#like hes bark and shes bite she'll slaughter a whole innocent village and out cackle him
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I know my love for a series is true when I start plotting out a xena warrior princess au, and baby, would Kiryu look good in her armour........
#Like Kiryu would be Xena Xena would be Kiryu they would be each other#all that duty fucking them both up till the very end no doubt#But while Xena and Gabrielle are gay gay homosexual gay#in a yakuza xena au haruka would be gabrielle and kiryu'd just adopt her <3 also bard haruka would be SOOO cute#so thats fine that works they travel the countryside saving the day#Majima feasibly would either be Ares god of war who is vaguely obsessed / in love with xena but also toxic and horrid#but majima isnt actually that evil#he could also be crazy crazy crazy bitch callisto my absolute fave bottle blonde who is also obsessed with xena#but again- Callisto would wreck Majima's ass#like hes bark and shes bite she'll slaughter a whole innocent village and out cackle him#so HMMMMMMM#Date would be Joxer and if you've watched xena you'll understand wholeheartedly#AKIYAMA IS AUTOLYCUS FOR SURE#Ephiny queen of the amazons and saejima would suit each other SO well#unrelated but she really fucked a centaur and gave birth to a horse kid that episode was WACK#maybe i just associate horse dick with saejima though who is to say
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