she built differenttt. the vibes are so different compared to other korean bl's. it's kind of like itsay a bit? but like with better characters and a better story so far. i like jihyun too, his friend tho is so annoying like always bugging him about going out and joining the surf club, like bro he's a country boy in a new city and school, he wants to try new things stfu (it's also an excuse to see the cute guy he met but shhh) - tell me how jaewon's ex has the audacity to be annoyed at jihyun. she's just mad bc jaewon is giving him so much attention and hanging out with him and being close to him, girl did you expect jaewon too come crawling back to you even tho you're the reason why you guys broke up? he was in the military so he definitely didn't do anything to and everyone's saying that she cheated on him so who you think we gon believe? you fucked up ur relationship yourself and you're salty that he don't want you anymore. you're mad that he's content and doesn't think about you anymore, that he found someone else to take care of and be around. stay mad roach lmao - i love this so far omggg. jihyun keeps reminding me of cha junho btw. but like jihyun and jaewon like each other so muchhhh. like it's so natural, the way they constantly find each other and just abruptly hang out. they LITCHRALLY went on a date to the han river. tell me that wasn't a date. and i am living for jaewon's attitude towards his ex. he really couldn't give any less of a fuck about her and she over here embarrassing herself. she acts like she don't care but then she'll squeal to her friends that he went surfing bc of her and asked to partner with her for an assignment, delusional ass bitch lmao. she gets so pissed whenever jaewon is with jihyun, it's funny watching her be jealous. you wish that was you huh? and like jaewon and jihyun are just going with the flow with each other. the touches, the gentle hang holding, asking about dating, how jihyun always makes jaewon smile just by existing. AND THEY ALMOST KISSED AGAIN, THEY LEANED IN UNTIL JIHYUN'S STUPID ASS FRIEND HAD TO BE NOSY. GET LOST BRO. oh and i love jihyun's boss, she cares about him a lot and defended him when jaewon's ex was bullying him. also that girl that seemed to like jihyun is actually one of the girliesss, she just wanted to be friends. but girl you really made it seem like you liked him. i guarantee she did like him but then realized he was uncomfortable but she still wanted to be close so she said she just wanted to be friends. but i am living for this series it's so fucking good, i love the vibes. it does annoy me how much they eat and drink tho like god damn is that all they fucking do? wanna go drink? wanna go get lunch? we should have a meal sometime! i get that 's like the social life of korean university students but jesus christ good thing i ain't studying abroad anymore, i dont think i could survive this shit - BRO THEY'RE SO IN LOVE I'M SCREAMING. god they like each other so much. they are the only ones who fully understand each other. and that kiss scene in the water that started out as teasing but ended with them fully kissing bitchhhh. the tension is real out here. and like then after they were LITCHRALLY cuddling on the beach,, SHIRTLESS bein all cute n shit. like under the covers just messing with each other, biting each other, poking their faces and just enjoying each others company. i am living. but then wtf was that ending. jihyun drowned? but jaewon got him out but it ends with jaewon sitting on the beach alone. idk maybe it was a nightmare or something bc it was after the cuddling scene so they probably fell asleep and jaewon had that dream. either way i need them being sickeningly sweet in front of jaewon's ex, like holding hands, hugging or even kissing JUST SOMETHING. I NEED THIS BITCH TO KNOW HER PLACE, SHE AIN'T JAEWON'S GF ANYMORE SIT DOWN, JAEWON DON'T NEED YOU NO MORE. - JIHYUN'S FINE DON'T WORRY OMG. JAEWON PUNCHED HIS FRIEND WHO MOCKED JIHYUN'S ACCIDENT THO AND ALMOST GOT SUSPENDED BUT JIHYUN SAVED HIS ASS. THAT ROACH IS STILL ACTING LIKE JAEWON LIKES HER AGAIN AND THAT THEY'RE TOGETHER WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE. BUT JAEWON IS ALSO AVOIDING THE SHIT OUT OF JIHYUN AND LITERALLY ASKED HIM TO FORGET ALL ABOUT THEIR TRIP, WHAT THEY SAID WHAT THEY DID, THE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THEY HAD, FORGET IT ALL! I KNOW DAMN WELL JAEWON STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR HIM AND SO DOES JIHYUN, BUT JAEWON'S TRAUMA IS MAKING HIM STEP AWAY BC HE DOESN'T WANT THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO HIS BROTHER TO HAPPEN TO JIHYUN. HE THINKS HE'LL HURT JIHYUN SOMEHOW - IT GOT A GOOD ENDING THANK GOD I REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GASLIGHTING US IN THE LAST EPISODE BC THEY WERE GETTING ALONG AND BEING SO CUTE, JAEWON SAYING CLEARLY THAT THEY WERE DATING, EVERYTHING JUST CAME TOGETHER PERFECTLY AT THE END I REALLY WAS EXPECTING ONE OF THEM TO DIE OR SOMETHING. them kissing scenes thooooo. and joonpyo and yoonwon got together. but fr like jihyun sent jaewon that conan gray song and that's all it took for him to finally realize he needed to be with jihyun and that man came runnin. but he's such a cute boyfriend, we stan. and even until the very end his annoying ex was trying to get with him, literally like kissing him in front of jihyun and everything. jaewon said no no i don't play that hetero shit no more. SHE HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO LIE TO HIM ABOUT CHEATING ON HIM UNTIL HE TOLD HER HE LITERALLY SAW HER GO INTO A MOTEL WITH A GUY AND GO ON A BREAKFAST DATE THE NEXT MORNING. SHE REALLY TRIED IT HUH. jaewon caught ur slimy ass and he was so nice about it too, jaewon is better than me cause i woulda laughed in her face if she pulled that shit. but he said it was okay, that he understood and was sorry. I'M SORRY BUT WHAT IS THERE TO UNDERSTAND OR BE SORRY ABOUT??!?! SHE CHEATED ON YOU WHILE YOU WERE IN THE ARMY, SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO DO. SHE KEPT SAYING I WAS LONELY I WAS LONELY, WELL GET SOME FRIENDS, GET A PET GET A DAMN HOBBY. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO IS SACRIFCING HIS LIFE RN WHILE YOU OUT HERE SNOGGING OTHER MEN. YEAH I SAID SNOGGING. S N O G G I N G. IF YOU REALLY LOVED HIM YOU WOULD HAVE WAITED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. I WOULD HAVE WAITED. YOU REALLY THAT THIRSTY YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM?? LIKE YOUR LOSS THEN ROACH, YOU LOST YOURSELF A FINE ASS MAN. anyways yes jihyun and jaewon are so fucking cute i love them to pieces, jaewon is perfect boyfriend material. the cuddling, clinging, hand holding, shoulder resting, all of the above. yes. and the ending seemed like they were gonna go to the beach again but it felt like the beginning of a new chapter for them. like they are setting it up for a sequel. it really seem like we might get a sequel for this, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME A SEQUEL

