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sureuncertainty · 2 years ago

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today i was scarred for life by watching a hippo take the most absolutely massive explosive shit in the water, right into the face of another hippo. it was one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen in my entire life, and i used to work custodial. ah the wonders of nature

#i love my job... but sometimes.... it makes me want to die #like i can't even describe this for y'all however gross you're picturing it it was a thousand times worse #all my guests saw it too and i'm pretty sure the boys in the front row thought it was hilarious #anyway i could've easily gone my entire life without seeing that #like it wasn't even a normal shit i've seen them shit before this was.... on another level. i almost called it in bc i was worried #that the hippo was sick or something #anyway since i had to see that i figured may as well share it here on tumblr dot com #i had a great day at work today #win rambles #work stories: safari edition #making that a tag now since the old one is for my titanic job

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