#like i just /walked by/ a guy and he was just ‘sorry’ like dawg you didnt even graze me 💀

[todayisafridaynight]

i just think that in IW NPCs shouldve apologized if you bumped into them i think that wouldve helped with the immersion actually

[al1fers-haven]

Helloo!! I really love your writingss<33

Can we have more domesticated alastor au? ^^ I wanna see how alastor's reaction to a child's first walk

FIRST STEPS

Alastor x Reader (Domesticated AU)

(Domestic Alastor is just...rotting my brain dawg. I can't handle it.) Alastor was a simple man, he enjoyed things in his life like coffee more than anything. And as he grew into his fatherly position in your daughter's life, he continued to be that simple man you knew. He much rather have enjoyed listening to her babble on about something he didn't understand than start talking in full sentences. Scared the little girl he was taking care of would start to grow up too quick. And just like all fathers, he simply hated the idea of her growing up and dealing with the world around them. Alastor held back a little laugh as he looked between you and Maria, eyebrows furrowed slightly as you turned red. Maria had insisted on eating some baby food rosie had made, and while eating it. She seemed to have a small problem. Throwup was all over your (once clean) shirt and your neck. A small frown poking out from your flustered expression as Maria cried. "My dear...that baby food it made it human flesh? May I take it away...?" You blinked a couple of times, covering your mouth and quickly nodding your head. Wrapping your head around the fact you had accidentally fed your baby human flesh. "it's made for children that are 6 years old, dear." He took the little cup and threw it away. Chuckling as you just looked at him sadly. "I'll....be right back. Can you take Maria out of her high chair alastor?" You started to walk out of the kitchen, dragging your feet as you tried to breath out of your mouth. Alastor looked toward maria and gently picked her up, putting her on the counter before starting to work away on cleaning up the mess. "Dah...Dahda! " Alastor hummed, still cleaning off the highchair. "Yes maria??" He threw away the paper towels he was using and sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose before quickly being pulled out of it by a smiling toddler in his face. "Dadha!" Alastor squinted, trying to remember where he had put you. "Maria did you just walk?" You walked into the room, the little girl happily holding her dads ears with a bright smile. Alastor grabbed onto the child and put her down on the ground, staring for a bit. Had she just walked? He took a couple steps back and sat down on the ground, oddly silent as he looked at Her. Maria turned around slowly and babbled on a bit more, stumbling over to her father. Your eyes widened, laughing a little bit as she fell down into Alastors lap giggling. "Alastor! She just!" Alastor picked her up with a bright smile. Standing up and holding her. "Walked! She's a walking human being!" You took the baby out of his hands. Kissing all over her face. "She just- she's walking! Crap I didn't get that on video..." Alastors radio static got louder at the mention of that. "Right...right....creepy television guy.." (Sorry this was short, I just imagine the poor guy being emotionally stunted when it comes to fatherhood lol.)

[stressforu]

jjk men with a shy s/o PLSSS 🫶🫶🫶🫶

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 . . . what it would be like if the infamous duo got a shy s/o.

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 . . . sorry if it took a while to post this, I've been on writer's block the past few months and have been unable to post ALL of my drafts.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 . . . what you would see in any other cheesy rom-com movies, mentions of passing out on geto's part !

gojo satoru

a very very very teasing person especially when you're being intimate (when you would cover your eyes when his lips touched yours, he would take off your hands that were covering your eyes) takes pleasure in seeing you blush.

a fucking menace in public. I said it. when he's not hearing your voice clearly, he bends down to your eye level and looks at you (which makes your legs wobble) he would not hesitate to do that infront of many people EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD.

anyway, no amount of words express how this 6-foot-tall guy likes to tease you. He relishes the delight in seeing you hide your blush and how you avert your gaze when he's looking at you.

and btw, even if he's teasing and joking with you all the time, he doesn't humiliate you in front of a crowd just to boost his ego. (he's not the typa guy who humiliates his girlfriend just for 10 minutes of fame)

You and Satoru, despite the busy schedules you've had the entire day, that didn't deter you from seeing each other. The day somehow unfolded tediously, it's boring. I mean literally boring. Because of the big gap between you and Satoru's schedules, you only met until 6 pm.

You walked with Satoru, hand in hand as you watched the sunset at a nearby park you've always frequented. You were talking about your day happily.

"whatchu want for our dinner, babe?" satoru asked, he interlaced his fingers to yours. you blushed, stopping in your tracks and causing both of you to pause. "an-anything..." you mumbled, clearly not satoru hearing. he bent down to your level, and you could see his serene blue eyes. "hm?" he smirked, he loved how you still acted like that even after years of dating. it was one of the many things satoru loved about you.

suguru geto

i feel like suguru would be less teasing than gojo (gojo's a man baby lmao)

when in public, hmm... he'll often tease you by pulling your waist closer to his side. he'll chuckle if u try to get out of his side (you're embarassed people were looking at you)

(he'll pout all day if u do that LIKE— IMAGINE HIM POUTING YES PLS !!)

he'd do the smallest and THOUGHTFUL things... since you're shy, he'd do the ordering and he would never ever ever let you do those stuff if you didn't ask to.

(he likes it when you do the talking, he'll listen to you every day just to hear your cute voice like madam how'd you pull this guy this HAWT)

he'll be supportive of you when you try to get out of your comfort zone, he'll give you compliments that helps you all throughout your journey.

geto finds it amusing that, you an introvert, and he an ambivert could get along like DAWG— satoru always asks how he pulled a girl, this shy at all. well, geto doesn't mind at all. he doesn't mind if he does the talking for you, he'd tell people an excuse if you were getting stuffy from a conversation.

it was a rather hot day, and electric companies' bills turned high due to the amount of people turning on their ACs. it was a glorious day for both of you. you had recently planned a cute sunny date for you and geto, but doubts crashed your thoughts as soon as the week hit you with rainy days. so having a sunny day didn't bother you at all.

you were holding hands with him, your fingers intertwined with his. a bag of goods was in geto's other hand. it was a glorious day, not until you bumped into a friend you had a history with. a boy from middle school, freakingly reminisced your memories with him. INFRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIEND.

as usual, when you're feeling uncomfortable, you always grab the hem of your sweatshirt and smile weirdly. you're trying not to die in front of everybody else. it all seemed to blur, it was getting noisy. and to be honest, you felt kind of passing out.

suguru, who was quick to notice reassured you. he pats the top of your head and quickly came up with an excuse. "sorry bud, we reserved a dinner reservation today. can't miss out." he'd grab the tip of your finger and you both ran. like a married couple who just had eloped.