Rating: 10/10

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[xamaxenta]

Another hair trigger thought uh drake voice ANOTHER ONE (or is it dj khaled idk anymore lmao)

Marco gets dragged out to da club with the boys and hes not designated driver for once so he can let loose and stuff but its so difficult when ten different twinks make a pass at you and you know youre like the biggest bottom bitch ever and none of these reeds look like tops

Thatch consolingly pats marco on the shoulder like wanna dance? And marco joins him on the dancefloor like sure i guess but ofc Thatch gets snapped up by some pretty boy with killer winged eyeliner off to the side, long dark hair twisted up into a bun and hes alone again

But someone steps up over glowing tile and melts through strobe light, hes tall, stands a good foot over the average population, much like Marco does, but still shorter than Marco because everyone usually is, and by the fucking gods hes just Marcos type

“Saw your buddy ditched you and figured id shoot my shot.” The stranger, hot stranger, hot stranger who is 101% marcos type speaks up and you know how some singers get a reputation from their voice alone, this is the kind of voice that should get a reputation, its bladed despite the casual tone and Marco w a n t s

“I’m Ace.” They offer above the reverb of shit mixes and Marco wonders briefly who in their right mind would name their kid Ace ??? Weird, but he doesnt have a real reason to not check this out and Ace has already stepped up into his space, feels the bass in his bones and Marco allows the hand that cautiously slides up his hip onto his waist, allows himself to he reeled in

“Dont be shy now.” Ace says and it sort of drowns out all the other sounds the other bodies moving beside them, all that matters is Ace and his hand on his hip and the steel in his eyes

Im like Ace should be wifed up

[tobinheath]

Do yall ever think about how last yr at such a weird time in the world Tortoise just wanted to like, play. And i was thinking about how she felt pretty settled in the place she was in career-wise, but stagnant as well? And people who have followed her for so long know that this bitch is always looking to up her game. So when the opportunity presented itself she pounced on the first good option for her when Casey called her and Chipotle in to play in wsl. And it was so monumental because this was her first time to play English Football which she was already a fan of, even if the club wasn’t a club that she rly supported prior bec she’s always been loyal to ars. but it was a great opportunity nonetheless to get out and on a pitch and get minutes. Great bonus that they got signed together too because they had each other to lean on (as cheesy as that fucking sounds i’m sorry) esp with the shit show that was the whole pdx lv thing which definitely put a damper on her long term plans. anyway don’t you think she adapted so well to the style of play?? and had such value addition to the pretty young muwfc team??? i mean i think so. so this season with awfc feels serendipitous almost because she joined at the perfect time. she has the chance to play at the emirates, in front of fans, for a coach that seems to know what he’s doing, for a team she’s always supported, and on a squad that’s strong and healthy and a really good contender for all of the major competitions, really, including the uwcl. Like had she joined the squad a year earlier i don’t think it would have been this special for her because of all the external factors. Like she was meant to go on that journey to lead up to this. I know she’s barely played literally 10 minutes for the team so honestly it’s fucking ridiculous that i’m getting so emotional and dramatic about it lmao but idk it just feels… perfect? idk

[hilarychuff]

ok just for the heck of it some sansa/jonsa au casting ideas that are very much up for discussion bc i haven’t figured them out enough on my own to hoard privately to make into one of my au graphics or i just probably never will make it into an au graphic but think it’s a fun idea

just dumping A BUNCH of them under the break (like basically everyone except those i am hoarding for later/have more concrete ideas about that i might actually execute in some way) enjoy this peek into my google docs xoxoxox

13 going on 30 Jenna - sansa Matty - jon  Cat - margaery???? cersei???

Panic Heather - sansa (alayne) Lilly - robin Ray - jon Bishop - harry Natalie - myranda Dodge -

OR

Panic Heather - arya Ray - gendry? Bishop - gendry?   Natalie - sansa Dodge - jon Dodge’s sister - bran

Hocus pocus au max - jon Allison - sansa Dani - arya Thackery binx - aegon? (or brandon?) Emily binx - rhaenys? (or lyanna?) Winifred sanderson - cersei Mary sanderson - tyrion??? Lmao Sarah sanderson - jaime lmao

Big little lies Daenerys is Renata (or is Cersei Renata?? Would leave space for dany to be celeste) Margaery is Madeline Jeyne is Celeste?? Daenerys is Celeste?? Sansa is Jane?? Arya is bonnie??????

Timeless Sansa is the historian Jon is the military guy Ygritte is his dead ex Sam is the science guy Theon is the villain guy who later becomes the love interest

Dead to me Jen - arya (not cold but very firmly not warm, resting bitch face, might kill sansa but also might kill for sansa) Judy - sansa (bleeding heart, bad men, so much guilt, more than a little confessy when she’s wronged someone, potential to be kinda gay!) Ted - ???? Steve - harry hardyng? Littlefinger himself? Ramsay? Joffrey? Maybe joffrey works best? Ben - gendry (work if he’s joffrey’s “half-brother” or w/e)

Saved au Mary - sansa Cassandra - arya Roland - willas? Tyrion? Hilary Faye - Margaery? Cersei? Patrick - jon? Pastor skip - ned Mary-Louise Parker - catelyn Dean - loras? Theon? Mitch - renly? Robb? Tia - Veronica -

Don’t look under the bed Frances - sansa Darwin - bran after he falls/is pushed Albert - robb? Joann - jon with modifications so that he is a potential love interest at the end for sansa Larry - theon Zoe - margaery? Parents - ned and cat

Hunger games Katniss - jon tbh lmao Peeta - sansa Gale - ygritte? daenerys? Prim - arya? Or does it have to be bran/rickon since jon is a boy?? Maybe it’s not a boy/girl tribute thing maybe it’s just any two tributes Haymitch - tyrion? Dontos? Mance rayder? Wyman manderly? Thoughts to be thunk here with who would be in what district if we want to really get crazy Effie - varys lmfao???? Finnick - jaime lannister Johanna - daenerys? Ooooh but could be brienne if you leaned into it maybe President snow - mad king aerys? Beetee - tyrion? Rue - satin?

