#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[purplemagics-blog]

IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LOGAN HOWLETT/WOLVERINE HEADCANONS!!🐱⛓️‍💥🚬

“I'm a puppet on a string. Tracy Island, time-travelin' diamond cutter-shaped heartaches. Come to find you four in some velvet mornin' years too late. She's a silver linin', lone ranger ridin' through an open space”

Things: gender neutral headcanons I think, kinda out of character of him, Logan being an ass.

1.) When he is tired he will hold you in his lap and will NOT let go, leaving you stuck with his arms around your waist and his face in the crook of your neck.

2.) He secretly love cuddling but denies it HARD when you try and tease him about it to the team.

3.) This man is attempt to cook just for you when you’re sick even if he is actually shit at cooking. He has actually almost burned down the kitchen of the X mansion, trying to cook a grilled cheese for you.

4.) He will match with you when it comes to clothes like if you wear a white suit/dress he will wear a white suit or if you wear a red suit/dress he will wear a red suit.

5.) Overprotective for no reason. This man is jealous 24/7 especially when you’re around Scott and when he gets jealous of Scott and you he will pick you up and carry you away from him leaving you embarrassed and mad at him. (you would do the same if he was talking to Jean BUT STILL!-)

6.) Loves watching movies with you and loves it when you cling to him when there’s a jump scare.

7.) Finds it adorable when you try to act tough or in charge and when you try to boss him around he just mocks you not taking you seriously.

8.) You got a cat and Logan was complaining about it but when you checked on Logan and the cat to make sure he didn’t kill it and when you walked in he was cuddling with it. (They are best buddies)

9.) Ones you bought pheromone perfume as a joke in this man was glue to you. No this man would not leave your side no matter what.

10.) HE IS A BITER Y’ALL!😭🙏🏽

11.) An actual mess when he drinks to much. Ones you had to carry him out a bar has he peppers your face with kissing and rambling on how he never wanted to leave you.

12.) You speak in brain rot sometimes and watch as his face goes more and more confused and like “wtf is my partner talking about!?” (Skidi sigma Rizz☝🏽🤓)

13.) You always take him to the theme parks/carnivals which he loves it there but would never say out loud. Once a little kid that got lost walked up to you guys and Logan offered him a sip of the cheap beers they sell at carnivals.

14.) He got your name tattooed on his left collarbone (small but noticeable if you looked at it close) but then you looked at it you didn’t have the heart to tell him it was spelled so terribly wrong LMAO. 😭🙏🏽

15.) He would never go through your phone but he doesn’t mind if you go through his’ phone. (THAT MAN AIN’T GOT NO GIRLS OR BOYS IN HIS CAMERA ROLL BUT YOU!!)

16.) Type of guy to plan out a whole fucking future with kids, home, etc thinking you are the sexy person on earth just from looking at you while you are slumped over the couch with your hair tied up, in a oversized hoodie, on your period (if u a girl), thinking you are the ugliest mutant/person in the world.

ANYWAYS TELL ME IF YOU WANT MORE OF THIS TYPE OF THING BYEEEE❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜

[tokillamockingbird427]

Do you have anymore HCs of Uriel?

Gonna do ones when he's a bit older, because child Uriel has a lot of plotty things happening to him and it would be difficult to do HC's without spoiling stuff.

Considered going to fashion school, purely because of his love for designing clothes, decided not to so he could go to law school and ask more questions. (Also so he could argue with people.)

Loves the library so so much. If he's not in his dorm room sleeping or eating, than he's in the library studying or reading.

Dark academia boy. Adores the big sweater+pencil skirt combo.

Really likes keeping his hair long. It's 3a, so pretty damn curly, and he really likes messy buns.

Despite not going out as much as he did in his youth (Camping trips and that.) Uriel is still fairly well muscled. Reason being he uses the time to just. Think.

Loves surfing. Everytime he goes back home for holiday breaks, he usually gets his surfboard out of storage and goes nuts on the beach. Logan jokes that Uriel doesn't visit home to see family: but to surf.

Still loves dogs.

Reads a lot, but doesn't write very much. And he doesn't read much fiction, he likes biographies and history books.

Movies however, are a different story. He LOVES pretty much any movie, though the nerd part of him shines through again in the fact that Sci-Si is his favorite genre. Fucking loves the Terminator series. But he cannot stand horror, to the point that if Logan puts one on he's going to hide behind his dad and spend the night in his room for comfort.

Top two music genres are Rock and Classical.

Only video games he plays are multiplayer because Keegan likes to play them. Bonding time. Other than that he doesn't play them much. (Likes minecraft the most though.)

Has absolutely no restraint when it comes to soft drinks. Will drink himself sick on cola. Dependant on Monster Energy drinks.

Always calls his parents before big tests because he always gets pre-exam jitters. They usually avoid talking about the test and more just what's going on in their lives. Like Logan almost slicing another finger off when he decided to try his hand at wood carving.

Stereotypical autism fixation on trains, but more specifically on high-speed trains. If you get him started talking about it, you will hear his lecture about maglevs and how fucking cool they are. "They levitate, that is the coolest shit ever."

Constantly smells like cupcakes because he really enjoys vanilla scented body care products. His rizz is off the charts because of this (Among other things.) but it's a damn shame he doesn't realize it. And it's not that he's aromantic either, he literally just doesn't realize when people like him lmao.