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sorryimananti-romantic · 8 months ago

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I was scrolling and I saw this.

My first thought was "I would've flirted with the demon and got myself killed."

Not because I flirted with the demon. Because I'm so bad at flirting, the demon would want to end it's misery. Like "Hello mister Demon, looking a bit sexy today. Heh. Like you know. Sex- sexy. Let's have sex."

KAYA DFJKGHJDFHGKDFHGJD INTO THE HORNY JAIL YOU GO.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HORROR MOVIES THE DEMONS BE SO UGLY

but if the demon looked even /remotely/ fine we'd be like 'why he kinda-' KJSDHGFHDFKG

i'm more of a:

#like i'd either ignore the hell out of it to the point it's gonna reconsider its life choices #and go crazy and kill itself #or the aggressive friendship LMAO #the 'either we're friends or i kick you out'#no in between for me my dear #kaya <3 #yumi.asks

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