Grease Sandy - sansa Danny - jon Kenickie - tormund? Mance? Roger - sam Other greasers - pyp, grenn, etc Rizzo - ygritte Frenchy - gilly? Val? Idk ygritte for rizzo is really the only one that resonates i just love grease Fuck actually ygritte as the rizzo to sansa’s sandy is so good that this is worth giving some more thought The wall boys are such lil fucking nerds that they feel right for the delinquent greasers, too Although lbr jon is more of an alfalfa in the he-man woman haters’ club than he is a danny zucko Theon is more of a danny zucko but i don’t know if i want this for theonsa Anyway sansa’s whole family moved and robb is now doing athlete shit with whoever that athlete sandy briefly dates is (harry hardyng?) Is chacha val?????? Maybe arya falls in with the pink ladies first and then sansa gets sort of reluctantly dragged along Arya sings sandra dee at first and then when rizzo starts to join in she’s like wait only i get to make fun of sansa

Mama mia Meryl streep - sansa Pierce brosnan - jon Swedish guy - theon Colin firth - loras tyrell Christine baranski - margaery tyrell Other friend - jeyne poole LMFAO catelyn as cher i just cackled why is that so funny even though it doesn’t make sense

Harry Potter Sirius - jon James - Robb Lily - Jeyne westerling (except is she maybe more of a james figure politically) Petunia (but nice) - sansa Peter - theon Remus - samwell Tarly Vernon (but just dating) - Harry Hardyng Madame hooch - arya Weasleys - sam and gilly

New girl Jess - sansa Cece - margaery Nick - jon Schmidt - robb Winston - theon

10th kingdom Virginia - sansa The wolf - jon Jon larroquette - ned

Goodbye earl Maryanne - sansa Wanda - jeyne Earl - ramsay

Bring it on (for the gays) Torrance - sansa Torrance’s lil brother - arya Big red - margaery // cersei? The clovers - the sand snakes Missy - mya stone? // margaery? Cliff - gendry // willas/loras? Aaron - daenerys

Teenage bounty hunters Sterling - sansa Blair - arya Debbie - cat Dana - lysa Bowser - the hound?

Buffy the vampire slayer Buffy - arya Cordelia - sansa Willow - bran Xander - jon Angel - gendry Amy - jojen (or is jojen tara?) Dawn - rickon (robb is already away at college?)

[dirtycccat]

the demon bros + (un)dateables  drunk

tw for drinking so if you’re not into that yeah be warned. also there’s some mentions of horniness because uhhh,,,ya know

 Lucifer

normal soft drunk

it’s neither too easy nor too hard to get him drunk

also his drink of choice is probably wine really really expensive wine

he has a pretty high tolerance but not as high as his party animal bros

since it looks like he drinks pretty often if you look at all the alcohol in his  mancave  study

it’s canon he’s a soft drunk??? which,,,, cute

but also chaotic af

i feel like he just reverts to angel lucifer? the really cute innocent baby that’s also very, very chaotic (think of lesson 37+ luci which i only saw screenshots of but still)

expect him to do a 180: if he’s a stern emotionally constipated dad sober drunk luci is basically him with 0 filters but a lot of emotion

he’ll make weird dad jokes, tell people he cares about them, ask dumb dumb questions that he thinks about daily but never voices

“ok mc but what is lol actually and why does levi say that all the time. wait why are you laughing… lots of love? ok then I send you lol”

prefers to drink with close friends and family only because he knows how he gets when drunk

will not admit it but he enjoys being able to feel so?? free and say whatever he wants since he feels like he can’t normally

Mammon

heavy weight hyper puppy

he has a pretty high alcohol tolerance probably since he’s into partying

also he knows his limits because of past experiences

but sometimes limits are made to be broken

and once they’re broken oh boy

drunk mammon is just him but hyper

or more like even more hyper

i feel like he’d become as excited as a golden retriever on redbull in the first 4 hours

dancing with everyone, making crack jokes, getting into weird situations

and then if he drinks a liiitle bit too much

he’d just break down

and cry

and be an emotional mess

which ends up in him crying over your/ his bros’ shoulder telling everyone he loves them

and then end up falling asleep

so you have to take turns carrying him to bed and make sure he’s safely tucked in with a glass of water close by

you don’t mind though since usually he makes sure you get home safe when you go drinking 

Leviathan

heavy weight emotional drunk 100%

another boy that sleeps near a bottle of alcohol so he probably drinks regularly

if you’re in your room all day it’s pretty easy to just do it since you’re safe so he does it whenever he feels like it

this jealous boy can fake being chill while sober but once you get him drunk expect tears, angry rants, yelling, semi-public mental breakdowns

you always end up having to put him into bed while he cries on your shoulder all the while you try to lift this surprisingly heavy boy into his bathtub bed

but also since he’s the most artistic of the family I bet sometimes he does art while drunk?

you once went to his room trying to return a manga you took and oh no levi is painting a 2 meters ruri mural while he’s in the nude

don’t question it it helps him concentrate

sometimes sad bitch energy mixed with alcohol equals great things

he’s also in the lowkey horny drunk category

what can you do it happens when you’re a touch starved nerd,,, all alone in your room,,, drinking

 Satan

light weight happy drunk

two glasses of wine and he’s gone

remember like all cards with satan drinking? yup he’s a happy drunk

if sober he’s like ugh partying is for nerds

drunk satan just wants to party with everyone

and vibe

he’ll invite everyone to take group shots, dance all night, do weird shit that ends up being photographed (to his next day hungover dismay)

he’s terrible at club dancing but he will be found in the middle of the dancefloor going wild

expect embarrassing dancing at first

but if you want to correct him he won’t say no to dancing with you more,,, intimately

may or may not grab your hands and start waltzing at some point though

(you think it’s great he’s so happy and free so it doesn’t matter)

  Asmodeus

heavy weight horny drunk

has the highest alcohol tolerance since he’s the party animal of the family

lmao what did you expect

drink of choice is probably devilgrammable cocktails: fun, sexy, colorful just like him

he’s the definition of babe let’s drink so we can have wilder sex

loves how oversensitive he feels while drunk??? and how his senses get overwhelmed

will moan out loud if he bumps into a table while drunk no shame, no regrets

and dance really lasciviously with whoever catches his eye

if you’re romantically involved not only will he grind into you or let you do so with him

but expect lap dances

if you surprise him with lap dances instead expect to be,,,, rewarded wink wink

but if you do something meaningful for him or give him tthoughtful compliments 

he will go into his emotional mode and literally hug you and never let go 

...and you’ll have to spend your night in his arms while he tells you all about how he thinks you’re perfect for him and how thankful he is that you’re in his life

expect some tears in those moments (that he tries to hide while you casually pretend they’re not there in the first place)

