#like he's posed like this 🫃 and the shirt says something like “My baby is worth a billion bucks” or something
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Do you think Dale used being pregnant as a marketing tactic?
Excellent question! My answer to that is.... I'm not sure.
I think that if he were to earn more money by using his pregnancy as a marketing tactic, then he definitely would. But would he actually gain more money by using his pregnancy as a marketing tactic? He's Dale Dimmadome, an off putting and out of touch rich guy who says stuff like "eat a lizard" and "tough tiddles kiddles". He's a jerk! No one likes him! Would his image really convince expectant parents to buy his stuff? If Jeff Bezos were pregnant and used his image to sell prenatals, would people actually be inclined to buy it? Cursed imagery, I know, but you get it.
In conclusion, Dale would definitely use his pregnancy to market his products if he could actually gain more money that way. However, he sucks and everyone knows that, so he might not.
#headcanon#my headcanons#I wanna see him model for his own pregnancy wear line though#Dimmapregnancy wear new and limited edition 999$ a piece. Buy now! And then there's an image of Dale wearing the ugliest shirt ever#like he's posed like this 🫃 and the shirt says something like “My baby is worth a billion bucks” or something#Buy my prenatals now available at Dimmazon! Only 1000$ for a month's worth and they're legit! I use them myself! - Dale#dale dimmadome#dalepreg#ask#anon ask#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fopanw#fairly odd parents a new wish#tw pregnancy#cw pregnancy#mpreg#trans pregnancy
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