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

luxiem x reader || them on your wedding day

a/n : i got rlly bored and honestly luxiem is my life support sooooo headcanons abt how luxiem would be like on yalls wedding day

anyways HAVE FUN PLS TELL ME IF I SCREW UP FORMATTING OR SMTH LOL

SHU YAMINO

would be the type to look calm before the wedding but fucking lose his shit when he sees you walking down that aisle

tears streaming down his face kind of crying, but then hides it when you get up to the front

'you may now kiss the bride' he would absolutely start tearing up again before kissing you

GIRL WHEN I TELL YOU RECEPTION WOULD BE LIT

magic tricks. thats all im gonna say. i dont know.

i feel like he'd be the type to lead ur first dance and whisper sweet shit while dancing

would be one of those people who starts crying during father-child dance

LUCA KANESHIRO

cute nervous smile when he sees you walking up that aisle

he would so be looking at you with puppy dog eyes

I JUST KNOW HE WOULD HAVE ONE OF HIS MAFIA MEN AS HIS GROOMSMEN JUST SO WHEN THE OFFICIATOR SAYS "if there are any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace", THAT ONE GUY WOULD GO UP BY THE FRONT AND FLASH A GUN AT THE AUDIENCE

YK FOR GOOD MEASURE

yall would probably laugh (except for maybe a poor soul who was going to object)

WHEN I SAY HES GOOD AT DANCING, HES ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY BAD AT IT

will accidentally trip on your foot

but will hide it ever so gracefully

mistugetsu un deux trois [help i cant spell]

IKE EVELAND

dawg he would dead ass be tearing up

hes trying his best not to cry but just ends up tearing up by the end

HE WILL PURPOSEFULLY CHANGE HIS LINES DURING YALLS MARRIAGE TO BE MORE "POETIC" [hes just a tryhard novelist]

hes actually good at dancing??? surprisingly??

hes defo living his romance novel life

WILL DO. EVERYTHING. THAT HE WRITES IN HIS FLUFFY ROMANCE NOVELS. TO YOU.

all those times he wrote dances within his novels, YEAH HE'S GONNA DO ONE WITH YOU ON YOUR WEDDING DAY [bonus points if the dance is in a book with a self insert of him and you]

MYSTA RIAS

MY MANS WOULD BE BAWLING

LIKE UR GONNA HAVE TO COMFORT HIM UP AT THE FRONT

he'd be really emotional about it, and we love that [NO HATE OK WE LOVE EMOTIONAL MEN]

he would definitely hug you when yall kiss

HE PRACTICED FOR DAYS FOR UR FIRST DANCE TOGETHER

HE DIDNT WANNA ACCIDENTALLY FUCK UP

hes defintely getting a LITTLE tipsy during reception

VOX AKUMA

SEXY MAN

the only one who wouldnt tear up honestly, like he'd just smile sweetly while u walk up the aisle

he would be SMITTEN while the officiator talks

just looking at you with the sweetest goddamn look a demon can muster

what do yall expect

he obviously knows how to dance, AND WELL AND ELEGANTLY

would be by your side THE WHOLE TIME IN RECEPTION

hand on waist, motherfucker AINT LETTING YOU GO [unless he had to, and ONLY if he had to]

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a/n: ty for reading :D THIS IS MY FIRST HEADCANON THING BUT LIKE YEAH [im biased with ike ok im sorry LMAO]

[gh0stsp1d3r]

!best friend tim asks you to pretend to be his gf at a party because some girl won’t leave him alone and is making uncomfortable… it just so happens that y’all like each other as well but neither of you know that. You do it because you’re genuinely concerned for him and want to make sure he’s okay tho, not because you like him.

After the girl goes away, you decide to stick around and keep up the charade - to make he’s okay, obviously. Y’all just enjoy your night together from there on.

FAKE DATINGGG!!!! my favorite ugh I love this

Taglist: @abriefnirvana

𝒫𝓇ℯ𝓉ℯ𝓃𝒹

Warnings- drinking, fake dating, partying, I made this kinda long oops

“Hey, y/n.” A voice said from behind you, you knew who it was from the skates rolling on the ground. His stick was in his hand as he skated around, he went in front of you and started to skate backwards.

“Hey, Tim. What’s up?”

“You going to the party later?”

“Yeah. Are you?”

“I wasn’t going to… but Daryl asked me to and I was like, I dunno dawg. We should go together.” He pointed to himself and you with the stick. “And Daryl.” He added.

“Okay. Sure. Yeah.” You nodded, trying to act nonchalant but inside, your heart was beating out of your chest.

“Great. Well, I should probably get going. You’re coming to the game before, right?”

“Duh.”

He gave you a grin. “Alright. See you then!” He said, skating backwards faster.

“See you!” You yelled, he smiled and turned around, making sure that you couldn’t see him when he pumped his fist in the air and smiled to himself.

Later, when he was practicing, he saw you enter the stadium. You were one of the first people there. You saw him and gave him a small wave with a smile. He smiled under his helmet, a slight blush on his face.

He waved back and got tackled into the boards. He groaned out loudly and the other player rolled his eyes, huffing and standing up quickly, skating agway.

“Laflour!” His captain yelled angrily at him, you winced and mouthed an apology to him as he got up and looked back at you.

He just nodded and then looked at his coach. “Sorry, coach!” He said, passing him and going back to the puck he was passing around.

You sat down next to Daryl, he looked at you and said hello, and looked back at his work he doing. Your eyes were on Tim the whole time.

——————————————————————

“Great game, Tim!” You said with a smile, giving him a hug when he left the locker room.

“Thanks. It was better than usual.” He said with a smile, and looked at Daryl. “What do you guys say we leave and go to that party, eh?”

You both nodded, Daryl putting his work away into his backpack, and you made your way to their apartment before to put some stuff away, then making your guys way to the party.

It was off campus, so there would probably be a few people you don’t know.

It was loud, people surrounding the place. Some rich kid was throwing it, and the house was huge. You looked around and back at Tim.

Daryl was looking at some girls with a smirk, already having a plan in mind. “I’m gonna go get some drinks.” He pointed to the kitchen, saying it in a suggestive voice as he raised his eyebrows and winked at you both.

You rolled your eyes and Tim laughed. “Alright, dawg. See you.” He pat his shoulder as Daryl left. You both looked at each other now.

“Oh, shit, hey, man!” Tim said when he looked up, seeing one of his old friends. He looked back at you and motioned for you to come over.

You did, and he introduced the both of you.

“I’m gonna go get a drink, you want one?” You said after a while．

“Nah, I’m good.” He said with a smile. “Thank you though.”

Luckily, one of your friends was also here. You grabbed a drink and spotted her. You waved to her and she smiled widely.

“Hey! I didn’t know you would be here.” She said as you walked up to her.

“I didn’t know you would be here.” You said. “Mm. This shit is good.” You laughed as you took a sip.

“Uh, yeah! I see you came with…” she nodded her head towards where Tim was sitting on the couch.

You sighed and nodded. “Yeah. Him and Daryl, he’s somewhere.”

“You still didn’t tell him, did you?” She said.

You shook your head, taking another sip.

“Girl! You need to just do it. It’s so obvious he likes you. You both look like lost puppies, chasing after each other.” She rolled her eyes. You looked back at him for a while and back to her.

“Yeah..” you mumbled. “Anyways, how’s your boyfriend?”

“Oh, I gotta tell you-“ she rambled on for a while, you both talked for a while and Tim came up to you both.

“Hey, tim.” Your friend said, looking at you and back at him.

“Hi. Y/n, can we talk for a second?”

“Sure.” He pulled you aside, you friend smiled at you from behind.

“Soo.. this is gonna sound crazy, but could you pretend to be my girlfriend for a little?” He asked nervously.

“What? Why?” You asked, laughing nervously, confused.

“You see the girl by the couch? The one with the blonde hair?”

You craned your head to look at her. You nodded and looked back at Tim.

“She keeps flirting with me, and she seriously won’t leave me alone. I told her I was taken and she clearly is still there. I also told her I was going to the bathroom right now.” He said.

