#like he's wearing a jockstrap full of bundled up socks

[baddingtonbitch]

i'm sorry but i'm watching an ep of the x files rn and the local sheriff's bulge is so prominent it's genuinely distracting like it's even making him walk funny he's mr. mooseknuckle 1993 idk what's going on down there bc he's walking like whatever it is was added to his crotch five seconds before filming and he's not used to it yet