#like her cain instinct kicks in constantly but apparently she's a third generation only child...... how
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listen I think the importance we place on birth order is stupid and reductive. however. do yall ever meet someone and they say they're an only child and you just literally cannot believe them. like there's no way you didn't grow up fighting with siblings. what do you MEAN you were an only child
#this one goes out to my coworker#who walked by today and bonked me with an empty sauce squeeze bottle#and threw a cherry tomato at me from across the kitchen#like her cain instinct kicks in constantly but apparently she's a third generation only child...... how#she strikes me as the oldest sibling I can't even fathom that she doesn't have younger siblings#she can't even have cousins since she's 3rd generation..... wth
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