He was always uncomfortable with flirting when random people did it, he told you about that. And this girl seemed to not wanna stop.

“Okay. Yeah.” You nodded, talking softly.

“Thank you.” He said, he slowly grabbed your hand, and intertwined your guys hands. You made your way through the dancing bodies.

The girl smiled widely when she saw him come back, as if she hadn’t even seen you right beside him.

“Hey, y/n.” One of his friends in the group nodded at you, you gave him a small wave and smile. They knew you because you both had hung out with other people often, and his punk friends did like you.

Tim sat down, moving slightly to make room for you. You sat down next to you, and he looked at you, slowly wrapping his arms around you to make sure you were okay with it. You just moved closer to him and he took that as his okay.

His arm was around you, hand moving up and down your arm. You put your head on his shoulder.

“So, Tim.. you play hockey?” The girl asked, giving you a dirty look. He simply glanced at her and nodded.

“Oo. That’s fun. You think you could teach me sometime?”

“Probably not.” He said, the corners of your mouth turned up as you tried to hold in a laugh. You couldn’t help it, you started laughing loudly, and some of the people snickered and laughed with you.

Tim even started laughing. “Sorry.” He said, laughing at the same time while the girl scoffed and hopped off the couch, leaving you guys alone.

You took another sip, and you expected Tim to take his hand off you, but he didn’t. His hand stayed around you.

You felt comfortable, you smiled and joined in on conversations.

The girl had clearly made him uncomfortable before, so you stuck around to make sure that he was okay now.

It seemed like slowly he was getting more comfortable again, his smile was wider and his laughs were louder.

Once you both left, (Daryl was going to some girls apartment) you both talked, and he walked you to your place.

“Thank you.” He said suddenly, before you walked in.

“For what?” You asked him.

“For.. you know. Pretending.” He nodded.

And suddenly, feeling bold you said “What if I don’t wanna pretend?”

You both looked at each other for a moment and you both leaned in. You felt as if this wasn’t real, it felt like a dream.

Once you both pulled away, he smiled and laughed softly.

“See you tomorrow..?” You asked, smiling back at him.

“Yeah. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

[badchoicesworld]

hello hello hi ! i hope you're doing well ! may i request a miles!42 and hobie with like a butterfly mutated reader (masc) ? ironically he's more bug than beauty and has alot of features that he tries to hide (antennae, long ears and :3 mouth that opens up to a long tongue to suck up food ? he has teeth too but theyre sharp with fangs in the splatoon inkling way. skin is like a bug's sort of hard and exoskeletonly and bro is just really fluffy. like his wrists and neck have fluff)

reader is a result of like a weird science experiment gone wrong so he sort of feels like an alien trying to fit in whenever his features pop out. he just wants to live an ordinary life but somehow keeps on gettinh pulled in the middle of every superhero fight there is :'). also ! ARTKIDDD

im sorry if the req got really specific to work w aha :') hope you have a good one !

hobie brown and miles42 with butterfly mutated boyfriends !

huge fan of these mutated readers, i am however a tmnt man so (i fuckin see you btw, my most active friend and that tmnt blog)

separate, established relationships

warnings: nah

pairing: hobie brown x masc!reader, miles morales!42 x masc!reader

requests: check out my guide/masterlist

★⋆ ⋆☆⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆☆⋆⋆★✧

we all know hobie’s a massive fan of making a statement, so he thinks that you look absolutely incredible with your mutation

will likely go through a phase of insisting you should embrace it and flaunt it, he’s gotta be told a few times that you just wanna live an ordinary life

sounds a little boring to him, but whatever suits you, y’know?

he’s not the guy to go to however for tips on how to blend in, do not ask

you’ve got a butterfly mutation, he’s got a spider mutation- he calls you the bug boys sometimes when he’s feeling hyped up and you can feel how you wanna feel about that

if you ever tell him about your mutation, about the experiments and such, it just fuels hobie’s habit of antagonising authority n all that

you’re like walking proof of the government taking advantage of the people through the systems they put in place to protect them but in reality are just some form of propaganda to give the public false hope and sense of security

yeah, hobie wasn’t surprised when you told him

not too pressed over it either since it’s been and done, no point in getting worked up over something thats irreversible and apart of you now

feels disrespectful to even feel bad to a degree

of course he feels bad that you were experimented on, but he’s not gonna say anything about your actual mutation

does however have something inappropriate to say about ur tongue im sorry

yknow what hard skins good for ? drawing on, let him please

yknow what fluff around you ur neck and wrists is great for ? hobie and his desperation for contact, ur mad comfy dawg

he likes to wear his studded collars and wrist bands in the same places as your fur sometimes, matching innit

hobie absolutely recognised how badly you want to have an ordinary life, so can honestly empathise and sympathise when you somehow manage to find yourself sucked into every super scrap in the city

he can try diverge the fights, but can’t promise a thing since they tend to be unpredictable

hobie’s plenty happy to diverge from large crowds with you if it helps you stick out less, he’ll navigate for the two of you and somehow come up with insane routes to get to where you need to be

will diy you clothes tailored to your mutation, shirts with holes in the back for your wings just so they don’t have to be uncomfortably folded under clothes n stuff

miles42

i feel like with society going up in flames, standing out is something you generally wanna avoid in earth42, just doesn’t seem so safe

so miles definitely goes the extra mile (ha) to make sure you’re not gonna stick out too much

if you’re smaller than him he’ll for sure lend you certain things to wear if they cover you up well enough, he knows just about every nook and cranny in the city to hide in whenever your features decide to make a guest appearance

like if you’re ever just walking down a street then your antenna poke out, he’s very fast to act and doesn’t make a big deal out of it

now you either just chill in an alley together or start making your way home through the intricate backstreets miles can effortlessly navigate

he appreciates your mutation though, it’s one of them things that he can silently admire and daydream about instead of worrying about the future

realistically ? you could be a result of a really shitty human experiment gone wrong at oscorp, god knows they can take advantage of the people without a spider-man to protect them

if you ever reveal this to miles, he’s obviously upset, but it’s probably predicted at this point

i imagine in his universe that they’re a force to be reckoned with

asks his mum to make things for you sometimes, to help you feel better about your appearance and to help hide certain features that you wanna

can completely understand your desire to want an ordinary life, he does too

he’ll help you achieve it, it’s one of his dreams and he can only hope to share it

your mutation takes time to get used to but it gets to the point where miles simply won’t bat an eye at your mutation, he treats you like any other person in the world except he loves you- wants so badly for you to feel normal if that’s what you want

in the least condescending way he will insist from time to time for you to stay home, just for your own safety if he starts to notice a particular rise in stats

he completely understands your desire to just blend in, but it’s not worth it if you’re genuinely at risk

he gets into the habit of doodling butterfly features on scraps of paper, on the back of his hand during classes- you’re on his mind a lot

says that he’s indifferent towards ur fluff but then he’ll fix it up for you after putting a shirt on and it’s a lil outta sorts

★⋆ ⋆☆⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆☆⋆⋆★✧

sorry this is kinda brief and not great, i’ve been out of it for the longest time but i’m tryna provide 💪💪

[justyouraverageanonbloghere]

New Dawg in Town

"You got somethin to say, dawg?" The voice said rather irritably as I was pulled from my stupor.