Beelzebub

 idk normal tolerance and emotional drunk

since he’s HUGE it’s probably not super easy to get him drunk but also since he doesn’t really drink much it’s not hard either

talks about issues and cries

a lot

so he doesn’t drink all that much

and only does it with his family

him and belphie always end up cuddling and falling to sleep together if they both get drunk since they are both emotional messes when alcohol is involved

and you join them too if you’re drinking with them

Belphegor

heavy weight emotional drunk but on the angry side

like his twin but he probably...drinks more?? he’s such a sad bitch I mean c’mon

like his bro he’s an emotional drunk

sad crying, angry crying, just crying

that’s him that’s what you get into if you tell him to drink with you

will get in the stabby mode if too drunk

so don’t let him drink too much if you value your and his life  

...rather cuddle him until he gets too comfy and warm and falls asleep 

works every time

Diavolo

normal tolerance sleepy drunk

is used to drinking because of social gatherings and high class etiquette but he doesn’t indulge often

since he mostly drinks with luci, barbatos and you

high key prefers sweet cocktails instead of normal fancy drinks

i bet if you took him to the club he’d want to try out the weirdest most colorful cocktails

and then make barbatos redo them

can hold his liquor but he’s still a sleepy boy? like alcohol probably calms him and he’s just so comfortable and at peace he just,,, naps with his head on your shoulder (or luci’s, or barbatos’ depends who he’s drinking with or who’s closest to him at the moment)

if he’s in the club though it’s a different story

he goes full dad mode

doing all the embarrassing dad dances but proudly

remember the meme with prince william or whatever in the club? that’s him

A+ for effort though he really becomes the life of the party

 Barbatos

heavyweight vodka aunt

doesn’t really get drunk drunk since he has to take care of diavolo 24/7

but once it’s self care day

oh boy

he turns into a single suburbian mom

you’d think he’s the sophisticated wine mom but oh no

closes all doors and windows, puts on a hot bath with scented oils, lights candles, plays soft jazz in the background

and then drinks straight liquor out of the bottle

(like that one vine)

if you’re close and drink together he’ll also talk a lot more than usual

and give you fun stories about the bois and diavolo

“mc did i tell you about the first week lucifer and his brothers came to the devildom and had to cook for themselves for the first time in their lives? lucifer did not know how an oven works and that you have to close it after you’re done cooking and almost burned the whole house of lamentation down.”

 Simeon

light weight spaced out drunk

do not give him alcohol unless you want to experience weird random xD simeon

physically he’s here, spiritually he’s astral projecting

looks the same, smiles handsomely, no change here

...but if you try talking to him he’ll say the weirdest shit like

“mc do you think that the stars know that they are loved and we watch them every day”

uh idk simeon??? what do you think???

if you’re romantically involved he will flirt shamelessly, even more shamelessly than usual 

because,,, he’s just more honest so he just says whatever

people get uncomfortable around you two and end up backing off and leaving you alone

surprising enough or not he looks like he’s also a lowkey horny drunk

ofc you can’t tell since he’s so chill all the time

but I bet you he’s horny inside hornier than asmo

Solomon

heavyweight deep drunk

this boy has done some drinking in his lifetime 

...since he has whiskey grandpa vibes

will say really out of the blue thoughtful things??? which is so not like sober solomon 

“mc you remind me of one of the people that meant the most to me they too were here for me and believed in me when no one else did and I have to thank you for that”

wow solomon that sure was random since you were talking about how cold it is outside before but thank you i guess

fakes being not drunk easily but you can tell the moment he starts speaking that he’s gone

also looks at you straight in the eyes when he talks to you

and sometimes starts giggling or blushing

which makes you go??????? solomon are you okay

[wildernessuntothemselves]

"fuuuuuck that idea is so sexy and I could technically do it and gyu is definitely petty enough to do it but idk man that would crush tyun even more and boy has already suffered so much 😭"

Would it hurt for him? Good. Don't care. Let his stubborn conservative classist elitist ass suffer. And he better be thankful he is still getting some pleasure mixed with the pain 😠! Beomgyu wanted to kill him... I am offering a disgraceful orgasm as a alternative 🙄. Like, instead of killing him, lets just kill his pride and conservative views instead. Treaten him with a good time lol (and he would look good chained up, with both his eyes and dick leaking desperately)

I am joining beomgyu in the petty club. Beomgyu being a shameless beggar, a inconsequential enabler and a petty bitch with too much power all at the same time is such a mood. Real relatable King ♡

~♡anon

man you're really going in on tyun. why the sudden hate? 😭

i just love how wildly different the take on the characters are. some love tyun and some love gyu. some hate tyun and some hate gyu. i love it.

"Beomgyu wanted to kill him... I am offering a disgraceful orgasm as a alternative" nah gyu would still kill him after lmao he would just torture him before

hmm it's funny because tyun really is a conservative isn't he? that's hilarious to think about

vulnerable psychotic men are in, macho traditional men are out 😤

[obeiii-mee]

Hey there! Love your writing. What about MC spending a whole day with just one of the brothers? Like you know, if the brothers were deciding what to do? Sorry if it’s too boring and romantic haha, I’m a lost case, I desperately need that night walks with Satan and working out with Beel in my life haha. Thanks xx

Same though. I love writing just typical HCs with the bros during date night or something. And I’m currently writing a few angst HCs so I really needed this too lmao. I hope you don’t mind these not being too long. I hope this satisfies you lol.

Enjoy!

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The Brothers Spending a Whole Day with MC:

Lucifer:

-Mr. Prideful doesn’t take many days off

-But when he’s with you, he really feels like he can unwind properly

-Lucifer loves going on walks with you tbh

-He feels like it’s a nice break from all of his office work and meetings

-Sometimes the two of you end up in Majolish or a restaurant

-He definitely has a thing for spoiling you on days like these, because he feels he doesn’t appreciate you enough otherwise

-Like when he yells at both you and Mammon for doing stupid shit around Lord Diavolo

-The two of you could walk through the whole of DevilDom hand in hand if you had more hours in the day

-I see Lucifer as a bit traditional when it comes to dating so it’s obvious you’ll have movie dates and everything

-But a day off for him? With you? Away from his brothers, all of their chaos and the never ending attention his paperwork needs?