Looking up from the rather endowed package straining against the guy's khakis, I make eye contact with him to see his rather equally annoyed gaze.

"Oh ah- nothing. Sorry I was just zoned out." I try to quickly make an excuse.

"Yeah whatever. You wish you could have a chance with me." He sneered as his cock strained with a throb as if he loved putting me down. It didn't help that I started getting hard after seeing his not so little friend strain for freedom like that.

Needless to say, now I wanted a little taste of freedom. As the train reached one of the many stops, I bided my time until it was his turn to get off. I allowed myself to be immersed in the crowd as I tailed him discreetly. The thought of that throbbing cock being squeezed by his pants with every step he makes had me reeling.

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤.

I cursed internally when he didn't go to the restrooms within the subway station so I had to continue my hunt. With every possible opportunity avoided had me internally losing my composure. Like an animal getting tired of hiding before catching it's long fated prey. Regardless I remained composed and on my phone to avoid suspicion. Who I am doesn't matter. I have been hopping into bodies for as long as I can remember. And I've taken on so many identities that I've forgotten my own. Now I just go by Jack.

Why the name Jack? Because of how much jacking off I do in every new body I hop into. And this arrogant guy was my next target. One I'd probably stay in for a long while. Sure he may he a bit scrawny, but that can be fixed easily.

Above ground, as I continue my pursuit, my eyes narrow as he turns down an alleyway. This was my chance. I will make sure I will take advantage of this opportunity. I follow him inside the alley way and start walking fast towards him. Each step guaranteeing me to my new body.

He was too absorbed in his music that his headphones blocked out the sound of my rushed footsteps. I grab him by the shoulder to turn him to me and I kiss him on the lips. I force my tongue in his mouth to stun him further but also create an opening for myself. His eyes were already wide but they only got wider as my true body began exiting the mouth of my current form as I forced my way into my new target's mouth.

Fun fact about my possession ability, anyone I inhabit essentially becomes a skin suit for me. And the longer I inhabit them, the more I gain access to their memories. But any vessel I leave, they return to a normal form as if I never wore them.

My target's mouth began stretching like latex as I wormed my own form inside of his own and his eyes looked at me in pure terror while my gaze on him was one of triumph. Soon enough I begin sliding my legs within his, my arms within his. Hands and feet would follow. I was nothing more than a head within his neck as I pushed myself up. Soon enough I was looking through his eyes and I immediately looked down to see that bulge now in my ownership.

I smirk and give it a squeeze only for a moan to follow.

"Yeah this is the shit, dawg!" I laugh, mimicking this guy's mannerisms. I adopt this guy's carefree saunter and walk out the alleyway from the way he came in.

"Don't know what you had planned, but there's a few friends I want to try this dick out on. No one can resist ol' Jack~"

[misstwisted]

ALRIGHT I JUST FINISHED TRAP AND I LOST MY FUCKINGN M I N D *spoiler warning of course*

YALL

Y A L L

I WAS DOING EVERYTHING TO KEEP MYSWLF FROM GOING APESHIT. TRAP WAS N O T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING (IN A WONDERFUL WAY). THAT WAS AMAZING. I JUST GOT OUT THE THEATER AND I STILL HAVENT PROCESSED IT FULLY.

FOR SOME CONTEXT/BACKSTORY, I WAS OBSESSING OVER THIS MOVIE FOR WEEKS. I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT TO WHOEVER LISTENED. MY BOY YOU KNOW THAT MEME WHERE THAT PERSON WAS LIKE “I’m sorry for the person I’ll become when I watch this?” DAWG THAT WAS WHAT I WAS FEELING LIKE

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ILL TRY TO FRAME MY THOUGHTS THE BEST I CAN IN THIS

IT WAS INSANE. IT FELT LIKE WHIPLASH GOING FROM THESE CUTE MOMENTS OF A FATHER AND DAUGHTER AT A CONCERT MEANWHILE HE WREAKS HAVOC TO FUCKING CHAOS.

IT FELT LIKE THE MOVIE WAS UNRAVELING THE MORE I WATCHED IT. IT WAS ALSO SURPRISINGLY FUNNY.

I GOTTA BE HONEST, I LOVE COOPER. I WENT IN KNOWING I WAS GONNA LIKE HIM TO FEELING GUILT AND SHAME FOR BEING HAPPY HE ESCAPED. HE WAS SUCH A SILLY GUY FOR A SERIAL KILLER AND I WAS SO CURIOUS TO SEE WHERE HIS CRIMINAL ANTICS WOULD GO. I WAS HOOKED TO THAT SCREEN.

BEUH I WAS CONVINCED FOR A SECOND COOPER COULD TELEPORT BECAUSE HOW????? HOW WAS HE ABLE TO ESCAOE THAT CAR. IS HE ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING ESCAPE ARTIST ON THE SIDE BECAUSE I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED. I’m glad the genre of “serial killing men with mommy issues” is still going strong. I love how he genuinely cares for his kids. He’s now apart of my mental list of evil characters who are still better than my dad. Honestly if he didn’t over react he could’ve left with his daughter without any grief 😭. Like dawg just walk out the back door like you planned.

SPEAKING OF SURPRISE I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED AT THE PERFORMANCES, ESPECIALLY JOSH. WHEN I WATCHED THE TRAILERS I IMAGINED HE’D DO PRETTY GOOD, BUT HE BLEW ME AWAY. I CANT BELIEVE THIS WHOLE MOVIE TURNED ME INTO A NEW JOSH HARTNETT FAN. I WAS STRAIGHT UP LIKE “DUDE SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR”

ALSO THAT SCENE WITH KID CUDI MADE ME CACKLE I LOVE HIM JUST CASUALLY FLIRTING WITH COOPER “MURDEROUS DILF” ADAMS IN FRONT OF HIS DAUGHTER BECAUSE LIKE SAME. And I love that cooper isn’t freaked out by it, he literally looks like this has happened to him a million times.

I think this movie changed me in a weird way and I might wreak havoc for the next couple months on this blog with content with it because oml I’m so glad I enjoyed it. Josh Hartnett I haven’t known you/followed you through your career for long but everything about this role you did was perfect and I’m sure your fans are just as proud of you as I am. I made a damn bracelet about you and everything.

honestly I still don’t know if I’ve said everything I needed/wanted to say about this movie yet so PLEASE people talk to me about this movie I’m begginggggg. I’m so glad I kept a positive mind about this film. M NIGHT I LOVE YOU THANK YOU.

but now I have a weird feeling of lost, like, I wanted to see this movie so bad and now I did and it’s over. And next on my theater watch is the crow remake and now I’m like “fuck, now I’m gonna watch a movie I’m gonna HATE.”

also whoever decided to have Josh take his shirt off in the hottest way in the movie for no reason and also put it in the trailer…:

Also I’d like to report that movie theater popcorn still makes me feel sick BUT I KEEP COMING BACK TO IT.