-It feels like he’s in the Celestial Realm all over again

-He does love you

-His past just doesn’t let him express his affection towards you very well

Mammon:

-If the two of you could spend the whole day together, there are only three places you could be at: Majolish, the casino or trying to make money for Mammon’s debts somewhere

-But it doesn’t really matter for him

-He could be stuck in a broom closet with you and still be happy (though he wouldn’t admit it)

-Spending a day with just him is bound to end in tears to be honest, on his part usually

-Because everything is going well and you’re having fun

-“Ah shit!”

-“Mammon you OK? What happened?”

-“I accidentally sold Lucifer’s gloves for 50000 Grimm!”

-How does one accidentally sell something?

-So he get a bit of an earful for that

-Other than that, being with the second eldest is crazy enough as it is

-You may have lost all that money at the casino but for the first time in a while, Mammon didn’t care that much

-Because you were there and laughing with him about how stupid both of you were

-You guys hit as many shops as possible and just generally have a messy, fun time together

-He often ends these days saying something like “You should be grateful that THE GREAT MAMMON agreed to let you tag along with him today.”

-But just kiss him on the cheek and he will shut up. For like hours. He’ll be too flushed to even look you in the eye

-He really wants to spend another day out with his human

Levi:

-Welp, life of a shut-in otaku

-It should be of no surprise that the two of you spend most of your time in his room

-It’s just the one place he’s most comfortable in and having you there makes it so much better

-Anime’s and video games are a must obviously

-But he loves doing movie marathons with you too (while loudly complaining the movie sucks and that you’re a normie for choosing it. Which means he likes it)

-Maybe a few good hours of him ranting about TSL because it’s Levi

-So the chances of you guys getting any sleep on said day are slim to none

-Also, if you agree to go to conventions with him, he will die of happiness

-On the rare occasion that he does go outside, he’s only out there because you went with him so that should tell you how much he loves you

-But most of the time you’re locked in his room to the point where Luci dearest has to come along and drag you the fuck to breakfast

-Ah, true love~~

Satan:

-I mean, this one should be pretty obvious too

-If he doesn’t enjoy dates in the library, then is he really Satan? (I never thought a sentence like that would ever be typed)

-Most of the time it ends with him reading to you because his voice is sO bEAutIful and you just melt when you hear it

-I will forever hc that he makes sound effects while reading too so imagine that

-You two don’t always get the chance to spend a whole day together

-But he tries to check in on you at least once a day

-*Cue romantic run through the house of Lamentation, trying to find you so he can gossip and bitch about Lucifer*

-Walks with him are very common too

-They usually take place at night, because he’s a sap and he read too many romance books and damn it kiss him already

-He would hold an umbreally over you if it started raining and everything

-Satan takes these moments to chat to you about anything, he just wants to appreciate you being there

-You guys made out several times while on these ‘walks’ ngl skskevshskbeuensb

-One time, you showed him a cat cáfe in the human realm and he went nuts

-Safe to say you’ve been there more times than I care to count, most of which were without permission

-A day with him can either go extremely calmly and end with you guys falling asleep on each other in his room or escalate to either pranking Lucifer or...steamier stuff

-Haha if anyone ever mentions he’s a cheesy bastard, they’re dead before they can say their prayers

-Except you, you get the pass on this one, tease him as much as you want

Asmo:

-Finally, he gets to have you all to himself without any of his brothers cockblocking him all the time~ (same tbh)

-The whole day would be planned from head to toe in activities and events

-It would start with some sort of makeover in the morning (getting your nails done, doing hairstyles, skin routine etc.)

-Then it would move on to some serious shopping sprees where he basically buys everything that he deems to be cute

-They’re for you 100% tho

-The day usually ends with you getting dragged to parties and clubs because Asmo can’t go a day without speaking to other people

-By the time you get home, you’re almost knocked out cold and carrying several bags full of clothes and shit

-But you can never say you didn’t enjoy yourself on these days

-Having Asmo around is exhilarating and somehow, even if crowds happen to not be your thing, it’s still really easy to have fun anyway

-There are times when the two of you stay at home and do each other’s nails and everything

-And you two are very fond of these sort of dates as well

-Of course, all of this assuming he won’t try to seduce you and get in your pants all day

-Turns our Mammon is somehow telepathically connected to you and rushes over any time this happens

-So much for not being cockblocked I guess

-He always switches things up as well which is usually very pleasant because you don’t visit the same shops or clubs every day

-Just be back by midnight or you’ll have your asses handed back to you otherwise

Beel:

-Beel loves you

-Beel loves food

-If those two happen to be in the same room, he might as well die peacefully

-It’s all he ever asked for (especially if Belphie is there too)

-Half of the day is spent at either Hell’s Kitchen or in your kitchen at home

-For him, the food always tastes better when you’re there so if you’re willing to go, then he’ll be like a cheerful puppy the whole time (how many times have I compared Beel to a puppy lmao)

-The other half of the day is spent training

-Work out sessions are important to him and he’s more than happy to let you join in

-If anything, you’ll be on his back as he does his push ups even though you’re not that heavy to him

-It sort of warms that demon heart of his because you’re always there handing him towels and water after he’s finished

-And you always have snacks prepared too which is wonderful really

-Kudos for being able to hide them from him the whole time

-It’s also not that surprising to know that you, Beel and Belphie hang out a lot

-So these days often mean that Belphegor tags along with you guys everywhere

-You won’t notice him tho, believe me, he’ll just stay attached to Beel’s back and sleep the whole time

-If he gets to spend a day with his loved ones, then Beel can honestly not ask for more

Belphie:

-“Belphie...?”

-“Yes MC?”

-“Is.....is that a pillow fort that’s almost as big as the attic?”

-“It is indeed.”

-“Why?”

-“Why not?”

-Tbh it would be a miracle if you two didn’t sleep the whole day

-But if he had to go somewhere with you

-It would be anywhere

-Much like Mammon, he couldn’t give less of a shit about the evironment as long as you’re there

-Chances are, however, that he will sneak you two to the human world a few times in secret

-He still insists he hates humans but truth is, he misses them and their realm

-Going back there, without permission the same way he did all those centuries ago, was like a breath of fresh air

-You guys would be chilling at a park in the human realm, probably make small picnic or something

-Belphie, as much as he doesn’t want to admit it, loves these dates and would kill anything on his path if it meant he gets to be in your arms while taking a nap in the human world

-He invites Beel along too which makes everything so much better for him

-He will just fall asleep on you while you run your fingers through his hair

-Belphie is so warm too so it’s likely you won’t stay awake for long either

-Poor Beel has to carry both back to DevilDom but he does it anyway without complaining >:(

-He knows that he isn’t allowed to come up here and that he should stop these dates before Lucifer finds out

-But being out here with you brings him an irreplaceable meaning and you’re so soft and gentle, he can’t resist cuddling into you

-Also he doesn’t give a shit what Lucifer thinks

(Idk why my writing is so bad in this post, it kinda feels like I forced myself to write it and maybe that’s why..? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my mess of HCs)

Al~

[bunkernine]

this evil lost trio au is utter nonsense and a complete mess but i thought i should blab it anyway, because i really do like the sound of my own voice.

okay okay so that scene in tlh where leo gets thrown off the skywalk in the grand canyon (which lmao) and instead gaea is way more awake and just, idk, takes him. like, he just dissolved in quicksand, and that's that. coach hedge is super shocked but he's got 2 other demigods, but he's freaking out because the council was right and he lost one of his charges. and then when piper gets thrown over, jason knows he could fly because of his gut feeling- and for a second he DOES fly, but my dude has been sleeping for like 3 months so he hesitates and they both disappear like leo did. hedge still gets taken by those venti, and then annabeth and butch come but are super confused because hedge is missing and there's a bunch of scared high schoolers on a bus but no demigods (or percy lol).

anyway next scene, jasonpiperleo are in like some funky monster club underground, and it's confusing as HELL. anyway, some pretty lady comes and she explains that their demigods but does NOT explain the prophecy. she leads them to some secret tunnel and like a throne room, except the set-up is straight out of snow white. there's some sleeping lady in some casket, and the lady (the lady is Medea because medea is 💅) says some crap about the sleeping woman being mother earth and how gaea is so angry at the humans ruining the earth and everything, but Medea, that sly bitch, is charmspeaking them as she goes along, and the lost trio are just like "mhm. yeah makes sense". they get freaking swindled, thinking gaea is benevolent and she just wants to heal the world, and they HAVE to make sure the open the doors of death to help

this works on leo, because it means that the only one who he cares about (his mom) has a chance of being brought back. he's failed to make the connection between gaea and dirt face, because the thought of seeing his mom again is just. everything. (also anytime he's close to making the connection gaea acts all nice again and the poor kid keeps getting charmspoken to anyway). jason and piper are most skeptical because the plan isn't adding up, but gaea's thought ahead. she already has piper's dad and with some of the beautiful abuse of mist and just lying, she's convinced piper that the gods took her dad and gaea got tristan mclean for her, because she loves piper. anyway, gaea tells jason that his memories were taken by hera (not a lie), and that jason was abandoned (not a lie either), and that the gods abandoned their kids (not. a. lie.), and that jason was just a pawn to the gods (not a lie!!!), but for gaea? jason means everything and she loves him so so so much, and she will give him everything.

thelosttrio learn more about their powers from the various monsters that they would've encountered in tlh. the giants with leo, medea with piper, venti with jason. lit teaches them fighting because camp half blood sure didn't. midas, khione, and medea are just there for a good time tbh, they throw monster raves or something. as a result, thelosttrio, blinded with lies and the grooming and manipulative abuse of gaea have basically created a family with villains and don't even know it :O. ngl, some of the villains are having their own crisis because some are thinking "is it really right to trick these kids like this? does this make sense?"

NOW MY WHOLE THING ABOUT THIS IS what happens to the prophecy? idk the seven never joined up lol, so i guess "to storm or fire the world fell". in all honesty, piper's the one to probably figure it all out (maybe too late) and it hurts that thelosttrio now have to turn against this family they created. they've also had this idea that the gods are bad funneled into their minds constantly, and they don't understand how any of the 7 could ever fight for the gods. annabeth (🙄) is all "duh we KNOW but you're doing this wrong", and then she thinks it over like "huh. why ARE we fighting for the gods" because she remembers luke and what he fought for.

huh.

anyway the world goes to hell, because the prophecy was completely dependent on thelosttrio in the first place soooooo gaea won because she got to them before they even knew what a demigod was lol. it's called the lost hero/the lost trio because damn, the world just lost three heroes at that grand canyon trip

[puddinqcup]

obey me boys as students in the american public school system

warnings: swearing

a/n: idk why satan’s was so long lmaoo 

lucifer

doesnt go to public school cause he got bread

but if he did

theres this club in my school about business

and all the kids are complete dickheads outside of it 

but act sweet asl in it and i 100 percent see lucifer as that

so basically, he a fake bitch

he like “hi guys nice to meet you, hope you join the club. come talk to me if you need anything”

then hes like “who tf are you, gtfo of my face pls”

mammon

class clown 

“but miss i wasn’t the only one talking”

always getting into trouble 

argues with the teacher 

“miss now you just buggin out on me for no reason”

so the kind of student every quiet kid finds annoying

but everyone else loves him 

leviathan 

the quiet kid

ppl are always like “when was he in our class?”

adds anime characters to his presentation

sits in the back by the window to act like he in an anime

plays games during lunch and class too

very sweet once you get to know him

this mf literally naruto runs idc

“miss can i eat lunch in your class today pls” :((

satan

the smart kid

he is actually sweet if you dont fw him

but will fight ppl on sight

you see the fight videos that get spread around?

yeah hes in most of them

and he always makes sure the person throws the first punch so he won’t get in THAT much trouble

the teachers love him

the principal hates him

“this is your 5th time in the principals office and it’s not even friday”

“well sir as you can see in the video, i didnt start the fight. they threw the first punch and i was defending myself”

“just go to class pls and make sure this doesn’t happen again”

asmodeus

im sorry but

hes the “hey best friend” kind of guy

also openly pan/bi 

the girls are like “omg gay best friend”

he hates it and tells them to shut up lmao

hes cool with everybody and will even call his fave teacher mom

conversations with the teachers so the teachers will forget about the lessons

“hey mama james, what did you do this weekend? how is your kid? omg really? where did he learn that from?”

the only reason the students like him 

beelzebub

“where my hug at?”

touches the door frame too lmaooo 

“you coming to my game this week?”