[cheri-2047]

you drink away your problems

this is an x reader

Characters: xiao, lyney,

warnings: alcohol is mentioned,

This is not proofread at all dawg

XIAO:

You were extremely drunk at the tavern, your cheeks flushed and your mind in a haze. You had been running away from your problems until you physically couldn’t take it anymore. You were on the verge of a breakdown as you decided to try to run away again by ingesting a huge amount of alcohol. Your head was in your arms, mumbling things you yourself don’t understand. As you ordered another bottle of wine, the bartender started to get concerned. “Uh…traveler ? You’ve had multiple bottles already…are you sure?” You nodded your head. You got so used to having large amounts of alcohol because you drink away your problems a lot. You’re here so often that the bartender knows who to call when you drink too much. “Traveler, what’s your boyfriend’s name again?” The bartender asked. “….xiao.”

it was at this moment that Xiao appeared on the entrance of the tavern. The bartender nodding to him as he left you alone. Xiao watched as you drank another glass of wine, quickly taking it away from your grasp. “…..darling..?” You turned your head up as you saw your boyfriends concerned face. “Let’s go home yeah?” Xiao wasn’t good at comfort, he wasn’t sure how to do it at all. But he has his own little ways of showing that he cares. As you try to stand, you immediately fall to xiao’s side. ‘How much did y/n drink?’ Xiao thought to himself as he slowly walked you home.

when you arrived, he set you on the bed, helping you change out of your clothes so that you’re in your pajamas. He sat on the bed next to you as he held your hand. You knew tears were falling out of your eyes, but you weren’t exactly sobbing. Xiao then sat in front of you, as he pulled you into a hug so you can cry on his shoulder. “I…am not the best at comforting…but I’m here to listen.”

As you talked about your problems, head on xiao’s shoulder, you felt him rubbing your back and nodding. Soon you were starting to fall asleep. Xiao tucks you in and lays next to you, hugging you. The next morning he helps you think of some solutions

ok me personally I like to headcanon that xiao isn’t so big in physical touch, but when you’re sad he would do anything to make you feel better

LYNEY:

So many bad things have been happening lately but you didn’t want it to bother you, so you ignored it. Until one day, someone said something that got you reminded of it, This time it wouldn’t leave your head. You were on the dining table with nothing but bottles of wine around you. You seemed to drink an endless amount of alcohol but your problems wouldn’t be erased by it. Just as you were drinking another glass, your boyfriend came home. “Mon Cherie! I’m ho- darling?!” He drops his bags and rushes to you, quickly taking the glass away from your hands. He scanned the table, seeing the empty bottles of wine. “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!” He exclaimed, extremely worried about you. He pushed all the bottles away as he noticed the sorrow in your eyes. He knew something was up, and he felt a small guilt in only adding to it by yelling. “Oh…Mon amour…I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell..”

He hugged you tightly as he saw your tear stained cheeks. You burries your head on his shoulder, as he rubbed your back in circles. “Let it all out my love…” you couldn’t control your tears anymore as you wept in his arms. You tried to explain what was happening but your sobs refrained you from doing that. You couldn’t form complete words from your sobbing. “You don’t have to explain now…you can tell me in the morning. Just let all your sorrows out.”

as you cried and cried, you started to fall asleep. “Good night mon cherie…” lyney said as he carried you and brought you to your bed, laying down next to you before planting a kiss on your cheek, both of you cuddling.

the next morning, he wakes up early to prepare breakfast for you. Then you guys talk about what happened.

mb if I accidentally miscaharyerized them

[divinelolita]

HEY HEY HEY LOVERRRR5🥰🥰🥰

dawg these r one of the worst ideas ive ever had but wtvvvv

IMMA ORDER UHHHH MILKSGAKE AND FRIES ALONG WITH 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS(full band separate headcannons😋) who got a bf and he's not a model singer or anything bro and it gets out in the public but thing is the band doesn't necessarily care cuz half of the fandom was wayyy nicer back then(check the comments of bill being accused of liking men they were so supportive) but reader is freakin out cuz of the backlash the band is getting again which is barely any people

ok so reader is prolly pacing around in his room and what he's fr doing is practicing the break up out loud and spoiler alert a member walks in and only hears the part '(insert band member) we need to break up' and they're jus mad confused and hurt and reader is making up lies on why he wants to break up when the only reason is because he doesn't want them to fail as a band bro loves them too much

OH u can choose if the ending is good or bad(pls dont make me cry too much)

BAND X READER : BREAKING UP

hiii 😻 im so tired oml

BILL:

・He needed to ask you a favour.

・Most likely having to due with washing the hairspray out of his hair for him, since he was too lazy to do it himself

・He heard muffled voices comin from your room. He didn't want to eavesdrop but from what he could make out you sounded..worried or scared.

・Walks in your room, opening the door slowly so it doesn't creak.

・He watched you pace back and forth, your head in your hands. He stayed silent for a second, listening to you more carefully. Only to hear..

".. I'm sorry but..we need to break up, Bill."

・Oh. Oh.

・Stays silent for a minute before he shuffles on his foot, the sound of his shoe hitting th floor making you turn around with a small gasp.

"Bill! I thought you were out with-"

"M/N..what the hell were you saying?"

・Through sniffs and shaky breaths you'd explain how you just didn't want his career to be fucked, how you just wanted him to be safe

・He's arguing through tears, pointing out how truthfully nobody cares ever since it has gotten out you two were dating.

・He'd cry and sob and he would keep telling you that he loved you too much to let you go, how even if it messed up his career he'd always pick you.

・But..he was so disappointed you went to break up with him instead of talking it out.

"If you really want to break up them I guess.."

"Bill please I-"

"No. Stop."

・Walking out of the room holding back sobs and cries, running to the bathroom when he feels like he's gonna throw up.

TOM:

・He was actually going to tell you something too!

・What? Did you forget it was your guy's one year anniversary?

yess im doing tha idc if its dumb

・Wanted to ask you about your favorite restaurants so he could pinpoint a location.

・Only thing best for M/N, right?

・Anyways, walking towards your room he can't help but keep the grin off his face. He's already prepared a gift for you downstairs.

・He's hearing muffled noises from your room, so he thinks at first your just calling a friend. Cool, thats fine-

"Tom this just...isn’t working anymore."

・He stops mid step, grin fading off his face as his heart stops.

・He doesn't know how to feel.

・He feels sad and nauseous and angry all over, his body trembling a he gets overwhelmed with emotions

・Tales a second before barging in, watching you stop pacing an look at him with big eyes.

".. What?"

・He can hardly choke out, feeling a if his legs will give out on him. He feels like he's gonna fall and crash on the floor, curling up in a ball as he sobs

・He can't make out anything you're saying, only half listening to your continuous 'sorries' and pleas for him to just hear you out and listen.

"But Tom, all of the backlash and.. -"

"WHAT fucking backlash?!"

・He's mad mad. Can hardly look at you as tears well in his eyes. He can hardly make out your own face, you're all blurry in his vision.

・Storms out of your room, slamming the door and ignoring you when you scream and beg for him to come back

・He doesn't, and probably never will.

GEORG:

・He was bored, so tired of just sitting around the house all day!

・Wanted to bring you down to the lake, maybe have a picnic and listen to music...yeah that seemed nice. He knew you loved this lake, you'd always talk about it everytime you drove past it.

・Walking to your room, nearly skipping as he was going to tell you to put your boots on and get changed. It's been quite a long time since you have been out of the house yourself.

・You, on the other hand, weren't looking forward to hanging out with him right now. You weren't sure why you were so caught up about the fact dating him got out, nobody really cared.

・He was too giddy to knock, instead he strolled right on in with a big smile on his face. You were turned away, walking back and forth in your room as you muttered to yourself, although he could only make out a few words.

"..I can't do this with you anymore, Georg.."

・His heart drops at the same time his smile did, he feels like he's frozen in place. He can't move his legs, hands, nothing.

・Watching as you would look up at him as you stopped your steps, eyes tinted a shade of pink as your jaw was slightly dropped, neither of you being able to form words.

・Only takes a few seconds for your rambling to start, telling him your sorry and trying to make up an excuse.

"I..i was just practicing this thing for school about breaking up and-"

"That's such goddamn bullshit!"

・Can't look at you, hands giving to cover his face as his breathing is ragged. He'd stay quiet as you spoke, not absorbing anything.

・Doesn't bother to argue or intervene, just listening to your dumb excuses and desperate apologies that didn't mean anything to him anymore.

・Although if you mentioned something about your relationship being outed, he'd be furious. Doesn't quite show, he doesn't yell, but he's fuming.

・Truly doesn't get why you don't understand how much he loves you. So what if a few people dislike this? You were his boyfriend and you mattered to him so much..

・Well- you were his ex boyfriend now.

"If you wanted to break up you could've just said so! How long have you been feeling like this?"

・He's hurt and distraught and sad all at the same time, he's unable to process all of this.

・He doesn't actually say "We're breaking up" but it's so damn implied it felt like he was screaming it at you in the back of your head.

・Can't bother to look at that dammed lake anymore, taking another route if his original went past it.

GUSTAV:

・He wanted to watch your favorite movie with you today!

・He knew you have been stressed recently, although he didn't quite know why. He just wanted to be there for you and help you get through this.

・You didn't want him to help you at all though, huh?

・You've wanted to break it to him for the past couple weeks that you needed to seeperate from each other, but it was hard considering that's not what you truly wanted.

・Although you gained so much positive feedback when your relationship got outed, those snarky,rude comments were getting to you.

・Anyways...Gustav had already gotten the popcorn ready, along with some of your favorite candy. Skittles, chocolate, starbursts..

・He had set up everything perfectly in the living room, making sure it was all neat and gorgeous. He couldn't wait to see your eyes sparkle with joy!

・Walking to your room, whistling quietly under his breath. Slowly opening your door. You were faced away from him, which gave him the perfect opportunity to scream "SURPRISE" if he wanted to!

・Yet he wanted to wait, he could hear your voice tremble as yo whispered to yourself. He could make out hardly anything, but a few words stood out to him

"Gustav..we should break up."

・He felt like he'd been hit with a brick. His heart beat sped up and he wanted to vomit.

・You turned, feeling like something was watching you. You were right. There stood Gustav, frozen in place as he started at you with glossy eyes

・Tears pooled in his eyes. He felt as if all the moisture in his mouth suddenly disappeared and he found it hard to swallow. It was like there was a rock lodged in his throat.

"Gustav, I didnt-"

"..you didn't?"

・His voice was barley above a whisper and he had to hold back sobs. He couldn't stand properly, leaning against the bedroom door for security.

・He didn't know what he did wrong! Why didn't you love him..why did you want to leave him..did he do something?

・Listening to you make up lies, he wanted to believe them. He wanted to think he heard you wrong and that you meant something totally different.

・But no matter how hardvhe tried to ignore it, there was a voice in the back of his head telling him that the things you were spewing were bullshit.

・His body trembled as he hit back another sob as you went in to tell him that you just wanted his career to be safe and easy, for there to be no backlash or hate.

"Please, M/N. Just..stop."

・Doesn't say anything as he staggers out the room, tears streaming down his cheeks. He ignores your pleas of forgiveness and sobs to listen to you. He had already listened to you and you had lied again and again.

・Can't sleep for days, thinks that you lied about wanting his career to be okay and really he had done something wrong.

[deadduvznap]

Wait you do Harry Potter? Hell yea dawg I'll request that shit

Ron x dom Male Reader

Maybe reader is a slytherin, and doesn't take kindly to the golden trio or wtv

Anyways they're alone, room of requirements or sum. Que the non con, knife/blood play (would they use knives if they had magic?? Idk), and sadism

I have no clue how to send the hard ask thingies lmao my brain does not work very well

-💫 anon :D

(Pronouns are he/him btw for future reference)

as always FEMALE ALIGNING DNI !!!!!!

my requests are currently closed but ill write a lil blurb for you ml kisses kisses

okay okay yesss i think that you dont like the golden trio that much not because they are gryffindors but probably because smth happened w harry (hes a bitch i dont like him 🗣️ )and then romance between ron and hermione but you like ron but you cant say anything blah blah blah but one day ur in the room of requirement because probably you saw ron and hermione talking and it rlly hit you so you wander round the halls till you find the room of requirement and its a nice little cozy library for you with a little fireplace and couches and you just go and sit and sob for a little but then you hear the door creak open you stiffen up and stop making any noise and peek round the corner or ur big chair and you see ron peeking his head in lookin confused and he sees you and he walks in hes like oh hey ive never seen this room before this is pretty cool and ur just quiet on the chair staring into the fire and ron is walking over to the other couch and he plops down and he keeps and keeps talking and ur just getting more irritated w him and he cant tell and ur staring at him ur eyes are puffy and ur arms are crossed over urself and one hand on ur wand and ron finally looks at you and he tilts his head looking so cute btw and hes like hey whats wrong and you dont say anything then you hit him w the petrificus totalus curse (the full body binding curse) and his limbs snap together and he slumps over the chair like a 2x4 leaning on it. you walk up to him ur like you talk too much and okay lets say ur a half blood (somehow) so you stay strapped up w a pocket knife at all times (even tho you dont need it) and you can see the fear in his eyes as you get closer to him and you can hear the noises in his throat as hes panicking trying to get away from you and you use ur wand to rope his limbs up (the incarcerous spell) and shove a cloth in his mouth prob like idk smth random you have idk and then you undo the curse and he immedietly tries to run away and cry but since the rope has him binded so tightly his arms behind his back and his ankles together you push him to sit down and pull his robes off as he struggles and cries trying to get away from you so you take ur little (5 inch) pocket knife and hold it to his neck and tell him to stop fucking moving or ull cut off his fingers sorry guys im feeling very torturous rn and hes full got tears running down his face soaking into his cloth gag and you bend him over the side his hips pressed against the arm rest of the couch chair thing and press his face into the actual seat and bend his back as much as possible btw so it hurts more and hes thrashing around cus it hurts and he doesnt want this he doesnt like you he likes hermione he just needed to destress after getting into an argument w the other two and now? now hes getting raped by someone he (thinks he) hates and then he feels something pressing against his asshole and guess what its ur dick bout to absolutely rawdog him no lube no condom no prep just some spit maybe so it doesnt hurt you or dare i say his own blood as the lube? you put ur dick against his asshole and he starts squirming his eyes squinty and trying to get away from you and so you take ur knife and press against his lower back and tell him i told you not to move around like a little bitch and you stick the knife into his back and he screams cus it hurts so bad hes shoving his face into the couch harder and hes crying trying to get away but the more he wiggles the deeper the knife goes in and that hurts more and you pull the little knife out and gather some blood with ur hand and use that as lube before it clots up and when that happens you just get more blood if hes about to pass out you use a spell to heal that wound and stab him somewhere else and get more blood by the time you cum hes about to pass out from the pain and hes absolutely covered in blood its dripping down his back from his lower back to his head and all over his arms and the couch is soaked with blood and his hair is a red ginger mess with clots of blood hes almost breathing in blood through the cloth gag

(sorry was at block text limit) through his mouth if you pull out and cum on his back it literally just mixes with the blood he passes out and you leave him there bound in rope and gagged over the edge of the couch covered in clotted and dried blood

[qoldenskies]

hey dawg, me again

thinking again about cc (do i think of anything else? lol no) and just contemplating about their whole situation *cries*

because what a situation they're in in CW like........I've seen some other asks and your responses to them talking about it but like, the "normalcy" that they are going to get to in the epilogue one shot, mm mm mmm. thinking about the road to healing that they must all go through. thinking about how it all boils down to how does one make amends after hurting someone?