IVE ACTUALLY HAD A BOY SAY THOSE TWO THINGS TO ME ^^

he’s sweet though

ppl always think he got a partner but he’s just friendly to everyone!!

will partner up with levi cause he thinks hes smart

they become friends because beel keeps on talking to him

he also talks to satan and satan hates him but also finds him cool

belphegor 

mad quiet

friends with levi and surprisingly satan

“you’re beelzebubs twin? yall mad different”

that question annoys him 

good student, gets all his work done

teachers forget about him though

so he just turns in his work and leaves 

plays games with levi during lunch!!

studies with satan

helps beel with his hw when he needs it

“yes im beel’s twin, yes i know we’re different. pls leave me the fuck alone”

[kurooisdbest]

nickname: dina

men: kageyama, suna, kuroo

fav number: 9

Heyy Dina!!! Sorry for taking me so long to post this nfksnf but I hope you like it hehe

here are your results!

Kageyama (Soulmates)

Suna (Enemies)

Kuroo (Married)

KAGEYAMA

If there was something you learned after middle school, being Tooru’s little sister was hell. It’s not because he was a bad big brother but more like you hated being compared to him. You hated being feared by guys just because they were scared of your overprotective brother, who apparently threatened almost every male species to come near you.

And with that, you learned that never again will you want to be in the same school as him. After presenting all your strong arguments as to why you wanted to enroll in another school through a powerpoint presentation, your parents agreed to let you study at Karasuno High. Tooru was against it of course, it being “Tobio-chan’s school” but after ignoring him for a whole week, he finally gave in.

“Text me if anyone hurts you okay? I’ll hit them till they break.” you see the fire ignite in his eyes as he patted your head. “Bye Tooru-nii. I’ll see you at home.” You nodded and turned away.

You weren’t familiar with the campus but thankfully, you found your room just in time for homeroom. Beside you sat an oddly familiar face. Then it struck you. “Oi Kageyema! What’s up?” you greeted your middle school acquaintance. “Oikawa-san?” he questioned. You placed yourself at the desk beside him and began conversing, well mostly reminiscing the past.

and once he learned that you had no interest in joining the girl’s volleyball team, he convinced you to join the boy’s vbc as a manager.

In a world where the bruises your soulmate receives also appear on your body, not once were you expecting Kageyama to be your pair.

It started when you got home and Tooru noticed the bluish-purple pigments that appeared on your knees. “Oi baka, what’s that?” he pointed. “I joined the karasuno volleyball club as a manager. Maybe I got it when I was cleaning? or walking, idk” you shrugged as you walked past him going to your room. You could hear him whine at the other side of your door, spouting reasons why you should quit and telling you how “hurt” he was that you were helping his “rival” but once again, you really didn’t care.

You were Tooru’s opposite, actually. He has this cheeky happy go-lucky personality and all you had was this tough-nut hard to crack bad bitch vibe.

Then one training, Hinata pointed out how Kageyema had the same bruises and maybe he was your soulmate after all. You didn’t believe it at first but when you saw the identical blemishes, your doubt faded away. You and Kageyama started hanging out with no care in the world, started dating behind Tooru’s back and made him swore to never utter a word to your brother. Ever. But you never expected Tooru to throw a fit during one of the practice matches, making you admit your relationship with the setter. Thus, he grounded you lmao. Even he convinced your parents that Kageyama was bad news.

Now, here you were lying down, having a hard time sleeping, your eyes as wide as an owl at night. You were about to try sleeping again when you heard small thuds on your window.

You stood up and peeked, seeing Kageyama on the ground, throwing small pebbles.

“What are you doing here?” you whisper yelled.

“Come on, let’s go on an adventure?” he replied awkwardly.

You rolled your eyes, grabbing a sweater and opened your window. You got out gently, not wanting to let anyone know you were sneaking out but of course, the as the clumsy person you were, you slipped on the roof and was about to fall on the ground.

It was a good thing Kageyama had fast reflexes, catching you with his arms. “Thanks” you muttered. “WHERE ARE YOU GOING?” you see your brother yell at his room, fuming to see you with Kageyama.

“Run!” you said, grabbing Kageyama’s hand and heading to his car.

The both of you quickly got in and drove away. “I’m gonna have my ass whooped, when I get home” you buried your face on your hands letting out a grunt. Your nervousness calmed when you felt a hand squeeze your thigh. “There’s no way I’m returning you tonight. I love you”

SUNA

When it’s THAT time of the month, your love for sweets would truly be the death of you.

There was something about the candies and any sugary snacks that calmed the raging hormones you had going right now and it made you feel a little fuzzy lol.

Once you felt your craving kick in, you wasted no time and stalked to the nearest convenience store to get some jelly fruit sticks.

Your eyes flicked through the isles, scanning for the familiar packaging with animated fruits on the cover. You beamed at the sight of it, trudging to it’s direction.

However, your short stature made it impossible to reach. Thankfully a boy about your age came by and got the sticks. “Thank you!” you said turning to him and putting your hands in front of you, ready to receive the packet.

“Thank you for what?” He side-eyed you and scoffed. “For reach-“ you cut yourself off, seeing the man turning his back on you and leaving your jelly sticks.

“BITCH THAT WAS MINE!” you yelled as you huffed at him.

He didn’t even give you a second glance and instead, flipped you off. “ASSHOLE!”

KUROO

Every year, you and Kuroo would be together in time for the first snowfall but right now, he was away for a business trip, leaving you alone for the holidays.

You didn’t like it but of course, you had no control and so did Kuroo. You were on the phone with Kuroo as you notice the falling of white outside the window.

You grabbed one of Kuroo’s hoodies and head to the balcony of your room. You propped your elbows up, as the winter breeze kiss your skin.

“Wish you were here, Tetsu.” you feel your eyes gloss over, letting out a sigh.

“I’m here, princess.” your heart stopped when you heard a familiar voice whisper to your ear.