(story time to get my point) once when i was playing a contact sport, i hurt a member of my own team on accident, we knocked heads pretty hard. so hard my teammate was one the ground screaming in pain, holding their face. While i managed to stand and walk off with just a bump on my forehead and a slight headache for a few days, i later found out that i'd hit my head against their eye. they had a pretty bad concussion for a while and months later at the optometrist they found out they had a small tear in the corner of their retina. (not trying to trauma dump, i promise i'm getting somewhere!!!)

the point of the story is just, guilt man. I'd hurt my friend, on accident, but i'd still hurt them and pretty badly too. after the collision there was just nothing i could do to make it right. I couldn't undo the hit no matter how much i wanted too. and because of who they were they didn't like anyone making a fuss about them. it was the first time i can remember hurting someone so badly and being aware of the fact that i was the direct cause. It was my fault. And that's how i think leo and raph and mikey feel in a sense. it feels like the same kind of guilt, the same kind of "i hurt you, it was my fault, i'm sorry, but 'i'm sorry' doesn't fix this, we can heal from this but i can't take back anything i did to you, and still, i'm going to be sorry about this forever" and the riveting conclusion of "i never want to hurt you (or anyone) ever again" (even though it wasn't entirely their faults, even though there is so much they can do to help the healing, even though they/you will end up hurting others again; in life it's inevitable) *falls to my knees and rakes them closer to me like you would leaves* *wailing*

i lub you tmnt ninja turtles, i luvh you complicated sibling dynamics, i loob(hate) you passage of time that does not heal the ache but soothes it like a balm *family guy dead pose*

YEAHHHHGHHH YOU GET IT ,,,,, they are ALL crumbling under the weight of what's been put on their family, and it is Immensely traumatic for the three of them, too. obviously they've been in combat before, but never in a way that's so violent. visceral. leo stabbed him and heard the squelch of the blade tearing through donnie's skin and muscle. he felt his body shudder as he screamed under him. raph returned to clarity with his hands around his little brother's throat, right after hearing him beg him not to kill him. they all remember the sound of the sickening snap of his wrist, the way his terrified pleading and sobbing slurred as he slowly gave up. the sound of his skull smacking against the floor. there was a very real moment after the curse broke where mikey thought donnie's last words to him were "im sorry".

they still smelled the blood weeks after the fact. leo had to confront his injuries head-on in order to save his life, HE was the one responsible for saving his life despite what he'd just gone through (after taking a nasty blow to his head too, mind you). it is. insanely traumatic for them. and now they cant hear the sound of donnie screaming or crying at all without flying into a panic. it really goes beyond simple guilt, it's something so much more painful. not to mention the way that the curse twisted their values and coping mechanisms, so now they cant fall back on them anymore.

even if donnie accepted them immediately in the way raph dreamed about, it wouldnt have healed them. even when he can stand them being around him again, he's still going to have triggers, and so are they. they cleaned up all the evidence and fumbled horribly by removing the footage and rebuilt donnie's room because they wanted so badly to undo it, but there's nothing they can do but wait.

its just. arghghhhh its all so messed up and im loving the fuck out of it

[cakewritez]

LIGHTENING MCQUEEN HUMAN AU.

reader has a new job interview at they have to catch, theyre on a time crunch and look extra good in business attire and McQueen cannot seem to keep his hands to himself. Convincing the reader with a simple "I am speed.." as they have a quickie in the car.

DAWG. DAWG. . . I ACTUALLY CANNOT.

"𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐘. ."

CW: Suggestive?, I KNOW WHO ASKED ME THIS. And no smut for you bc ya I said so ♡ but I do enjoy exposing you !! ( ´-ω-)

AN: MAN how low has my life stooped to. / crack fic taken seriously / McQueen talks in yellow and red / PLS GUYS ITS A JOKE I SWEAR if u know me NO YOU DONT.

WC: 375

You had a managed to succefully get a job interview after getting laid off, I'd had been months until you got a call back. Maybe just bad luck? Perhaps, that doesn't matter now. You have 30 minutes to get ready, look professional, and ace your interview.

The phone rings as you tie up your hair to do some makeup, it was McQueen. [I ACTUALLY CANNOT.] You picked it up to hear your ecstatic boyfriend, he had picked up some lunch for you when you got back for said interview. He wanted to give you a little treat!!

“Hey baby! Got ya something, sweet lil thing like you deserves something to come home to after your big interview!”

“Awww, thank you sweetie! I can't wait to see you.” You responded with a sweet tone.

“Mmh, such a sweet little thing. Aah! Shit, I'll see you soon okay? I gotta focus on the road.”

“Okay, see you soon!” You hung up with a little extra spring in your step. Finishing your makeup in the mirror, you stood in front of it looking at your outfit. The seams hugged your curves quite tightly, the striped fabric covered everything quite nicely however it was still a little revealing and skin tight.

You sighed and ran your hands down the fabric, trying to hype yourself up. As soon as that was finished, the doorbell rang.

“Hey sweeticous! Are you. . ready?” He looked you up and down, smirking and gave a high whistle with his fingers.

“Shit, you look stunning. Any chance we could skip the interview? Maybe, have a little fun with this. .?” He asked suggestively while walking closer to you, it was hard keeping your composure and he ran his hands down your hips and whispered words into your ear.

“Cmon, we still have time sweetheart. I'll be quick.”

He peppered kisses down your jaw, squeezing your hips as his hot breath fans across your neck.

“What makes you think we'll have time?”

You asked him, as one your arms were placed across his shoulders. One of your hands was running though the back of his hair, while the other was holding his shoulder.

"𝐀𝐰𝐰, 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞? 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝.”

IM ACTUALLY SO SORRY WHOEVER READS THIS 💔 sigh.. the things I do for my friends

[10hourshift]

Dawg what is this???

(deuzxfelix under the cut)

One specific night, we were on our usual trip back to his house. It was the middle of November, just after six o’ clock, it was already dark outside and the breeze was chilling to the bone. Felix was wearing a thick coat and a scarf on top of his dance wear, and I only had my faux leather jacket besides my school uniform, clearly, I had underestimated how much the temperature would drop that day. But for a strange reason, the cold didn’t bother me at all that night.

The walk home was quiet, though, at that time we were so used to this daily routine that the long periods of silence didn’t bother us anymore. They were quite pleasant, even, as they worked as a small break from the chaos that were our middle-school lives. A moment of quiet were both of us could stop caring about the world outside us. For a full 30 minutes there was no gangs, no bullies, no one else between Felix and I.

It wasn’t until a few blocks from his house that Felix said something at last.

-why are you doing this? – he asked, shyly, his words were barely understandable as his mouth was mostly covered by the thick wool scarf.

-doing what? - I responded, taken aback by the strangeness of this question

- the walk home- he said- it’s been a while since the last time the bullies had shown around to bother me.

- oh really? – I said, pretending to be surprised, as I too had noticed that the harassment had already stopped a few weeks ago.

- you don’t need to keep doing this if you don’t want to – he uttered in a sad voice, as he turned his head in the opposite direction I was.

- but I want to- I replied without skipping a beat.

- but why? – Felix turns back and looks straight at me. His eyes are fixated on mine, and I can’t read what’s behind them. Fear? Expectation? Embarrassment? whatever it was, it made the question have more weight than before.

It was something I had never asked myself

Why?

Why did I spend so much time and effort on a guy who wasn’t even my friend to begin with?

Was it because he needed help to defend himself against his bullies? Maybe, at least that’s why I started doing it.

But if so, then why did I kept going?

Even after we were sure he wouldn’t get harassed again?

Why didn’t I just taught him how to give a good punch on the face? Or gave him a pocket knife like every other guy who had trouble defending themselves?

 Was it because I thought he couldn’t himself like the others?

Does he think I think he can’t defend himself like the others?

An awkwardly long time passed while I was processing the question, we kept walking, and he kept staring at me, without saying a word. The thought was becoming more and more complicated, and since I was nowhere near an answer I simply said:

-  I don’t know; sorry–

That was the last time we spoke to each other that year. By the next day he was already gone as his family had left for an extended holiday vacation trip that lasted until the firsts days of January. I didn’t reach for him after that.

[post-uwuifier]

According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't care what humans think is impossible.ANumber2Pencil, Dec 7, 2016#1dinocerosDonatorMessages:7,482Likes Received:29,999Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?

to make one decision in life.But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?Why would you question anything? We're bees

No one's listening to me!Wait till you see the sticks I have.I could say anything right now.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!Let's open some honey and celebrate!Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!I'm so proud.- We're starting work today!

Today's the day.Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.Yeah, right.Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…- Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.- What'd you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!Wow!Oouple of newbies?Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!Make your choice.- You want to goetting the Krelman?

Sure, you're on.I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.Wax monkey's always open.The Krelman opened up again.What happened?A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!Oh, this is so hard!Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?Barry!All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…What happened to you? Where are you?- I'm going out.

Out? Out where?- Out there.

Oh, no!I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?Another call coming in.If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rdthat gets their roses today.Hey, guys.- Look at that.

Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.Really? Feeling lucky, are you?Sign here, here. Just initial that.- Thank you.

OK.You got a rain advisory today,and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.So be careful. As always, watch your brot thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. Behold the handmaid of the Lord: Be it done unto me according to Thy word. They drive crazy.- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

Some of them. But some of them don't.- How'd you get back?

im back UwUcifer, can i enter my own contest?

ah, stwuck again by wengthy ask anon! Mad wespect, yes yoo may UwU

[remusbutfemale]

Just other Dps hcs because idk I like doing them:3

TODD IS ACTUALKY ME so

Todd hcs…where do I start

He definitely plays some sort of instrument, maybe the piano. But he was forced into it and doesn’t associate himself with it unless it’s brought up.

“My mom was thinking of buying a piano” Charlie would probably say and Todd would be like; “oh cool, I play the piano” and everyone’s like ‘what the fuck? You play the piano????’

He’s queer. Do I really have to elaborate here?

He def wasn’t entirely sure on his whole sexuality for a while, but he knows he isn’t straight. So that makes me wanna say he’s unlabeled, he is just a silly guy!

holds stuff off until last minute

“Did you do the Latin homework?” Neil would ask, and Todd would be like 😨 bc he didn’t really forget but he also just forgot it was due the next morning

Neil

he definitely does method acting, especially for puck

He would act like his character in the play during the school days, just for fun; maybe even when he was in his dorm with Todd. (Im gonna pretend he’s alive to not want to die) when he got a bigger role he would go out of his way to put himself in that character’s shoes until he had to film.

He has a collection of rocks I just know it dawg

“Neil what the fuck,” Charlie would say and Neil would turn confused as hell obvi, and Charlie found his little trinket drawer, like yeah he collects other stuff but bros entranced by rocks. “Oh yeah my rocks! Do you like them?” He would ask and Charlie would be like “yeah, I guess.”

His favorite season is summer.

He would LOVE summer, he definitely swims and is outside the entire time. He would probably be deathly afraid of bees tho, would scream and cry when he seen one. He loves summer but hates bugs, he loves butterflies.

steven :3

I have a strong feeling when he was playing soccer he broke his glasses, this happened at least twice.

He would be like ??!?? And stare blindly at his broken glasses on the ground, squinting HIGHKEY. And wouldn’t get a replacement for a day and just be extremely blind trying to see the board in his classes.

doesn’t know how to cook, like at all. OR BAKE he cannot be in a kitchen without fucking it up.

“How the hell did you mix up 1 ½ cups of milk with just half??? Now we have to restart!” Gerard would say; I feel like they’d just be baking at his house during winter break because they have nothing better to do. And Meeks somehow fucked up the bread by adding too much milk and pitts is just like ?!!? How the hell?????

a piece of shit tbh LMAO like in a humorous way

“Cameron you fucking dumbass how did you fuck that problem up? It’s literally sooo easy— don't be mad at me you’re an idiot!” Or like “couldn’t be me, I would never be that down bad especially for a girl— with a fucking boyfriend you weirdo” to knox

SPEAKING OF now its Knox’ turn

we all know he’s a hopeless romantic but I wanna feed into it

He would be on about Chris to Charlie and he would just be like, “okay I genuinely couldn’t care less”. And then he would also read love poems, would be into Romeo and Juliet tbh, probably would imagine him as Romeo and Chris as Juliet.

I genuinely have no hcs for this man so all of these are probably ooc.. but he PROBABLY knows every type of bird to exist, he just looks like that.

“Is that an ancient murrelet!??” He would say looking at a bird sitting a couple feet away, and Neil would be like “how the fuck do you even know that”

Okay this one’s just for me to laugh at

When he was talking to Chris when they were on their way to Neil’s play, knox fell on his ass and it was a really awkward walk there; they didn’t talk and it was just really really awkward

Charlie dalton😈

Don’t get me started

This boy gets on every teacher's nerves like.. he’s just an arrogant piece of shit im sorry😭

“Mr dalton PLEASE sit down” the teacher would ask for the 15th time as Charlie would mess around, and then he would get sent to Nolan’s😭

So so bisexual like it’s insane

He flirts with Neil a lot— as a joke but he thinks Neil is attractive. He also thinks women are hot, I think he has a preference for women but will date a man without a thought. Todd definitely asked one time “are you gay?” And he would be like “I dunno— maybe for your boyfriend” and then Todd would be like “HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND I DON'T EVEN LIKE NEIL LIKE THAT” and Charlie would say “I never said Neil”

Never shuts thebfuck up

Yapper of the year award goes to Charles Dalton like im so fr, the poets love him but Jesus he talks too much😭