You turned around to see your husband standing behind you as he snaked his arms around your waist and pulling you closer to his chest. “Wouldn’t miss this for the world, I love you.”

note: sorry I know Suna’s and Kuroo’s were a bit short fbjsnf

[taeyamayang]

@gwiezdny--plomien said:

"JESUS I ALMOST SKIPPED YOUR EVENT AUSSGSISSUSHS. So hello there, my name is Julia and I would love to join your event. I prefer to get a boy as my s/o. I like Reading, writing and literally everything what contains doing anything Creative. I love fangirling and sharing my passions with the others. I love helping people and feeling like I mean something to do them. I don't like sports (expect haikyuu and skating haha i know) and I hate people who think they are in the middle of the world. About my personality, Well personally I think I have a really difficult character. I am trying to be nice But it doesn't come out as I want. I often have some sorts of break downs. I like being around people But I still need time to rexharge. I have a very emotion al face. You can see all on it. People say they are scared of me beacuse I have a fight and fire in my eyes which means I have bitch resting face. My ideal s/o... Somebody who will put up with my problems and show me affection. Maybe somebody who will help me with accpeting my overweight body? Idk. I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT I MAY BE ABLE TO JOIN THIS EVENT HAVE A GOOD DAY BABY

add: Okay so like, I am an active person. I try to help people as much as I can, not caring about myself. To this Point that at the last school event I was known only as a person resposnisble for a toiler paper and garbage. People talked to me only to ask me when something had to be clean. And I would be honored to be part of comfort au."

i am pairing you withㅡTendou Satori

↬ i had a few candidates to pair you with but let's not get into that cos this might end up hella long. okay, first thing tendou. this man, please, bless his heart. this boy has gone through alot. i mean his childhood?? man. so i honestly think gives the best advice. hsis words may be fueled by hisnpast experience so you really would feel that he could empathize with you. he also tends to keep his snarky comments to himself and try to come up with words that is easy to understand and wouldn't intentionally hurt a person's feeling. he is perfect for you since although he's athletic, he can be laid back too. he's a very kind person so let's all say thank you tendou. lmao

you are not entirely sure why you're doing this. why you have to do the post clean up by yourself after a school's event. sure, it's club week and your club contributed to this mess but so is ten more clubs. why do you always say yes to people's request? because it makes you happy to help others? then, why can't you say no when your back is already hurting. you are knocking yourself down in exchange for someone's happiness. you frown at your thoughts.

"why are you doing this?" you think you heard a voice but you assumed it's just your head playing tricks on you.

"i don't know." still, you replied verbally. you let out an exhausted laugh. "i don't know why, honestly. i think it's part of me-" you turn your head up to straighten up back but once you eyes leave the floor you are taken over by surprise.

"AAAHH!" you scream at the boy looking at you. his chin is resting on top of his forearm and his arm is laid on top of the volleyball scoreboard.

"w-who are you?" you stutter, holding a garbage bag in one hand and a thong clamp on the other.

"hm?" he tilts his head to the side in confusion. one of his brows is pulled up and the other pushed down. "why are you so surprised to see me here when you answered me in the first place?"

"i, uh," you scratch the back of your head, tearing your eyes away from his'. "you spoke my thoughts outloud. i thought it was just all in my head." your voice came out in a whisper.

"i do that too. i talk to myself outloud. sometimes the line between reality and my thoughts is a blur." he says pushing his lips upward. he crosses his legs on the floor.

"so you're thinking why you're doing this?" he puts his chin on his palm as his elbow steadies his balance on his crossed thighs. he looks at you.

"yeah." you bring your eyes back at him. he taps the space next to him as if asking you sit down with him. subsequently, you oblige.

"then why are you doing this?" he asks again. his eyes displayed nothing but curiosity. he's not here to shame for picking up trash and call you out on your 'lousy' task. he's not here to verbally shame you for doing something you're not sure of why you're doing in the first place. he just wants to talk and that's the best feeling a stranger can give you.

the assurance of no judgement

"it makes me happy to help others." your words came out like it's been rehearsed multiple times.

"even if your back hurts?"

"how did you know?" you peer at him and he looks back at you.

"i heard your back cracking when stood straight." he shrugs. you both pull your gazes back to where it was before, anywhere but the person next to you.

"yeah, i guess so. it's part of helping." you say under your breath.

"helping yourself or helping others?" his question made you look at him. your eyebrows pressed together.

"what do you mean?"

"some people help others because they feel good about it, like a gratifying feeling for themselves but others help because they genuinely feel happy when they lend a hand." he lies down on the floor of the gym with his hands intertwined behind his head. you keep your eyes at him as you dwell in your thoughts.

"both." you say making him pull his eyes back to you. "i like the idea of being part of something and i also like making people happy when i help them." he hums at you in reply.

"maybe it's also may way of fitting in. if i have a role then im part of something. there are times that i find myself having a hard time fitting in especially with the way i look. maybe it's just in my head but i always had problems with my weight. pretty girls with skinny thighs and small waists." you scoff at yourself. "you look like you fit in." you gesture at his volleyball jersey.

"volleyball?" he asks you. you nod thus earning a sleathy smile from him. his droopy eyes stuck to the ceiling light. "just because i get to play with people with a huge followers doesn't automatically make me fit in."

you lie next to him. your eyes on the same ceiling light where his eyes are fixated at.

"i stopped thinking of fitting in after i entered high school. i think im just, tendou."

"tendou?"

"that's my name. nice to meet you." he turns his head to the side to flash you a quick smile before pulling his eyes back to the ceiling light. you giggle.

"julia." you say in return. silence filled the air before he decides to break it.

"i think you're cool, julia." he turns his head to the side and you mirror him. your face inches away from each other but neither of you seemed to be bothered by it.

"why?"

he pushes himself to the side. his elbow is angled up so the side of his face is supported by his hand. he looks at you intently.

"do i need a reason to tell you why you're cool? why do we always need a reason for everything? i like your energy and i like the way we talk so i think you're cool."

you look at him and he takes in your disbelief.

"trust me. coming from someone who had been called by a thousand nicknames ranging from freak to guess monster. i think im qualified enough to call you an awesome person not because you fit in the standards of the norm but because i think you are cool just the way you are."

he gives you the sincerest smile your eyes ever laid on. his genuine words touched your heart and caressed your soul. he came in the right time and you never be more thankful of that.

a/n: thank you for joining the event! i hope you enjoyed this~

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[basilly]

tell me if i’m wrong but this is based on ur personalities from what i’ve seen lol

basil and niss would be the pair to study together and go join classes like debate clubs and whatever very smart people do (idk because i’m not smart)

art would be the mean girl and would protect her friends with her life. like i can see niss and art being on complete other ends of a spectrum and still being best friends. art gets into fights on a daily and basil and niss just watch from a distance

soupi would be the intimidating yet wholesome best friend, depending on how you approach her, and wouldn’t be afraid to beat a bitch if needed, would literally back art up if she needed help kicking someone’s ass. soupi would also literally be basils literal body guard

no you are so right-

art is actually rlly smart and would do more club stuff with us but on tumblr it does not show LMAO

I think you would switch soupi and art in the fight- art would be backing up soupi

and yes soupi is my bodyguard LOL